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The Devils Arse

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I have a few questions.

When she has a cold does the snot pour out of the hole?

Can she even blow the hole like a nostril?

This kept me awake last night whilst blowing my normal nose for the 50th time.
 
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Mateymate28

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Why does he talk like he was born and bred in Jamaica?? How embarrassing 😳 talking like a yardie.... nothing bugs me more than white boys thinking they're not cringe off the scale
 
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Lets recap.

After contracting 'sceptic', strep A and being 3 hours from death.
Making a medically miraculous recovery.
Appearing for one night only in the back room in a pub on front of an audience of dozens in an adult pantomime.
Going to open a coffee / organic cake shop.
Was going to help the homeless and or pensioners with some charity work over Christmas.
Was going to spend time with her father over Christmas.
Moved to Portugal instead.
 
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bluecups

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Have we forgotten her 2 years of hell being 'stalked' by an unknown person who then stole porn pictures from her iCloud account so she then decided to publish her own revenge porn pictures to take back control of her life in 2018.

This was then followed by news stories in 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022 promoting her Only Fans account - in 2022 she announced her son had now joined Only Fans. And but a few weeks ago she announced she was now on Social Ikon.

With the internet awash with a veritable tidal wave of porn filth with every known (and some yet unknown - who knew dinosaur porn was a thing?) sexual perversion and fetish catered for there is still room for Daniella Westbrook to get her kit off for your hard earned cash. You only need a dementia suffering pensioner to part with their life savings and you are quids in.
Ahhhhh the stalker. I remember all that, there was an account on Insta she said was her stalker. Account kept vanishing and reappearing. I messaged the account really late one night and they replied! It was blatantly Westbrook off her nut, rambling and raging about how Kevin had left for another woman, a friend of Danniella's. I asked how they knew all this and they stopped replying. I know it was her because a) what she was saying and b) I know her style of writing, grammar, syntax etc. very well. Years ago I had a Danniella Westbrook parody page. One of her exes (Tom the Welsh boxer) DM'd me saying how authentic it sounded and that I'd got her writing style bang on haha.
 
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Mateymate28

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Here we go with the racist crap!! Have a day off

When I grew up in the 90s only black people spoke like this in London.... its actually embarrassing when middle class white boys do it sounds pathetic so get off your high horse and stop going on about racists and shit..... I'm.actually saying it's the whites that are showing themselves up
 
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A week in the life of one Daniella Westbrook, former actress of this Parish - taken from tabloid news reports - all of which will result in some sort of payment to her.
1) Romance rumours with a secret toyboy!
2) Photos taken at expensive retsraunts/hotels.
3) Announcing a new business venture - a coffee and organic cake shop - in a building that doesn't have class A3 usage - only class A1 (our Daniella is no stranger to class-A). Using some of her savings/pensioner donation that her son said to invest.
4) Prancing around as Brittany Spears (why, just why) - videos taken at the same time as visiting the building she says she will be opening her coffee/cake shop in.
5) Stuffing her face with KFC - photos taken the same day she visited the shop and the same day she was prancing around as Brittany Spears. But this time she was really ill. Obviously the illness struck after the coffee shop / Brittany routine and as she tucked into her KFC.
6) Sharing her health woes online and asking the internet to diagnose her illness (strangers online are all qualified health experts).
7) Photos/film of her in a back of an ambulance - hold the press famous actress in health scare (Eastenders drum roll with the end credits).
8) Plot twist - Photos/film of her in A&E - our heroine (heroin?) has been diagnosed with Strep-A - the infection that is killing children across the nation - she had a very high tempreture and was hours from death.
9 A Nation Rejoices!!! It is a miracle - our fragrant Westie has been cured by those miracle health workers at the NHS and she is discharged from hospital in record breaking time - parents of seriously ill children must be pondering how she can be cured and discharged so quickly as they watch their children die.
10) Having not eaten she has photographed her dinner - Eastenders end credits drum roll - plot twist - hints at a new romance with a made up bloke.

And this folks is a week in the life of Daniella Westbrook.

A pattern in her life emerges - a business venture/career change that is never going to happen / health scares/illnesses / hints at romance/new man in her life. Normally these type of stories are dripped out over months. I think this is the first time she has crammed all these types of stories into one week. She obviously needs some cash for Christmas.

