Cleaning with Mario #98 Come oan Barbie, let’s go sharty!

[Madge2022]

Real footage of Deek getting a spanking for using the Jo Malone

Ah nearly choked oan ma Starbucks inspired raspberry lemonade drink

 

[Shrekssister]

Real footage of Deek getting a spanking for using the Jo Malone

I’m sitting in the Tesco cafe waiting on my wean coming out a birthday party and just snorted half an iced latte up my nose ma hen need tae sit doon and get some class!

 

[Poptart]

Ma hens has there ever been a bigger letdown than that?
Also I’ve never used that pink stuff toilet cleane but surely that’s too much?

The way he sharts there is no such thing as too much.

 

[Shrekssister]

The way he sharts there is no such thing as too much.

True ma lovelie but he had obviously pre cleaned it because years ago at the dayn of dawn of the og Mario discussions he cleaned his loo with a wee dod of shite still in it so aye. No way that’s his porcelain throne as you approach it

 

[Poptart]

True ma lovelie but he had obviously pre cleaned it because years ago at the dayn of dawn of the og Mario discussions he cleaned his loo with a wee dod of shite still in it so aye. No way that’s his porcelain throne as you approach it

Yes I remember that

 

[mammaof3]

Those dots of doom were as boring as fook.

He's sharted the bed again, he only changed it on Thursday.

Spoiler: Boring cleaning the bedsit.

 

[Babybail93]

New thread hens

Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?

Thanks tae @Sloppys fae this wee title. I’ve had tae shorten it a bit Ma lovely

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