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Clemmie Telford #5 There once was an a-hole from Peckham who likes to buy houses and wreck’em
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Why is she cosplaying as Michael Jackson 
to quote her pocast ...But Why Clemmie? 
Where are you Clemmie?
She’s been awfully quiet.
Maybe the ghosts in the haunted mansion have got her.
Maybe she got the gift of self awareness for Christmas and realised she has absolutely nothing to offer the wider world?
Or realised that the mortgage on the Ramsgate asylum won’t be paid by the odd podcast and ‘social media consultancy’ for accounts with less than 5k followers, so has had to get an actual job?
Or realised that the mortgage on the Ramsgate asylum won’t be paid by the odd podcast and ‘social media consultancy’ for accounts with less than 5k followers, so has had to get an actual job?
So strange how the OG Clemmie (Mother/Father of Daughters) has been mia since the 21st and Budget Clem has too.
Has the realisation that the bubbles burst finally hit them? I hope it won’t ever be as boring as that. I’m expecting intertwined affairs to be honest
Anything less will be a let down.Is OG Clemmie back? How didn’t miss that?So strange how the OG Clemmie (Mother/Father of Daughters) has been mia since the 21st and Budget Clem has too.
Has the realisation that the bubbles burst finally hit them? I hope it won’t ever be as boring as that. I’m expecting intertwined affairs to be honest
She’s just heavily featured on her (class A twit of a) husbands account.
He posted a comeback after Christmas Post, and half the photos were of OG clemmie posing up a storm.
Ah gotcha! Nah I hate followed him for a while but had to stop due to him being a class a twit!
Nah OG Clemmie dropped Budget Clem faster than you can say ‘oh you’re moving to Kent 
Greeeeeeaaat
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Greeeeeeaaat’Yeah poor old Clembo was dropped like a hot spud. I sometimes wonder if there was any truth in an affair with FOD.
It’s hard enough to believe his own wife has sex with him let alone the chances of him appealing to a second female!
An affair would certainly liven up this thread and FODs. C’mon Clemmie, give us the goss
Maybe she's done a runner with Luke the energy blokeI'd have made another post before going on a hiatus. The first post you see on her page is that ad that has 32 likes and 2 comments
Divorce incoming I bet. She looks insane at the moment and buying that house was such a stupid idea.
Honestly a divorce wouldn’t surprise me at this point, especially as mother Pukka is making it cool
I reckon she fell off the ‘sober’ journey at Christmas and went fully feral with a bottle of savvy B and a few lines of the white stuff
I reckon she fell off the ‘sober’ journey at Christmas and went fully feral with a bottle of savvy B and a few lines of the white stuff