Shart confirmed ma hens, mind he said he washes his bed on a W E D N E S D A Y but noo its T H U R S D A Y
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What's happening at 9pm?
Seen a few posts today with Hinch’s tulip and whatever range, gifted in a bougie wicker hamper to the hunfluencers - reckon this might be the #ad #nestegg he’s going to reveal?
Get tae ken hen, he's already revealed that tae us. Nae pink cannon so wiz a pyoor let doon #factual
I've never known anyone make doing laundry their entire personality like oor Maz. Even Hinch and the other cleanfluencers (
) don't wank oan about their bleep washings as much as this boring bastard does.
I don’t know any cleaner that works as long days as him? What is he cleaning???
My mate is a cleaner and she cleans in 4hour shifts. The only reason I can think he has longer days is if he has two different jobs?
But he’s a lazy bleep, so he must just be lying
My mate is a cleaner and she cleans in 4hour shifts. The only reason I can think he has longer days is if he has two different jobs?
But he’s a lazy bleep, so he must just be lying
Mebbes I Marion is decorating people's hames fur Christmas like he threatened.
Friday used tae be cash in haun joab fur his brother ah think.
Well duck all is going to dry with a bloody great sheet over the top
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I think he means roll on 9pm cos he will be aw cosy in his bed while the weans are still out playing. No way he works that long if he’s claiming every benefit going (and we all know he does)
Just realised, what does the silly bastard mean by these emojis?
Face palm and sick?
Yesterday in bed watching the Repair Shop.
He's an Old Man.
Face palm and sick?
Yesterday in bed watching the Repair Shop.
He's an Old Man.
When he says roll on 9pm he means until he gets into he's bed he doesn't work to that time. He came on before around 9 and said that was them home he needed a shower etc... Even though he was already in his bed when he posted it. He gets least 12 hours sleep bed 8/9pm up 8am to clean before work. Marion has no excuses to be tired unless he's been up sharting in the pan all night after a beige meal.
He's a bit like HomerHe's clearly lying, unless it's a Homer he's doing, whenever he says he's working until 9pm (once a blue moon), he trips himself up by coming back on at 8pm latest and saying that's them home and awwww cosy. If only he had half a brain cell
Hens I wus in a Mario time warp and thought Halloween hud come and this was his big decorations reveal
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Maybe hes watching that shite Celeb jungle prob and they ur eating somewans testicles.
Nae worse than the stuff he consumes so dinny ken why it wud make him seek so aye
Screaming hen, ah'm as deid as yer profile picHens I wus in a Mario time warp and thought Halloween hud come and this was his big decorations reveal
Let's be honest, the vagina, eyes and hole they are serving in the Jungle cannot be half as bad as some of the "food" he shows each week. I'm not believing that fermented 100 year old eggs can be anywhere near as awful as his salt soup with a garnish of tinned tomato.
If he saved what he needlessly spent they could have quite a decent house- with a garden and everything! But currently they’re living in what only can be described as the pot head pits and pretending they’re fine.
Hens, am oan a bespoke diarrhoea journey with ma wain, his doing his best Mario impression an sharting after every wee fart. Ahm delving intae early Marion threads tae cheer me up. Cannae wait tae see her bingo wings in this wee getup
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Omg are they roses on the wallpaper behind him?
they must have been before my time. I’ve only ever known her tae huv the fire damaged grey paper
I’ve only known cleaners who work in hospitals, airports etc that work that late or have unusual shift hours… so the wee scrote is clearly lying tae gee the impression he’s a grafter when in reality he does 13 minute shifts. As others have mentioned I think he works under the 16hr a week limit to claim more.
Aye me too! If you ever have time oan yer hands I recommend a good look. Filter the threads by most liked posts first fae the best bits xOmg are they roses on the wallpaper behind him?
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