Ma lovelies photoshoap is no ma Joab and I think that’s very clear here but I had to get this image of oor paisley princess oot. Had to put on her baby sized new balances on because I don’t know where else she’s wearing them but bed so aye
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Beeyootiful photoshopping hen and remember practice makes ok
Imagine lighting a candle for your 15yr old (alive) niece on her birthday.. what the duck.. it’s like something you’d do on the anniversary of someone’s death 
Terry fuckwit
Terry fuckwit
Was the candle fragrance bespoke birthday wishes ma lovelie? Ah bet it wisnae an AvaMay wan that's for sure.Imagine lighting a candle for your 15yr old (alive) niece on her birthday.. what the duck.. it’s like something you’d do on the anniversary of someone’s death
Yep I light a candle on my dads birthday. He's dead though. If he were still alive I wouldn't light a candle. It's for DEAD people Maz you utter bollock headImagine lighting a candle for your 15yr old (alive) niece on her birthday.. what the duck.. it’s like something you’d do on the anniversary of someone’s death
He just buys Christmas baubles for any dead people he knows, instead a candles… so aye.Imagine lighting a candle for your 15yr old (alive) niece on her birthday.. what the duck.. it’s like something you’d do on the anniversary of someone’s death
He bought deed Deek a crissmas eve boax.
If I was her I'd be super weirded out by him...Imagine lighting a candle for your 15yr old (alive) niece on her birthday.. what the duck.. it’s like something you’d do on the anniversary of someone’s death
I genuinely thought the same thing initially, remembrance candle, he just can’t ever get it right!Imagine lighting a candle for your 15yr old (alive) niece on her birthday.. what the duck.. it’s like something you’d do on the anniversary of someone’s death
Why has he lit a candle for his niece’s birthday when she hasn’t passed away? Is that a Scottish thing or a Marion thing?
That candle lighting is so creepy. He’s such a odd little weirdo.
Its abasolootly not a Scottish hing jist a Martian hing ...us jocks don't claim him as ooors either so aye
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He’ll be shiteing himself with excitement, Jam Jar fur the birthday gurl
ah can see a lethal drink
He doesn't share family's private info...goes on to provide any potential identity thief with his niece's DOB. All these instagrammers better hope we have better identity checks in the future before these kids hit 18 and become eligible for credit because most of them have provided names, DOB, often first pets, mother's maiden names, etc.
We can but hopeah can see a lethal drink
Sorry just catching up hens. This app isnae ma job and I couldn’t be arsed with it while a wiz working more than 45 mins this week, so don’t youse aw start coming at me in ma inbox/outbox/letterbox/Ryan’s litterbox.
ah came on to say, duck off marion about your “migraine”. Watching tv and scrolling on your phone means you definitely don’t have a migraine. When you can’t see, are vomiting, have the worse pain imaginable in your head, shittin’ yourself, can’t hold your head up and can’t look at any light then you can come back and moan about a migraine. Don’t insult people who suffer from migraines.
capeesh. That’s aw ahm saying today. No ma quote
ah came on to say, duck off marion about your “migraine”. Watching tv and scrolling on your phone means you definitely don’t have a migraine. When you can’t see, are vomiting, have the worse pain imaginable in your head, shittin’ yourself, can’t hold your head up and can’t look at any light then you can come back and moan about a migraine. Don’t insult people who suffer from migraines.
capeesh. That’s aw ahm saying today. No ma quote
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