Clemmie Telford #5 There once was an a-hole from Peckham who likes to buy houses and wreck’em

[VeniVidiVicki]

I sometimes get that train. I have to say though that she is so forgettable looking I’m not sure I’d recognise her.

I’m only on this thread because I’m local and I’m annoyed by influencers coming here

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

Possibly a different one but I remember that well, a pile of dirty washing with some crusty knickers hanging out on top classic Budget Clem, always forgetting the details!

wasnt there a pic where some pants /knickers with stains or skid marks were in the background on the floor

 

[hattie20]

So she’s redecorating her daughters room again as it looks tit.

It’s not the colour, Clembo. It’s the whole bloody house. Please stick some carpet down in her room at least, it would look a million times better.

 

[bumblehaus]

Influencer maths: 'Treating' yourself to a new mattress you got given for free. 🫠

 

[Jumbojet1251]

Insufferable! That smug face and weird downturned mouth. In the bin Emma Mattress People. This is anti advertising.

 

[RestingBunchFace]

I now automatically assume any product being lazily advertised by influencers is poor quality, it puts me off a brand. I’ve never heard of Emma mattresses apart from discount codes being handed out like sweets by anyone with an ounce of Instagram clout

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

I refuse to buy one. They give them away to every insta loser.

 

[bumblehaus]

Wow, the engagement on her recent post.... such an ROI for these brands....

 

[bumblehaus]

Wow, the engagement on her recent post.... such an ROI for these brands....

Loooool Dress Like A Mum to the rescue. Hi Clem! Hi Zo!
Those peak 2017 mums are so irrelevant, arent they?

 

[Rosieee]

Her account has been dead for weeks now, she's not posting anything post or stories. She just had that Emma ad and now this with 17 likes . I think this it for our Clembo lol

 

[blurstoftimes]

i would normally never judge but this person has a home interiors account for gods sake

 

[really_whythough]

i would normally never judge but this person has a home interiors account for gods sake

Holy heck! And is using that shot for paid content. Just unplug your random jumble for 10 seconds?! Or is there usually a piece of (mismatched) furniture over there?!

 

[hattie20]

Fucks sake, how long are those curtains?!

 

[skronkywildcat]

Imagine if that house had a psychic health report - every room would come back marked CURSED or HAUNTED AS duck.

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

Errrrrr Clem…….

 

[Jumbojet1251]

Errrrrr Clem……. View attachment 2617049

Christmas party season waitress?

 

[hattie20]

Micheal Jackson inspired socks and shoes. Hee Hee

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Well I must say that‘s super festive! Glittery from top to bottom

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

i have no words for this outfit abomination!

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

i have no words for this outfit abomination!

It’s as stylish as her house?