Eastenders #22 Canoe is up hit creek without a paddle!

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I can't imagine going through life and not saying 'duck' or 'bleep' everyday. Glad I don't live in Walford.

I dunno, I'd probably give that up to say an iconic Eastenders insult. I'm sure I quote "while you were out doing nish" on a weekly basis.

Or Sonia's "you wanna bring up Chloe? You couldn't bring up phlegm!"
 
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I dunno, I'd probably give that up to say an iconic Eastenders insult. I'm sure I quote "while you were out doing nish" on a weekly basis.

Or Sonia's "you wanna bring up Chloe? You couldn't bring up phlegm!"
Doing nish is a favourite of mine, my Husband gets that one a lot from me ! Someone on the Emmerdale thread said that Aaron “couldn’t fight sleep” and it proper tickled me. Dying for an opportunity to use it 😂
 
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Me and my other half ALWAYS say EE should have a late night episode every now and then. We're talking Phil and George F-ing and C-ing all over the place and Ravi having some steamy sex scenes 🔥🔥
Id live for this just for the swearing 🤣 I don’t wanna hear anything be called poxy again, I wanna hear a foul mouthed tirade
 
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I dunno, I'd probably give that up to say an iconic Eastenders insult. I'm sure I quote "while you were out doing nish" on a weekly basis.

Or Sonia's "you wanna bring up Chloe? You couldn't bring up phlegm!"
I've been waiting years for an opportunity to tell someone they couldn't bring up phlegm! 🤣
 
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You’re telling me that in this day and age parents wouldn’t be going online and looking at info about their son’s illness. A quick google from Canoe and he would soon realise that he ain’t Albie’s dad!
 
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You’re telling me that in this day and age parents wouldn’t be going online and looking at info about their son’s illness. A quick google from Canoe and he would soon realise that he ain’t Albie’s dad!
Bold of you to assure Canoe is able to use Google !! He honestly comes across as such a a dim wit!!
 
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You’re telling me that in this day and age parents wouldn’t be going online and looking at info about their son’s illness. A quick google from Canoe and he would soon realise that he ain’t Albie’s dad!
Let’s be real, Keanooo wouldn’t have the sense to do this 😂
 
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If it wasn’t for the fact that Sharon is in a wedding dress on Christmas Day, I would have assumed that Keanu legs it very soon with Phil’s money. As some sort of payback for not being Albie’s father.
But Sharon has to be marrying someone (although I don’t believe the wedding will actually happen) so he must still be around for a while.
I just read that the actor who plays Martin is leaving so I'm sticking with my theory that it is Stacey getting married to Martin and Theo kills Martin
 
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Me and my other half ALWAYS say EE should have a late night episode every now and then. We're talking Phil and George F-ing and C-ing all over the place and Ravi having some steamy sex scenes 🔥🔥
Now this I could get on board with! Back in my teens I used to watch Hollyoaks later which was on after the watershed dunno if it was because I was young but I remember it being wild to have on tv but bloody brilliant!!!
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I too had a feeling of Martin being involved 😢
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Can’t believe James Bye is leaving EE 😭

Is he definitely leaving 😩 I don’t know if I can cope with that it might ruin my Christmas!

Although I could imagine him taking the blame for Stacey/ Aunt Kathy if something happens and he was talking to Linda this week about Dean! Oh man 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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Me and my other half ALWAYS say EE should have a late night episode every now and then. We're talking Phil and George F-ing and C-ing all over the place and Ravi having some steamy sex scenes 🔥🔥
I thought you meant literally doing it like a late night porno till I read gigilouxx's comment and realised it's just swearing. Just my dirty mind

I wish I could come up with a really bad word worse than c***, the worse word ever and i would be using it a lot but I cant bring myself to use the c word. To me is is part of a women's anatomy, it gives life, It gives pleasure. Same with witch and cow, both beautiful innocent animals. So I'm stumped when it comes to swearing, the F word has to cover every eventuality
 
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Seeing Elaine in close-up last night it finally occurred to me who she reminds me of - The Joker in Batman. The Jack Nicholson version.
 
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Where is said he’s leaving?
I don’t think they’d announce he was leaving if he was the body. It’s too obvious
I read it yesterday when i was surfing. Cant remember what site perhaps DS, now I cant find it. Apologies if I got it wrong didn't mean to traumatise the James Bye adorers. He did say though that the xmas episodes are the best EE has ever done and they giving the Theo storyline a good walloping
 
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