(I have had to update the list to include the toyboy lover and the pictures taken at expensive hotels etc - I hope this is now a complete list of her weeks activities - please add more if I have missed anything out!)

What will the next week hold? She is like a mini version of Eastenders repeating the same storyline over and over again!

And remember folk, keep your diary free - she returns to acting with her one day only appearance in adult pantomime Sinderfella this Monday - A Nation hold its collective breath at the next exciting episode of 'Daniella Westbrook'.
 
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small town girl

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Kai put up a story saying 2022 had been a nightmare.
While Westcrack put up a story saying she couldn’t wish for a better son.

That poor boys life has been well and truly fucked up by that skank since the day he was born. 😰
 
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Just catching up. God she really fucks me off. Out on the lash/bender last weekend. Staying in a swish hotel. Almost like she's trolling the 80 year old man. More bloody bullshit about opening a coffee shop. She aint got a pot to piss in so another load of crap. Caught in a shop and filmed for tik tok hiding her unfiltered mashed up face.
And the crowning glory of being rushed to hospital at deaths door but incredibly she is able to film it. God these celebs who post pics from an ambulance/hospital are real low lifes after attention. Reminds me of Loz Goodger when she called an ambulance after a coke bender. Waste of already stretched vital services. Yet the "Westie"(that phrase she uses boils my rage too) made such a blinding recovery she is home the next day. Wow. The NHS really work miracles don't they. And blatantly this is timed to get out of the panto. Sooner she is exposed for the fraud on the old man the better. Then the whole world can see what a low life, lying scumbag she really is.
 
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A year in the life of Daniella Westbrook

January 2022

2022 kicked off with a story about her lovely little cottage - https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/inside-danniella-westbrooks-cosy-cottage-25859641
Followed by a whinge about being snubbed by the BBC - although she claimed she was in talks with someone - https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/ne...westbrook-issues-career-announcement-22680805
Then reuniting with her daughter after a feud - https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/...la-westbrook-thanks-daughter-letting-25922344
Then having her bank account closed - https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/...la-westbrook-distraught-monzo-closes-25924546
Looking forward to surgery this year - https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity...transformation-birthday-instagram-news-latest
Issues some throwback snaps - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/danniella-westbrook-shares-stunning-throwback-26079886
Threatens BBC with legal action about not being given role of Sam Mitchell and claims nobody had been in talks with her (despite weeks earlier claiming she was in talks with the BBC about returning) - https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tv...ok-career-change-bbc-legal-action-eastenders/
She's writing a book and the BBC are to be afraid... https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/danniella-westbrook-warns-bbc-be-26091747

This is just January 2022. Now I shall research February - wish me luck...

February 2022

Reveals she confronted her Eastenders replacement - but then the story reveals this was a decade ago! - https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/...ok-confronted-eastenders-replacement-26106419
Apparently Eastenders stars are quaking in their boots about her tell all memoir - https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/eastenders-fears-danniella-westbrook-revenge/
Glamorous (who writes this) photos released ahead of filming for a mysterious project (that was never revealed) and a day of photoshoots and interviews (that were never published anywhere) ahead of her facial surgery - https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/8307637/danniella-westbrook-glam-new-look/
Press revealed Daniella had to be filmed at a special angle by the BBC to hide her self inflicted deformities - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/danniella-westbrook-filmed-special-angle-26103578
Then she went on a mega whinge about the BBC not telling her she wasn't getting the Sam Mitchele role, this story was everywhere - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/danniella-westbrook-slams-eastenders-recasting-26151338
But then she ignores being snubbed by the BBC! - https://www.mylondon.news/news/celebs/eastenders-daniella-westbrook-boyfriend-sam-23047322
And then claims Eastenders could be axed - https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tv...rook-eastenders-axed-soap-schedule-emmerdale/
And reveals her daughter has been signed up as a 'Social Influencer' and inline for a big payday - https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/8339602/danniella-westbrook-lookalike-daughter-influencer/
Then goes shopping after Botox and lip fillers - https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/8378550/danniella-westbrook-smiles-shopping-lip-fillers-botox/
Then issues a selfie (heavily filtered) after weeks of solitude and isolation - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/danniella-westbrook-shares-glam-selfie-26209752
Then embraces a new version of herself by changing her Instagram name - https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/danniella-westbrook-embraces-new-version-23101427
Then was snapped on the 'red carpet' at the launch party of SX Events - https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/danniella-westbrook-shows-new-look-26266225
Revealing she is up for a Soap Role (if they need anyone to play a £5 a blow job crack whore they will know where to go) - https://uk.news.yahoo.com/danniella-westbrook-soap-role-123000114.html
And sparks romance rumours after posing for a selfie - https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/enter...iella-westbrook-peaky-blinders-actor-26296517
And finished the month by sharing her love of Liverpool by using the football win to get some publicity - https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/ex-eastenders-star-danniella-westbrook-23243615
 
