cornerstones
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I don't think that Emma's dad normally goes to bed at 8pm - he'd just had enough of the Drews for one day and made his escape to bed for a bit of peace and quiet and to countdown the hours until he can go back home
- Notice
So......yeah
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How many of us Tattle bastards voted for her to have the hot tun in her lounge just for the comedic value? I know I did 
urghmummybloggers
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Those truly are the gift that keeps giving - here’s some of my personal highlights (because we should never forget this) and how I think she’s the fucking double of Roz from Monster Inc
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There's a saying in the medical field when it comes to pregnancy in high BMI patients - Where there's a willy there's a way!
Applesauce
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Thread suggestion: Emma Drew #19 Wls fail, but hot choc is the holy grail.
Bubblesandflowers
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Emma’s new business purchase to help reduce tax liability for 2020-2021
Bubblesandflowers
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What was everyone's favourite Emma Drew moment this year?
Mine has to be when she went to Ted Baker, felt judged so went and brought a TB dress in TK Maxx* I think. She loved it so much that she put it on in the toilets to go home to show Daddy Tony. But then made a song and dance about her nipples being on show. So either she flashed her nips to the whole of Cambridge OR she lied.
Mine has to be when she went to Ted Baker, felt judged so went and brought a TB dress in TK Maxx* I think. She loved it so much that she put it on in the toilets to go home to show Daddy Tony. But then made a song and dance about her nipples being on show. So either she flashed her nips to the whole of Cambridge OR she lied.
Bubblesandflowers
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Emma is asking where she can buy the santa in the window illusion. Mate you own a christmas shop. Don't you have any sort of catalogue you can review?
I am pretty sure all the lights and decorations shown are way out of the Christmas shop formerly of Holt's usual clientele *royalty excluded*.
I am pretty sure all the lights and decorations shown are way out of the Christmas shop formerly of Holt's usual clientele *royalty excluded*.
adw2007
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My top moments:
In 4th place: The aggressive haul video with the disappearing belt and violent chucking around of said merchandise.
In 3rd place: Going on safari, dressed like the safari.
In 2nd place: The awful skin-tight dress and the commissioned artwork that came with it.
IN 1ST PLACE: Get that bread, get that head thenwaddle out of Poundland leave!
Other memorable mentions: The Christmas Shop (Formally of Holt(Formally of Watlington)). Costa, Costa, Starbucks and Costa. Shipping her father back home on boxing day. Hanging Disney porn up the stairs. On the beg for a free phone, oh and "trolls and troglodytes"
In 4th place: The aggressive haul video with the disappearing belt and violent chucking around of said merchandise.
In 3rd place: Going on safari, dressed like the safari.
In 2nd place: The awful skin-tight dress and the commissioned artwork that came with it.
IN 1ST PLACE: Get that bread, get that head then
Other memorable mentions: The Christmas Shop (Formally of Holt
Theyallneedarealitycheck
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How did it happen? Let me tell you the story of one girl, her chauffeur and her limitless credit card. The girl, (let’s for arguments sake, call her Gemma) knew that there was a virus which was very easily transmissible and her government had laid out precautions to stop the spread of the virus. This included the slogans, Stay at Home, Save Lives and Protect the NHS and Hands, Face, Space...
Gemma decided that her degree in epidemiology, I mean Christian Youth Work gave her all the knowledge needed to make her own informed decisions. She decided to visit various coffee shops and restaurants in a 50 mile radius, various shops where she was permitted to try poorly fitting designer dresses on and numerous trips to the phone shop.
The virus had been diminishing and was going away but people like Gemma resulted in the virus coming back wearing a different overcoat.
Moral of the story... as much as they’re knobs, the social distancing and lockdown guidance set out by the governments wasn’t an advisory...
Gemma decided that her degree in epidemiology, I mean Christian Youth Work gave her all the knowledge needed to make her own informed decisions. She decided to visit various coffee shops and restaurants in a 50 mile radius, various shops where she was permitted to try poorly fitting designer dresses on and numerous trips to the phone shop.
The virus had been diminishing and was going away but people like Gemma resulted in the virus coming back wearing a different overcoat.
Moral of the story... as much as they’re knobs, the social distancing and lockdown guidance set out by the governments wasn’t an advisory...
justherefortheattachments
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Is she actually fucking for real?! "What was the point in everything we all gave up this year" - EMMA WE ALL GAVE IT UP, IT'S TWATS LIKE YOU WHO HAVE RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE
Theyallneedarealitycheck
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I’m sure to anyone else the fact that their parent had packed old holey clothes for a Christmas stay would ring alarm bells about their welfare and ability to care for themselves properly and not be bragging about a trip to Primark on their stories.
Fucking grim. Honestly.
makes me so angry that they can go gallivanting around, massages, shopping everyday, going out for meals and getting “pissed”
I had my fifth baby in December last year, she’s recently turned one. She’s met barely any of our family. We’ve gone to no baby clubs, i struggle with anxiety and depression as it is and this year has as it has been for many incredibly hard.
I run a Instagram page like hers, except I don’t post vulgar shite and crap innuendos on mine, I post about free things, to help people. Not myself. She’s really rattled me tonight. Fat bint.
makes me so angry that they can go gallivanting around, massages, shopping everyday, going out for meals and getting “pissed”
I had my fifth baby in December last year, she’s recently turned one. She’s met barely any of our family. We’ve gone to no baby clubs, i struggle with anxiety and depression as it is and this year has as it has been for many incredibly hard.
I run a Instagram page like hers, except I don’t post vulgar shite and crap innuendos on mine, I post about free things, to help people. Not myself. She’s really rattled me tonight. Fat bint.
I’d subscribe to her only fans, £10 a month but all I wanna see is Emma on the scales, Emma with a tape measure around her gunt, Emma wearing a size 20 dress that actually fits her, Emma with a hair cut, Emma with a hair brush, Emma with cleaned nails, Emma applying moisturiser to her face, Emma out of bed. Is it a request type situation?
Applesauce
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One of my favourite moments is going back on a liquid diet to "reset her pouch" and then fails after less than 24 hours
Maybe she thinks if she spends January on a ventilator she might lose a bit of weight?
Candycactus
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Why is she excited about doing a Chinese fake away when she had an actual Chinese takeaway not even 48 hours ago? Am I missing something here 
P.s. shouldn't she still have leftovers or has Toe Knee scoffed them all?
P.s. shouldn't she still have leftovers or has Toe Knee scoffed them all?
Laur91
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Get that (garlic) bread, get that (greasy) head then HEAVE. Then heave. BITCH THEN HEAVE.
Who wants to bet tomorrow will be a ‘nope’ day because we’ve all gone on about how much she’s doing and how often she’s going places etc.
I bet her Covid anxiety will creep back in tomorrow and she’ll be back under those furry sheets with Tony bringing her doner kebabs (cos they’re the only takeaway she can manage don’t you know) in bed and napping, napping and napping some more.
Who wants to bet tomorrow will be a ‘nope’ day because we’ve all gone on about how much she’s doing and how often she’s going places etc.
I bet her Covid anxiety will creep back in tomorrow and she’ll be back under those furry sheets with Tony bringing her doner kebabs (cos they’re the only takeaway she can manage don’t you know) in bed and napping, napping and napping some more.