Cleaning with Mario #98 Come oan Barbie, let’s go sharty!

[Madge2022]

Everyone. Every one of you. I need to say thank you. To you all. You wonderful people.

Long story but the short version is it's been tough, I've found things tough. And as ridiculous as this sounds you lot cutting across all the daft online smoke and mirrors has made me literally leak from the eyes laughing. Which I needed.

Thank you

Thank God for this place both for a laugh and as a reminder not to get sucked into bullshit.

tae youse ma lovelie. Ah ken yer lovely message is really fur me, but youse ken wit they tattle trolls ur like if youse leave them out.

Spine bright
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Absolutely does not need a £95 stabilising phone gimble. Does he think he's up there with the proper influencers and TikTokers who make professional quality content? What an absolute weapon he is. I would pay good money to watch him running around with it trying to get The Shot though.

Thinks he's an influencer when actually he's the easily influenced.

Where on earth is he going to put this? The ring light already looks to be in the way, and ah ken where ah'd shuv that ring light if I visited Beirut towers.

 

[spongey]

Does anyone else always come out of his Q&As with more questions than answers?

 

[Caw1982]

Does anyone else always come out of his Q&As with more questions than answers?

Yes my top 10 are as follows
1 - do you realise how tragic and embarassing you actually are?
2 - what gives you the impression you're and influencer. Followers don't indicate influencer status does
3 - when are you getting married iydkgtk
4 - do you want kids iydkgtk
5 - are you getting a mortgage iydkgtk
6 - how much money do you make from your alleged influencing?
7 - do you define cozy by cluttered as duck?
8 - are you jealous of Dom Boi?
9- is Mr Tumble your style inspo?
10 - what was your most embarrassing shart?

 

[gremlin]

Yes my top 10 are as follows
1 - do you realise how tragic and embarassing you actually are?
2 - what gives you the impression you're and influencer. Followers don't indicate influencer status does
3 - when are you getting married iydkgtk
4 - do you want kids iydkgtk
5 - are you getting a mortgage iydkgtk
6 - how much money do you make from your alleged influencing?
7 - do you define cozy by cluttered as duck?
8 - are you jealous of Dom Boi?
9- is Mr Tumble your style inspo?
10 - what was your most embarrassing shart?

11 - What the duck’s going on with your hair?

 

[Poptart]

Yes my top 10 are as follows
1 - do you realise how tragic and embarassing you actually are?
2 - what gives you the impression you're and influencer. Followers don't indicate influencer status does
3 - when are you getting married iydkgtk
4 - do you want kids iydkgtk
5 - are you getting a mortgage iydkgtk
6 - how much money do you make from your alleged influencing?
7 - do you define cozy by cluttered as duck?
8 - are you jealous of Dom Boi?
9- is Mr Tumble your style inspo?
10 - what was your most embarrassing shart?

12- Are you fine?

 

[AllieBee]

13. Has your nose always been that big or have you had a cock welded to it?
14. Why is your face so red?

 

[Caw1982]

15. Have you confiscated Derek's bank card? Do you give him petty cash for sweets?
16. Are you debts worse than ever after the pandemic was a blessing for you? Are you back to square one?

 

[SuzyE]

17. Why don't you get a nose job?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

She’s had the lappy out again. Really needs to work on her transitions, they’re the shittest thing I’ve ever seen

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He’s at it again - Rayn is 6 today but they never got her until 2018 and she was a kitten so that’s 5 years Marion hun.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Yes my top 10 are as follows
1 - do you realise how tragic and embarassing you actually are?
2 - what gives you the impression you're and influencer. Followers don't indicate influencer status does
3 - when are you getting married iydkgtk
4 - do you want kids iydkgtk
5 - are you getting a mortgage iydkgtk
6 - how much money do you make from your alleged influencing?
7 - do you define cozy by cluttered as duck?
8 - are you jealous of Dom Boi?
9- is Mr Tumble your style inspo?
10 - what was your most embarrassing shart?

18 - Where’s the Ugg slippers, ninja air fryer & ring doorbell?
19 - why won’t you get baby girl Rayn a cat tree?
20- have you got any friends like real ones, not insta guns that go rummaging through your cupboards
21 - have you a spending addiction
22 - why have you got a Dyson hairdryer
23 - do you work more than 45 mins a week
24 - what’s it like living in Beirut

I could go on. The real questions I’d like answers too rather than his made up ones

 

[Ineedmorecoffee]

All I see in these screenshots

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I used to have a bit of a thing for Robbie Rotten when my kids were little. Thanks for ruining that for me

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Shaking like a shitting dug again in that story about it being Rayn’s birthday. Thought you didn’t shake anymore hun

 

[iris8]

What is your monthly payment to Klarna

 

[SuzyE]

If there's one thing l hope he took on board from us Tattlers, it's that he bought Rayn those toys at long last. Those are stocking fillers that l get my boys, and their proper toys are one's with catnip inside them from 'Kong'

 

[IsaHen]

Happy birthday Rayn! Definitely an honorary tattler, you know if she could type she'd be on this thread all day with her being also sick of his shite so aye and so forth

 

[TheGoblinKing]

Best selling author right there.
Favourite lines include "cats are extremely nursing animals" and
"She's played a huge part of my happiness most of the time"

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Other than your flat head, what effect did it have on you, knowing you were rejected by your mother, who couldn't bare to pick you up?
Why do you talc your pork purse?
Why do you count in cat years?
What texture is your hair?
Why do you fail at everything?
Do you think your dress sense is acceptable?

 

[Macmama]

Does anyone else always come out of his Q&As with more questions than answers?

Has to be a thread suggestion - mare questions, nae answers.

Also fur Insta’s OG cleaning sensation

25: Whit’s the best toilet cleaner for yer sharts?

 

[mammaof3]

Happy Birthday Rayn.

Spoiler: Rayn's birthday