She asked if they have a car because they’re going to have to ferry the boys round everywhere. She’s essentially looking for a slave and if she does find someone unfortunate enough to apply they won’t last a week. Like a previous poster said the housemates didn’t work out, this will be like a housemate who she bosses around to do everything. I wouldn’t do it for $5000/week.
Crystal Bailey #3 Hey Crystal, God actually wants you to shut the hell up and fix ya eyebrows
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Yup. And she’ll be trapped in the house with that looney tune and her crazy mood swings.
After shuttling kids and running her business for her all day Crystal will either order her around like a slave master, have her cleaning toilets and folding all of her laundry OR expect her join in on drunken laptop parties because it’s like they’ve always known each other and God brought them together.
That sounds like proper bleeping torture if you ask me.
Crystal lives in the middle of nowhere. It’s not walkable to anything unless you like super steep hills and the public transport is dire. The boys go to school a good twenty five minute drive away which is a much longer drive during busy periods. She’s shown the traffic jams before.
Typically Au Pairs like to meet other Au Pairs and Nannies to socialise with. They’ll take public transport or ask their employers to drop them off and collect them. Nannies might be supplied with a vehicle but that would be unusual for an Au Pair.
This is why Crystal needs her qualified Design Assistant/unqualified Au Pair to have a car.
Typically Au Pairs like to meet other Au Pairs and Nannies to socialise with. They’ll take public transport or ask their employers to drop them off and collect them. Nannies might be supplied with a vehicle but that would be unusual for an Au Pair.
This is why Crystal needs her qualified Design Assistant/unqualified Au Pair to have a car.
It sounds like you might live in the area? Did you happen to know grandpa boyfriend, or know of him? Just curious for any more insight about that whole situation.
Grandpa will be a tinder hookup for sure. With his search engine set for 20-30 years younger than him.
It’s a miracle! God brought her a slave, y’all. Praise be.
Umm. Police checks, blue card, CPR? Heard of those Crystal?
Is anyone on her live? 
there were 16 on it when I looked. SIXTEEN.
there were 16 on it when I looked. SIXTEEN.yep- 18 when I was there. Think it is still going.Is anyone on her live?
far out- even Leila gets more than that, doesn’t she?
That’s impossible, she’s had hundreds of DMs from voiceless women all over the world!
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Did you stay there for a bit to share what she was going on about?
Doesn’t have time for her kids activities but can host another women‘s lunch on Tuesday to shoot the tit and socialize. Cool, cool.
I guess she will have moved her indentured servant in by then to be their surrogate mum.
I guess she will have moved her indentured servant in by then to be their surrogate mum.
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So these business minded women will not be at work? On a Tuesday?
I could only last 5 minutes. It was all the same dribble.
the person she was doing the live with spoke a bit and then crystal jumped in with hwr Monologue. Usual stuff. Empowering women. Name dropped Lorna Jayne. The only new tidbit I heard was apparently “this is something I have never shared before but I spend 3 hours a day on DMs”.
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Honestly, I am so used to tuning out with the monologues as we have heard it all a million times. I had to leave.
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I actually hope she does the podcast. It would be the best cure for insomnia
the person she was doing the live with spoke a bit and then crystal jumped in with hwr Monologue. Usual stuff. Empowering women. Name dropped Lorna Jayne. The only new tidbit I heard was apparently “this is something I have never shared before but I spend 3 hours a day on DMs”.
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Honestly, I am so used to tuning out with the monologues as we have heard it all a million times. I had to leave.
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I actually hope she does the podcast. It would be the best cure for insomnia
You won’t believe it. She was going on about how supported she is from so many beautiful women surrounding her this season. She just finished telling us all how she had no support. My brain hurts.
Crystal spends 3 hours a day on DMs? Doing what?? Socializing? Meeting new men?
It‘s certainly not legitimate work. She can spare 3 hrs for randos on Insta but can’t get her ass to her kid’s activities to support their interests? And she has the audacity to try to slander her ex as a narcissist? That’s pretty rich.
I hope Matt and Mitch are taking scrupulous notes for family court.
I think she was saying answering questions and helping people.
So feeding her ego.
Yes. Exactly.
If you believe her that is.
I jumped on briefly a couple of times throughout. Same me me me diatribe. The woman she was on with was slowly dying before her eyes as Crystal said the same thing thing in 20 different but similar ways, interrupted her constantly, talked over her and dragged the conversation back to how amazing she is. Thankfully someone asked a direct question to other woman who although a bible basher and anti vax was far more sensible than Crystal. She actually suggested that women in unhappy relationships seek professional help and support. Apparently Crystal’s ex husbands, old dude and Canada dick were narcissists according to Crystal.
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