Bloody hell you Tattle bastards, so I had a night with my fella after his 7 month deployment and you little menaces have had me up all night catching up. Finally made it
To recap:
- BFβs big reveal (advertised at 10/11 started at 9.20) was basically recycled homophobic/transphobic material, Dr Banter Flaps is out here giving out false HIV diagnoses and seems alarmingly obsessed with ppls nether regions all while preaching positivity because she picked up a book.
- Ashleigh sent some voice notes to Chelsey, I agree with the her releasing them tbh, sometimes you have to sacrifice one for the greater good, itβs unfortunate but itβs necessary.
- BF goes into her usual downward spiral and claims Ashleigh sold her triplets, slept with her son, and romanced 4 strangers on holiday. All while over using the word c**t and sucking air through her teeth 90% more aggressively than usual.
- Brandonβs got the clap
- Chezzastill chasing the clout
- Kerrie Louise licks bum!
- Alexandra needs a new tracky
Have I missed anything? Let me know