Cleaning with Mario #98 Come oan Barbie, let’s go sharty!

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

A week leading it up to, "I'm nooooo welllllll."
Her nerves are going to be shot to shit. "Land this plane the nooo, ahm getting off, drap me tae the bus, so aye."

 

[Im_Not_Joking_Btch]

Happy Holidays ma lovelies

 

[blueshowbizz]

I can confirm he was out with his wintum coat on today - and I think wee deek was expecting rain
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can also confirm deek is almost tall enough to use a cash machine

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I can only imagine what a shit show this is going to be! Of course he'll be all cosy and warum, in bed by 7pm watching a telenovela.

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Hen's, she's found a nudist beach.

 

[Babybail93]

This picture didn’t deserve to be left in the old thread, so here it is fae this new dayn of dawn

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Theres goat to be something youse luvlees can do to enhance this headline using shartin McShite so aye hens practice makes ok

 

[blueblue]

Everyone. Every one of you. I need to say thank you. To you all. You wonderful people.

Long story but the short version is it's been tough, I've found things tough. And as ridiculous as this sounds you lot cutting across all the daft online smoke and mirrors has made me literally leak from the eyes laughing. Which I needed.

Thank you

Thank God for this place both for a laugh and as a reminder not to get sucked into bullshit.

 

[Im_Not_Joking_Btch]

Wee Deek ootside watching his wages getting tanned

 

[laynelo_]

Nah am actually screaming at these wear your glasses you dickheed.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Nothing says pure luxury than being able tae see your front door from your bed.

Your wealth is absolutely reeking the day, Mario.

Imagine having your farm foods and lidl leaflets, shot straight ontae your lap on a Saturday morning. #wealth

 

[mrsbucket]

Screaming, crying, throwing up

 

[mrsbucket]

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I can confirm he was out with his wintum coat on today - and I think wee deek was expecting rain
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can also confirm deek is almost tall enough to use a cash machine

Maz caught in the wild with his Roy Cropper bag. I am SCREAMING

Also wanted to share this photo again for newbies who may have missed it. Deek next tae a normal size human...

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

When you trust the fart and feel the shart running doon yer legs and intae the breezeblock sofa

All together now tae the tune of “That’s amore”

When youse trust a fart
But it turns tae a shart
That’s a-Mario

When the pores oan your face
Make it look like a rice cake
That’s a-Mario

When your nose is a cock
And your sofa a breeze-block
That’s a-Mario

 

[Shineyshine]

He’s only got 2 years left on his passport so he needs to use it before it goes out of date He does know he can just renew it?

 

[Shineyshine]

SCREAMING CRYING SHARTING

Is this the what3words location for the Paisley Palace?

 

[blueshowbizz]

Noooooooo , stoooooppppppppp, this isn't real??? Is it?? Is it??? Please say it is

Yes, it’s real. Spotted them in Lidl but couldn’t get a decent photo. Mario supervising and Derek pulling the basket.
Caught up with them on their way home

 

[Caw1982]

Does anyone else always come out of his Q&As with more questions than answers?

Yes my top 10 are as follows
1 - do you realise how tragic and embarassing you actually are?
2 - what gives you the impression you're and influencer. Followers don't indicate influencer status does
3 - when are you getting married iydkgtk
4 - do you want kids iydkgtk
5 - are you getting a mortgage iydkgtk
6 - how much money do you make from your alleged influencing?
7 - do you define cozy by cluttered as fuck?
8 - are you jealous of Dom Boi?
9- is Mr Tumble your style inspo?
10 - what was your most embarrassing shart?

 

[Poptart]

He’s only got 2 years left on his passport so he needs to use it before it goes out of date He does know he can just renew it?

His Passport! His rules!

 

[Babybail93]

She is going tae lose her shit when she sees these pictures well done @blueshowbizz

Oor very aine David Attenborough, getting pics of animals in the wild

 

[Shrekssister]

I don't think it's wise to buy a year in advance what if Derek finally has a growth spurt and goes up to size 11-12? He'll be gutted if primark don't stock his playstation trunks anymore