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Ahm now imagining oor Marion the Paisley princess atop her humongous bed wi a malteaser-size joabie stuck in those layers. She shot it out like a bullet trying to pass a wee fart.Aye hen it's like the princess and the pea except for oor Mavis it's the princess and the pooso aye hen hold you power
Mebbies it happens a lot and we huv found the true reason for so may bed changes???
Poor Neve must be absolutely mortified at having “Neve uncle” at her party. He’s so backwards and a total embarrassment for his age. Cuts about in his white dugshite cowat and flat heid thinking he’s the big I am while working all of 15 mins.
When he books a table at that bespoke establishment, dae youse think he puts the booking under Cleaning with Mario, blue tick influencer? Ah'll tell youse something though, ah bet noo he's goat his blue tick he disnae hing aboot restaurant car parks missing his table reservation time. #daeyekenwhoahum #gettaeken
Here, I'd be well disappointed if my birthday dinner was in Jam Jar. Like, aye fair enough the cocktails are no bad but the food is pure microwave shite.
It always goes cold really quickly. I've been there a couple of times and it's always been that way. They defo just buy in and microwave everything.
The constantly hoodie wearing bro in law does not look impressed that Marion always wedges his huge conk in for a free scran. Factual!
Remember when Marion spilled some cryptic T about never liking him and he was a cheat.
Looks like we might be gawn oan a roof clean jurney fur Beirut towers. What other reason would Marion huv fur following the roof cleaner guy Hinch was advertising today? 
Omg yeah I remember that 🫣Remember when Marion spilled some cryptic T about never liking him and he was a cheat.
Maybe the bumming fort needs a good pressure washLooks like we might be gawn oan a roof clean jurney fur Beirut towers. What other reason would Marion huv fur following the roof cleaner guy Hinch was advertising today?
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I think he will be taking them to small claims over use of HIS trademark emojiLooks like we might be gawn oan a roof clean jurney fur Beirut towers. What other reason would Marion huv fur following the roof cleaner guy Hinch was advertising today?
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spine brightAh thought a new bumming fort was oan the way. Supposed to be revealed in three weeks ages ago, along with his surprise H&M purchase which Chav Rendall spoiled by telling us aw it wuz a vase.Maybe the bumming fort needs a good pressure wash
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Wull be oan Judge (G)Rinder and nae debates.I think he will be taking them to small claims over use of HIS trademark emoji
Hope youse are ok? Am being quiet because that's me on ma holidays Soo ayye, app no ma Joab but it is ma Joab to rub it in Marion face that I'm in 24 degree heat while he is 24 degree aww cosy under his big duvet. Don't want to jeopardize ma safety so sending a wee snippet of palm trees and blue skies.
Tons love & blessings Isa
Tons love & blessings Isa
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Marion wanting hot weather, yet last year moaned about hot weather from June onwards, says he hated hot weather, and put up Autumn decorations in August.
He could have nicer weather in an all inclusive for a week if he skipped a month of castlevecchis visits. He’s got no responsibilities duck sake!
Honest to duck Martin make your life make sense. Lives for winter, loves it, loves being aw cosy inside with the heating up full, yet here we are moaning about needing the sunny weather 
Cue Marion in June sweating his tits off coz his bedsit is roasting!!
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The wealth fae you is reekin hen!!!Hope youse are ok? Am being quiet because that's me on ma holidays Soo ayye, app no ma Joab but it is ma Joab to rub it in Marion face that I'm in 24 degree heat while he is 24 degree aww cosy under his big duvet. Don't want to jeopardize ma safety so sending a wee snippet of palm trees and blue skies.
Tons love & blessings Isa
And wetting his knickers about Christmas decorations as early as September while the rest of the country was still basking in summer.
Last summer he moaned constantly about the heat and how much he hates it and how it’s terrible weather for cleaners etc 
Everyone was outside sunbathing and he was posting pics of autumn leaves and buying pumpkins! He’s absolutely mental!
Everyone was outside sunbathing and he was posting pics of autumn leaves and buying pumpkins! He’s absolutely mental!- Status