Knocked up a wee autobiography cover, Mario hen I want a cut if you use this spine bright
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I couldn’t but it is now all I can seeMa hens don’t know if this is a bit Rorschach test like but can anyone else see the end of his nose as a massive arse with a thong on? All I could think about watching that q and a
Aye I’m with ye hen. I don’t think I’ll be chucking out my Cotswold Company bedroom furniture for a coffin bed and a chair a hooker wouldn’t be seen dead in. So ayeEverything in that shoap looks like the kind o stuff thats goin right oot of fashion. Hun city wi awe the grey/chrome/mirrored shite.
Hes really dain his wee best tae be an influencer isnt he? Sadly im no influenced in the slightest cos ma furniture is pure quality and classic so aye
He’s that deluded if he attempted to write his autobiography it would end up in the fiction section.His book would be a brilliant read… He is quite possibly the most deluded person on this planet!
Not a lot by the looks of it hen🪱What's going on in wee Deeks pants?
Can you all wait to get your hands on this 9 pager? A moving chapter on kerrykotanotas, his teeth journey, stovie recipe, how to team leggings and new balance, and how to keep your cooker clean - simply don't use it! So aye. Published. Factual.@hopethishelpsallthebest as illustrator
Im sure he has said this before, if this isn’t a pre record he just doesn’t know how to pronounce it and doesn’t even want to try!Look at his red, gnarly fingers
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He's just read this one out wrong instead of Patchouli, he said Pistachio.
Stick to cleaning toilets Mario and leave the selling to the experts. What a dick View attachment 2102384
He wants to RELEASE a book. Didn’t mention writing itI've had a few lethal one a them but Im reading he wants to write a book....have I been spiked? A book? About bleeping what?
It was when he called that nasty black bed classy you don’t know what class is mate!Look at this table isn’t it nice, how nice are these chairs, how beautiful is this sofa, look how nice this bed is… no, no it’s not. It’s all bogging and I wouldn’t give it house room. There genuinely wasn’t one thing that he showed in that shop that I would let through my front door
I love that the filter has smoothed everything on his face apart from the end of his massive beak because it’s too far away from the rest of him.I see the wee greys are peaking through, time for another box of jus fer men
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I don’t think he realises that he has a ‘special’
You really didnae miss anything hen he said he’s no starting a wax melt or cleaning business (don’t know what idiot thought he was), he’s going down next month to do his new Ava may range maybe, he wants to write a book (biggest surprise of the night being he knows what a book is). He has no problem cutting people out his life. He’s also started chat on autumn and Christmas decor so whoever put money on April, ding ding, you win, new record.Cannot believe I was out living my best life’s with my husband and missed the Q&A Treatit us to a lovely date night meal and a movie though (smell the wealth) so was so needed.