Eastenders #22 Canoe is up hit creek without a paddle!

[Furrytriangle]

Spoiler: Speculation Kat/Alfie

I reckon Kat will have a fling with Alfie -who will have a love triangle with Linda

Ooooh now you’re tickling ma bits
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Spoiler: Canoe's brain

What I loved was the doctor saying that this gene had to carried by both parents and telling Canoe he didn't have it, but Canoe was too thick to put 2+2 together to work out he's not Albie's dad

Honestly how can someone be so thick. I burst out laughing and was thinking ‘come on, where’s that penny, it’s gotta drop’

 

[LouBug19]

Spoiler: Tonights

christ, Phil definitely has some super sperm! What's that 4 or 5 children now? I mean when is keanu going to find out if they are getting married? Still waiting for George to punch deans lights out the wee weirdo.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Spoiler: Tonights

christ, Phil definitely has some super sperm! What's that 4 or 5 children now? I mean when is keanu going to find out if they are getting married? Still waiting for George to punch deans lights out the wee weirdo.

Spoiler

4 kids by 4 women and I noticed 3 of the mums are part of the six.

 

[Ijustlaaaavit]

Spoiler: Tonight's episode

The reason Keanu didnt click about both parents carrying the gene is because he was late to the appointment and wasnt there when the Dr explained both parents need to have it. Thats why Sharon wanted to speak to the Dr alone

 

[Tanley]

Canoe wasn’t in the room then, he was late for the appointment.

 

[Scotch Mist]

 

[notsoplainjane]

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LIT !!!
Just 'POSED' in to say FOR GOD SAKE!!!!!!!!! It's A RUNNING JOKE NOW!

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Spoiler

Priya makes a pass at Nish next week

 

[Wynonna]

I choose my favourite characters based on level of villainy I generally like all the bad'uns
Ravi is also very so win win there!

Who in their right mind would find Reiss attractive poor Sonia is stuck with him now, although I hope they don't have a baby.

Who the hell would even want him?
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Sharon and Phil to get back together.
Alfie and Kat to get back together.
Mick to be back for Christmas (with amnesia) to turf mil and fam out. He kills Dean.
Lauren to die falling up the stairs from the tube on arrival.
(My dream)

I dunno, I think he's quite the dark horse. He pulled Stunning Debs.

 

[Professor Yaffle]

Spoiler: Canoe's brain

What I loved was the doctor saying that this gene had to carried by both parents and telling Canoe he didn't have it, but Canoe was too thick to put 2+2 together to work out he's not Albie's dad

Spoiler: Tonight's ep

When the doctor mentioned that the gene had to be carried by both parents Canoe wasn't in the room. Sharon arrived first said Canoe had been held up, that is when the doctor gave her that info, then Canoe arrived with Albie. So Canoe isn't aware of the double gene pool.

 

[Timz]

Spoiler

Priya makes a pass at Nish next week

Our prediction!

 

[Tanley]

You have to admire the strength and determination of Phil’s sperm. That‘s three women now, all on the very edge of their child bearing years!
Are you fifty with fertility issues? It’s no problem for the sperm of Phil

 

[AdsB]

Spoiler

Priya makes a pass at Nish next week

Don’t blame her to be fair .

 

[AdApathy]

You have to admire the strength and determination of Phil’s sperm. That‘s three women now, all on the very edge of their child bearing years!
Are you fifty with fertility issues? It’s no problem for the sperm of Phil

Get him round Sonia's pronto! That'd save Stunning Debbie a few quid.

 

[Timz]

Always do a paternity test

 

[Jackie Brown]

Kathy is negligent at best for failing to deal with the electrics part responsible

This 100%. Did we not see her get electrocuted about 8 times last week!

 

[Scotch Mist]

This 100%. Did we not see her get electrocuted about 8 times last week!

Kathy is definitely responsible for health and safety as it's her business and she's supposed to ensure that employees don't get electrocuted. If Bernie had got electrocuted she would be seen to be negligent.

I don't have any sympathy for someone who didn't put safety first over paying an electrician.
Also she married a con man and stupidly paid his ex 50k when she didn't need to.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Why’s Sharon wearing a wedding dress to the hospital they dress her in some god awful clothes!

Edited to say that I’ve just seen it’s actually a top but she still wears some questionable clothes

 

[Professor Yaffle]

Why’s Sharon wearing a wedding dress to the hospital they dress her in some god awful clothes!

Edited to say that I’ve just seen it’s actually a top but she still wears some questionable clothes

It was a relief when she was in trainers, comfy pants and woolly top last week.

Now she is teetering on high heels, all dressed up in a new coat to trot around the market staring at the burnt out cafe.

Her skin is too orange, her eyebrows are too dark, her top lip is too full and she is caked in make-up that shows all her under eye wrinkles. Do they not have a subtle make-up artist?

 

[Mr Krabs]

If Cindy ever forgives Bobby that’ll be the dumbest character decision on the show. No way anyone would forgive the person who killed their child, even if it was an accident.

Well, I don’t think Phil is going to be around at Xmas. He’s in panto in Dunstable.