Have you clutched your beak so hard it has folded back ontae your cheek?Omg hens..... im clutching my beak so hard and trying not to pish maself... @Madonna your husband is a legend! This has made my week. No, my year! The fact we can clearly see it is maz and deek from so far away, is just hilarious. Mind, you couldn't miss that fat head could ya! Brilliant
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The more I look, the funnier it gets. Why are they just stood squinting in the middle of McDonald's?View attachment 2100488
MARIO & DEEK SPOTTED IN THE WILD
Crying at this photo my partner just sent meBefore I even zoomed in I could spot the beak a mile off!! A bespoke meal at McDs for Paisley’s bespoke Oompa Loompas!
Matilda if you are reading this, SECURITY COMPROMISED
Not in a queue
Not at the counter
Just stood there... haha
Jeez, no wonder he wears platform trainers they are both TINY. Like the borrowers on a day out
Mr & Mrs Madonna, keep you power hens, I always chant from the rooftops "if you see him snap him!" It's made my morning seeing wee Thingumy and Bob, fae Moominvalley. Definitely looks like Marion is hurrying Deek along, cos she's touching cloth, there's aboot to be a chocolate mcflurry aw down her leggings and so forth. Loving Deeks shellsuit jacket, pair of scruffy cunts.
Well, I was too embarrassed to say but now you've mentioned it
@menopausalmargrit hen, if youse budgeted (klarnaed) better youse cud buy coffee stashun and never leave your cosy space and jist stare at your bleep washings in the living room #soaye
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He's an influencer noo, and waits tae be seated.The more I look, the funnier it gets. Why are they just stood squinting in the middle of McDonald's?
Not in a queue
Not at the counter
Just stood there... haha
Aw my God thats his secret service agent sacked for breach of security!
Bet it was nothing like the nightmare the M&S toilets cleaner had last night.
‘This is no just shite, this is a MM shite’ #NoMaQuote
A wee day out for dumb and dumbest.
Place your bets -
Edinburgh - 2/1
Ayr - 4/1
Blackpool - 18/1
Cheltenham (Marion in a dress & fascinator) - 100/1
Walking through the sands abroad with a cocktail in their hands* - 1,000,000/1
*no ma quote
Place your bets -
Edinburgh - 2/1
Ayr - 4/1
Blackpool - 18/1
Cheltenham (Marion in a dress & fascinator) - 100/1
Walking through the sands abroad with a cocktail in their hands* - 1,000,000/1
*no ma quote
I’m opting for Dunoon. Wee trip across the watter
Am gawn for Edinburgh, cheeky Costa (their fav), maybe a wee white company pit stop or primark wander (absolute staypuhls). Then the mini bus back up the road aw cosy and warum for 7 o’clock!
Busy weekend, he’ll be shattered! And the mandatory bed change the morra anaw of course hens!
I think McGills have started their day away trips. I’ll need to check the poster to see where todays was!
Sunday is known as either reset or rest day in Beirut towers #nomaquoteAm gawn for Edinburgh, cheeky Costa (their fav), maybe a wee white company pit stop or primark wander (absolute staypuhls). Then the mini bus back up the road aw cosy and warum for 7 o’clock!
Busy weekend, he’ll be shattered! And the mandatory bed change the morra anaw of course hens!
Might be treatit tae the second Q&A.
He’s had free bed not 6 months ago and has already chosen his next free
Why is he so out of breath just walking around a tiny showroom?
Every single piece of that furniture is absolutely rotten!
The orange man will be bursting into flames up the gallowgate!
Every single piece of that furniture is absolutely rotten!
The orange man will be bursting into flames up the gallowgate!
Out of his comfort zone doing what exactly? Looking at beds in a bed shop? What is wrong with him? Weird fat mutant. Nice sunny day and that’s his day out - when he has a fairly new bed. What a life. Spine bright
The bar stool chairs in the window - l have had them in the past ….. eh how just how and where in the garden shed that is yer hoose !
A pity Celtic urni playing at Parkhead today, wud huv lived tae huv seen wee Deek's face surrounded by tic fans (nae pun intended, it's no the sort of tic Marion has).His wee day oot is doon the barra’s
Wunner if they went fur a wee drink efter at the Hoops bar across the street
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