EmmyLou Loves #40 My life’s a mess, buy my body confidence dress, what size you’ll be

[greacea]

Hahahaha. Hahahah. The black dress. “I was a size 16 when I wore it and it still fits me really well now” - maybe that’s because you’re still a size 16 dickehead.

 

[Super Cute]

This hand pose….

 

[slap2fish2gether]

Bet she is at home tonight making a new playlist full of Robbie Williams songs in anticipation

 

[Buttercup725]

Are you American? How did you come across Emmylou if so just out for curiosity? Didn’t know she was that known outside of Victoria let alone Aus

Yes I am an American in California. Oh, I follow Celeste Barber and that led me to Christian and then I saw this one. I was on GOMI (but never commented) and witnessed the migration over here and voila. I have been to Australia and love it so I enjoy what I see here. But she is as foul a representation of the Australians I know as Donald Trump is of the Americans I know. So blame her popularity on Celeste and Christian.

 

[Super Cute]

We haven’t seen a single crop top or sports bra being flogged! 20kg of weight loss and all this “crop tops” still fit!

Hush now Teddy….you know what happens when you say “Tangerine Crop Top” 3 times in the mirror!!

 

[savethechildren]

Her own mother has commented on fb stories she wants to buy the manky cardi!!!

 

[lovethatformeh]

Compare the pair

 

[SnarkyTart]

Leah Theories:
1. She caught lice from EL and that was the straw that broke the camel's back. She successfully dodged the bedbugs, the fungal rashes, the fleas...but having to delouse herself was too much.
2. Her parents told her to get a real job or they'd cut her off.
3. As posited above, the long con at fleecing EL's communidy by way of a Bali trip fell through, and they decided to cut their losses.
4. She has collected enough footage to complete her final university film assessment: a no holds barred view into the life of a d-grade influencer.
5. ALove has stopped paying her to provide in-home care for EL.
6. She was poached by a certain Young Mummy to join her team after the gaydar went off over Tulla way.
7. It only took 40 Tattle threads, but she finally got through them all and had an epiphany that she was wasting her life and decided to ditch the life sized poop emoji.

 

[liar liar flaps on fire]

Thread title suggestion

Inhaling oxtail stew while dressed as a poo. Why are you hiding the gunt, grifter Lou?

 

[SnarkyTart]

Does Emmylou do satire now

A lot of you *Tattlers all turn to Screeny* have been asking about my satire chicken *bug eyes* so if you ta page 58 of my confidence in tha kitchen cook book *confused face* or maybe it's page 73 *giggle* I've actually got the book on my website *pokes meaty finger towards bottom of screen* I'll put the link up here *nodding, major bug eyes* it's only $29.95 and that's including postage guys *scrunch, giggle* but ya know if ya can't afford ta buy it the satire chicken is on my website *looks off camera* Leah, it's on the website yeah *blank face, bogan mumbling* okay well Leah doesn't know *mean giggle* fark Leah whaddo I even farken pay ya for *maniacal laughing, bends over, out of breath, slaps thighs* Leah just *giggle* can I just tell them what you did Leah just stuck her finger up at me *over the top laughing, red squishy face* it's all fucken happenin' here at Emmylou Loves *story abruptly cuts off*

 

[Platenipples]

Oxtail slop, guts about to pop, fire hazard dress is a total flop.

 

[party bag]

Imagine being a little kid and having dinner with ring lights surrounding you so you can be filmed, eating, for your middle age mother's IG. I literally can't get my head around it.

 

[Michy02]

Emmylou Loves #40 - My life’s a mess, buy my body confidence dress, what size you’ll be is anyone’s guess

Congratulations to @greacea for the thread title! You win a one on one branding session with Leah!

I’ll get the title fixed Fezzas I got too carried away!

@Sure…Media! pls do your thing

 

[posty post]

That bed frame she's been trying to sell for nearly a year. She got a new bed sometime late last year when Aaron left us.

When Aaron left us will never stop me laughing

 

[notgifted]

I love it when I see her beautiful followers leaving supportive comments on her posts

 

[Bindi]

Thanks Tattlers for all the love it truly is appreciated.....tumour markers are down, not as far as they should be but the little fkrs are heading in the right direction.
Now back to regular programming.....she seriously is taking the piss isn't she? Who in their right mind would spend hundreds of $$ on those festy, fungus infected 2nd hand eyesores?????

 

[Mea Culpa]

Has anyone been past Brad's to see if her Cookbook is still front and centre?

I’m going to Sth Melb Market on Friday morning so will report back. My day off is Friday so I generally try to get out and get my gozleme fix at SMM. I am taking my newly minted role as Tattler field correspondent very seriously!

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

Watch out Franco Cozzo Emmylou has a GRAND SALE happening in her driveway. Megalo, Megalo, Megalo, everything must go.

 

[itsspelleddivinenotdevine]

“I have my weetbix plain… with either yoghurt and berries and cinnamon and a bit of almond milk”

That’s not plain. That’s covered in unnecessary toppings, like everything you make.

 

[posty post]

Never have I ever marinated meat in the package it comes in