Absolutely this as we all know he likes to share his dms which he disnae have access to as deek deals wae it so not to compromise monzo security, it never happened
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Just seen “Wales’ home of the year” is on BBC2 next. Remember when he tried to pretend last year that he’d been a finalist for “Scotland’s home of the year”? 
Scotland’s bedsit of the year mibbeJust seen “Wales’ home of the year” is on BBC2 next. Remember when he tried to pretend last year that he’d been a finalist for “Scotland’s home of the year”?
Beirut edition.Scotland’s bedsit of the year mibbe
8pm and the pair of them are in their scratcher 
come on guys, yer a long time deed
come on guys, yer a long time deed
Scotlands home of the year?!?!?! I don’t bloody think so Marion!!!!!!
Fresh bombing raid carried out overnight on adjacent buildings by the looks of it
Fresh bombing raid carried out overnight on adjacent buildings by the looks of it
One word to sum up Mario’s manor….. BLEAKScotlands home of the year?!?!?! I don’t bloody think so Marion!!!!!!
Fresh bombing raid carried out overnight on adjacent buildings by the looks of it
Polly pocket of the yearScotland’s bedsit of the year mibbe
Fooking hell, it’s like post-war London slums except I think they were in a better state than this.Scotlands home of the year?!?!?! I don’t bloody think so Marion!!!!!!
Fresh bombing raid carried out overnight on adjacent buildings by the looks of it
Its mind blowing they aren't saving every penny to get out that scheme. I'd honestly be fiert to live there
Feck that's grimScotlands home of the year?!?!?! I don’t bloody think so Marion!!!!!!
Fresh bombing raid carried out overnight on adjacent buildings by the looks of it
And that freak doesn't want to move?!. Mario's a liar, pass it on.What's that chimney the local crematorium?!
Well ma lovelies, ah've spent longer than Marion daeing an ad reel trying tae wurk oot how to record clips oaf videos fae YouTube but still none the wiser and this app isnae ma joab.Scotlands home of the year?!?!?! I don’t bloody think so Marion!!!!!!
Fresh bombing raid carried out overnight on adjacent buildings by the looks of it
Anyways, so watch the sketch that starts aroon 14 minute mark, ah hink that wud be oor Marion's favourite place oan SHOTY #factual
Also a wee McKnight bonus at 23.50
#treatitETA, ah think(!) ah've managed tae copy oor at right bits noo. If no, dae it yersel' and don't message this page again!!!!
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an old Coats sewing thread mill - mostly converted to flats and office space now.What's that chimney the local crematorium?!
Mebbes Marion has a bespoke fetish and is nicking the bodies before they are cremated. Would explain aw the max welts and diffusers.Feck that's grim
What's that chimney the local crematorium?!
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Well, that's no fun
God that must be so depressing. I would be saving every single penny if it meant getting out of there.Scotlands home of the year?!?!?! I don’t bloody think so Marion!!!!!!
Fresh bombing raid carried out overnight on adjacent buildings by the looks of it
Can’t believe they’re all tucked up in bed by 8pm as well. What’s the point of even getting new sofas if they spend their life in bed? They’re like the oldies in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!
When they knock the close down next door all the rats are going to need somewhere to move to. I feel another “squirrels” in the loft story again
Must knock him sick that he was literally so close to being rehoused, but they decided to demolish the close next door
Must knock him sick that he was literally so close to being rehoused, but they decided to demolish the close next door
Ah heard it wuz his Macy's crissmas decorations that made them decide tae keep the Beirut bedsit, getting a wee blue plaque fur his close instead since such a big blue tick wanker ...ah mean influencer lives there. #factualWhen they knock the close down next door all the rats are going to need somewhere to move to. I feel another “squirrels” in the loft story again
Must knock him sick that he was literally so close to being rehoused, but they decided to demolish the close next door
Mebbes they are knocking doon the rest so he kin get some llamas like Hinch.
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Where is ma wee chicken @hopethishelpsallthebest ...fur my birthday this year kin we get Marion, wee Deek, misfit jaw and Chav Rendall in the oldies bed?
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You know Marion, if you saved the pennies rather than throwing them away on useless tat, you could probably buy a house with a front and back door and an outside area to hang your washing out in the sun and breeze (smell the wealth). His washing must take forever to dry and smell so musty. Especially when he's dousing his clothes in several kinds of fabric softener (which I noticed makes clothes take longer to dry).
I’m absolutely furious with you nasty trolls for attacking Mario’s safe place. I put it down to pure jealousy. Now hang your heads in shame.Scotlands home of the year?!?!?! I don’t bloody think so Marion!!!!!!
Fresh bombing raid carried out overnight on adjacent buildings by the looks of it
It's Thuraday guys.
He is cnut washings the sharted bed linen.
He is cnut washings the sharted bed linen.
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