Whits goin on with her chin ma lovelies it’s red raw. Looks like shaving rash but she’s got stubble either side. Someone clarify please I’ve been squinting ma Kerry katonas and just cannae get this one
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bleeping hell, did ye know that it’s the companies that make the maist money fae selling their goods and no the influencers? LOL who’d a thunk it? Also, is that how ye make a bed? Ffs a’ve been daen it aw wrang! Thank god influencer Martin is here tae show us aw how tae get oota breath making the bed 
This is gonna be some jurney watching her attempt to become wan 5 years too late
This is gonna be some jurney watching her attempt to become wan 5 years too late Wee Deek’s baubles huv been banging aff it
what the bleeping tit did he just record. can you imagine tomorrow as you mske you beds you stick the phone on your bedside table.record it. and go to your family whatsapp.hi guyyyyyyyyyys heres what youve all be waiting for....
NO NO NO is this where weve gone to.can we just remind ourselves what weve just seen. and never ever doubt the need for tattle ever again.
im actually just trying to imagine if i could show my late gran this tit.hahaha.idiots.
NO NO NO is this where weve gone to.can we just remind ourselves what weve just seen. and never ever doubt the need for tattle ever again.
im actually just trying to imagine if i could show my late gran this tit.hahaha.idiots.
He's like a Mario bot, same flat heid and beak.
Ah wunner if he has an Insta account and was recording his footsteps for his fans? Ah bet he was marching like he does oan the
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Wee Deek's pubes must be jaggy.
Like chalk and cheese
It’s the stupid filter she uses!
Shes got stubble rash.... from snogging Derek in the bumming fort. That's prob why Derek was seen with a smile on his face! 
I've remembered another forgotten gem from Mario after yesterdays bed making. Remember when he personally, Marion the Patron Saint of Small Businesses, made Premier Inn go viral with their pillows. Then he kicked off and made a whole drama that he was making them millions and they didn't even recognise him 
Now they're greedy and their pillows are crap 
He had always had delusions of grandeur not just since Lorna came along, she has definitely made them worse though
Now they're greedy and their pillows are crap He had always had delusions of grandeur not just since Lorna came along, she has definitely made them worse though 
So glad he's saved the bed making stories as a highlight. I can go back and have a watch whenever I'm feeling a bit glum and need a little chuckle.
Just incase ya forget how to make a bed ma lovelie
He's the Harrods Mario, oors is the Wish one
Yes, apparently it's a lot more involved than put on sheets, put on duvet, straighten up pillows. There I've been wasting at least a minute every damn morning doing it wrong!Just incase ya forget how to make a bed ma lovelie
MARIO, BUY YOURSELF SOME PRESCRIPTION GLASSES FROM AN OPTICIAN! IT WILL ACTUALLY BE MONEY WELL SPENT FOR A CHANGE!
Ah making the bed content. Absolutely riveting. He really is one sad individual.
Honestly I don't understand why he chooses to spend his money on pointless tit and takeaways instead of something that will actually improve his standard of living. I've just done the quickest ever property search for Paisley and you can buy a two bed house for less than £100k up there! If he'd got a proper job and actually saved for the last few years, instead of pissing it all away trying to become insta-famous, they could have been out of the postage stamp ages ago! Surely he must be completely bored hanging around doing nothing most of the week? I've been unemployed only a handful of times in my life time and I've been climbing the walls with boredom!
Ma face when Mario says he's getting hunners of dms about his q&a and his bed but there's no way to send him a dm because he's restricted it 
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Can't even comment on the Hinch reel because he's limited comments there too.Ma face when Mario says he's getting hunners of dms about his q&a and his bed but there's no way to send him a dm because he's restricted it
If your DM's are real Mario, do that thing there you screenshot replies where you can see the profile pic so we know they're from real people
Yes, and at the time he was wetting his knickers when hundreds of his sucker followers were buying the pillows because of him. The entitled witch what he is.I've remembered another forgotten gem from Mario after yesterdays bed making. Remember when he personally, Marion the Patron Saint of Small Businesses, made Premier Inn go viral with their pillows. Then he kicked off and made a whole drama that he was making them millions and they didn't even recognise him
The greedy bag wants noticed with Dunelm now
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I've said this a few times. Prove us wrong you weird little freak!.Can't even comment on the Hinch reel because he's limited comments there too.
If your DM's are real Mario, do that thing there you screenshot replies where you can see the profile pic so we know they're from real people
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