Cleaning with Mario #98 Come oan Barbie, let’s go sharty!

[IsaHen]

Mario, stop insulting people's intelligence by making a bed. You were probably in your Aunty's box room when l was buying my extra deep fitted sheets from Dunelm
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Let's appreciate these squinting screenshots he's given us

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All I see in these screenshots

 

[Dusky pink]

Came running straight to tattle after pmsl watching him make his bed, whilst squinting and panting..... I have the same bed set and pillow cases from Dunelm. Think I'm gonna bin them now

 

[Misssj80]

He does realise he isn't using a valance sheet? He says he is starting with the valance, it's a fitted sheet Martin. Also who is asking how he makes his bed? And him telling us to put it on corner to corner like it's some unknown information

 

[TheFabFader]

Hunners a thanks tae Marion, it’s bed changing day here. Ah’m 64 and if it hadnae been for her detailed description of bed-making Ah’d a bin lost the noo.
I had a wee comma there as I have a genuinely busy life but youse never let me down, the catching up has been awesome, ma lovlies. Hunners a thanks.
And that fecking squinting is bloody painful to watch. Get yersel a pair of proper spectacles and stop being so vain, ya wee scrote.

 

[laynelo_]

Nah am actually screaming at these wear your glasses you dickheed.

 

[AllieBee]

Nah am actually screaming at these wear your glasses you dickheed.
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Christ I thought his bottom half was naked for a mo! Thought wheres his boaby and hair gone. Then I realised he has pink bloody leggings on! Wtf do you look like Martin, check the mirror ffs

 

[IsaHen]

He's really taking this influencer journey seriously ma lovelies. New face of dunelumum right there!

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Well done @Buttons13 you deserve it, duck it hold your power, sprine bright

Why does Marion only remember to squint a good minute after forgetting to squint, if sight was that bad then surely you'd be wearing glasses all the time.

Sunday bed making in the shed, I had a few wines and a wee siesta still 24 degree am going out the port for dinner, it's amazing what you can do with money if you save Marion rather than buying crap products from companies off your own back some 'infleuncer' life that is.
Incase you missed it Marion squint a little harder NO ONE is jealous of your life, what you have or what to do. P.s your bed making it's awful like a shop window display.

Tons of blessings to you all but not the trolls duck them

 

[ChokingOnZofloraFumes]

So Wee Deek is making the dinner and by making the dinner he means microwaving the ready meals he got.

 

[Popper]

Looks like those Squishie sweets in those pink leggings and white tshirt.
Telling people how to make a bed while panting and squinting. What a delight he is

 

[Babybail93]

Nothing says pure luxury than being able tae see your front door from your bed.

Your wealth is absolutely reeking the day, Mario.

 

[laynelo_]

Nothing says pure luxury than being able tae see your front door from your bed.

Your wealth is absolutely reeking the day, Mario.

May a add storing your shoes under your bedside table anaw

 

[GiftedNotFree]

3 different duvet sets?? What a fuckin delusional liar he is!!!! He’s got closer to 30 sets, the brainless fool. The money he must have wasted during his time Oan This App is eye watering

 

[sadsoupbowl]

This picture didn’t deserve to be left in the old thread, so here it is fae this new dayn of dawn

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Deek’s wee pea heed eclipsed by that fat slags maw bun.

 

[Babybail93]

Deek’s wee pea heed eclipsed by that fat slags maw bun.

It’s crazy how from a picture this far away you can still see that they are both a bit simple

 

[DollyTheLamb]

What’s she like?!?
Panting and squinting like a blind Nikita dug
Fat bastard!!!!!

 

[YR80]

Nah am actually screaming at these wear your glasses you dickheed.
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Thank you for the new profile pic

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

The amount he was panting putting that bedding on! Fella wants to get himself down the gym! I don’t even pant that much when I make up the king size bed my husband and I share!

 

[DramaQueen79]

Am sorry but nae one pan this planet asked this clown how to make a bed. I just dinny believe it!! Nut!!

 

[Fanta lemon]

Ma lovelies you know I get aw my cushions and cushion covers from dusk.com........Next sentence, this cushion I bought from shein he honestly doesn't even realise how ridiculous he sounds