Good!. You're a boring bastard 
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Ah bet when they go oot, the staff gie wee Deek the kids menu with sum crayons tae keep him entertained.
Yasss! There is a god. Let’s see if she keeps it up for the rest of herGood!. You're a boring bastard
Or is this Marion’s idea of a wee joke to start the day?
Bet he draws wee hash leaves
aw er the table
Is this wee Derek's escape hatch when he's had enough of our Marion?
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this will be the origin story of Mario nae going on holiday ma lovelies
Also why cant he tell us aboot awe the stuff thats been keeping him busy busy?Good!. You're a boring bastard
This must be the quiet befare the #ad storm my lovelies, brace yursels
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his ain wee panic room so aye
Where’s these projects that were due on Monday?! Fummin so I am
His ads for his nest egg that needed the ring light and fancy camera mount set up at the sink? Could it be that it was a lie?
I cannae believe we’ve been hud, we’ve all been lookin forward to seeing him squinting oot over Beirut as he fingers a hot chocolate mug for an ad at the sink and now it’s no happenin? That apps no his joab and that’s very apparentHis ads for his nest egg that needed the ring light and fancy camera mount set up at the sink? Could it be that it was a lie?
Marion gawn oh, ur youse drawing oor autumn plastic fishy leaves? Noo, eat your beige dinner or nae pudding.Bet he draws wee hash leaves
Nah, it’s all spelt and punctuated correctlyMario asking Wheatcroft for advice
Ma lovelies. Not only is he 40 this year but so is his anthem. Bonnie Tyler's total eclipse of the heart is 40 this year too.
Put on your lanyard and sing it hens
once upon time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart.
There's nothing I can do,
I totally
when I fart
Put on your lanyard and sing it hens
once upon time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart. There's nothing I can do,
I totally
when I fartMa lovelies. Not only is he 40 this year but so is his anthem. Bonnie Tyler's total eclipse of the heart is 40 this year too.
Put on your lanyard and sing it hens
There's nothing I can do,
I totally
Total eclipse of the shart 
Thread title contender right there
#collab with @GreaseSpot #giftedThread title contender right there
I could be wrong, but should his email address on his main page read com instead of co.uk domain as it's no longer valid? If so, another way of Mario proving how thick as s he is he's just so so busy with work, not enough hours in the day (but yet only works 3 out of 24). Likes to make out like he's a lot busier than he is!
he's just so so busy with work, not enough hours in the day (but yet only works 3 out of 24). Likes to make out like he's a lot busier than he is! 
Nobody asked ya twit.
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