Clemmie Telford #5 There once was an a-hole from Peckham who likes to buy houses and wreck’em
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According to LinkedIn she's gone to ITV. How fun for her new colleagues.
What's the position? Thats a slog from Broadstairs and a lot in train fares!
Let’s see how long that lasts. Looks like a transition back to a “normal” per se life.
Maybe they have relocated away from their black hole of a house
Who would have bought that?!Maybe they have relocated away from their black hole of a house
They’re still living in the house as far as I can see
She’s not creative and she couldn’t direct a fart through a sieve so good luck with that! 
Probably incredibly hybrid, like 1 day a week in the office if that so wouldn’t be too bad
How in the name of bloody hell has she landed that? https://www.ifyoucouldjobs.com/jobs/6580229442
Further proof that a private education and staggering levels of self-delusion/confidence will allow someone to fail up endlessly.
Further proof that a private education and staggering levels of self-delusion/confidence will allow someone to fail up endlessly.
People like Clembo, with her upbringing and contacts always land on their feet in whatever they do.
They float through life with a “nightmare reno” being their biggest worry. Or fake bankruptcy, with mummy and daddy bailing them out and spell of exotic travelling to get them over the shock.
I mean, look at her brother. A musician. You can’t just be a musician at a low level, with no other income unless you have family money behind you. It’s complete smoke and mirrors with a certain class of people.
I’ve just come off 16 hours on a ward, nightshift ran over as I had to give a statement to police, so yeah, bit bitter
They float through life with a “nightmare reno” being their biggest worry. Or fake bankruptcy, with mummy and daddy bailing them out and spell of exotic travelling to get them over the shock.
I mean, look at her brother. A musician. You can’t just be a musician at a low level, with no other income unless you have family money behind you. It’s complete smoke and mirrors with a certain class of people.
I’ve just come off 16 hours on a ward, nightshift ran over as I had to give a statement to police, so yeah, bit bitter
‘Proficient in copywriting’.
It’s hilarious in a ‘what the duck?!’ kind of way. There’s lots of people like that in the organisation where I work. Straight out of uni, never had a job where they’ve worked on the ‘shop floor’ and they just tit about all day, doing campaigns that are filled with the current buzzwords. They eventually duck everything up then get managed upwards because the company just wants them out. I expect to see her as the CEO of ITV quite soon
It’s actually so demoralising to see how success in life has very little to do with talent and hard work, but instead relies on a plummy accent, private school connections and family money.
Why does everyone talk about Clemmie being privately educated? AHS is a state school.
She doesn’t have any of the skills listed in the job description though. Imagine coming back off mat leave and seeing what she’d done with your department while you were away 
I actually don’t have a scooby where she went to school, I just assumed because she’s called Clementine, and surely to goodness a girl called Clementine went to private school.
Just Googled AHS. So she went to prep school, I bet, and then her parents saved themselves some cash when she got into a state grammar. A very common thing!