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I've just watched the vid of her getting done up(I say that with humour!) for panto. Deffo a hole there and deffo on the gear. But more shocking she admits she hasn't read the script or learnt her lines(prob sniffed em all). Such a bloody arsewipe. 1st acting gig, if you can call it that, in ages and couldn't be bothered to learn the script. No wonder Babs Windsor hated her for being so unprofessional. She really is a scummy piece of shit. And she looks about 90 in the vids. Coke ravaged face!
 
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Cucumber and eggs

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Going back to her poor dad, I work on a dementia ward and the amount of safeguarding/POVA we have had to put in place against the patients relatives due to financial abuse is shocking. I worry about her poor dad, I don't know how advanced his dementia is but I hope he has appropriate support around him when it comes to finances and his will. You honestly would not believe how badly children can treat their own parents because they want their full inheritance. We had a lovely lady who desperately needed new glasses as hers broke. The daughter had access to her accounts but refused to buy any for her. She lived in clothes from our ward stock which are donated from previous patients or from families of patients that have passed. This woman was quite well off financially but her daughter was the one given access to the accounts. Staff were buying her toiletries etc because she couldnt access her own money. I can see Daniella being like this, helping herself to money now and again from his wallet, stealing and selling his things and basically spending more time with him to justify money being left in the will for her. One thing I absolutely hate is people preying on the elderly and vulnerable.
 
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This is amazing - why aren't you a journalist, and how the hell did you not get too annoyed to carry on?! You clearly show the grifting and how she and her loser agent must make enough by selling to smaller / local redtops by peddling this shite constantly throughout the year. Can you do the same for Kipper Price please 🤣🤣🤣
I have been to dark places in my search for Daniella Westbrook stories. I have seen her naked, topless and fully unfiltered photos. Thank God for a steady supply of rum...

...I think I will lose the will to live if I did this for Katie Price. (I have seen her once arguing at some roadworks in her pink car trying to get through a closed road claiming to live just there - she lived miles away).

There is a clear pattern emerging on the type of stories the tabloids and z list celeb sites will publish. Her agent feeds them what he knows they will publish - small sums soon mounts up.
 
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Anna666

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Going to be interesting to see how these ` miracle ` ops turn out ..... got a feeling she will NOT look like the first pic ... in her drug addled mind, this is going to be taking her back over 30yrs, judging by this heavily edited pic .... and making her resemble some hot 20yr old, before her face collapsed completely into itself, and her septum rotted away for the second time, leaving a big gapping hole .... has she thought ahead, that these ` cut price ` butchers, further fuck up her face, where no surgery will fix it, and she`ll have to wear a mask for the rest of her life, due to the extreme damage caused by cheap botched up surgery .... you can bet the good old NHS will be left with the fall out, because ` STUPID ` wont stop snorting!! and before anyone pipes up, that I don't understand addiction .... BS! ... Long story short ..... been there, got the t-shirt ... got clean for my children, never touched drugs or alcohol since, my teenage years, up to 20 are a complete blur .. do I miss it? yep, every day ... but love my children more than any disgusting poison I was putting in my body and mind ... also worked closely with addicts many moons ago, that's a whole other story .... whatever surgery she has, she will continue to use .... FACT :mad:
 

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HollyGolightly

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This cunt can't even filter her face to look good! She looks like a deformed fucking corpse 🤮🤮🤮🤮
My favourite filter she used was the one that made her look like a zombie Oompa Loompa, while advertising beauty products too... I can't imagine they sold many that day 🤭
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hayleybaby

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Hello! I am lurker on this page and also a fellow Southender. I had to post after reading about her coming to Southend.

I have friends that see her about in pubs in Westcliff often. She was seen in a pub a couple of years ago absolutely off her face touting for business and trying to see if any one had any gear so she could nick a line. I wish I seen these posts earlier . I would of been on high alert 🤣
 
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