Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

no_name · Apr 9, 2023

I don’t know about anyone else, but if I come across a page on insta for the first time, I’ll watch the stories to see if I like it enough to follow. So, according to Mario, that’s not allowed. If you do that, you’re a sad basturt who must be blocked.

He’s probably stopping himself from getting some followers with that behaviour.

Doodlebug71 · Apr 9, 2023

no_name said:
I don’t know about anyone else, but if I come across a page on insta for the first time, I’ll watch the stories to see if I like it enough to follow. So, according to Mario, that’s not allowed. If you do that, you’re a sad basturt who must be blocked.

He’s probably stopping himself from getting some followers with that behaviour.

Aye hen I like to get tae knov before I decide if I'm gonna get tae know so aye

Madge2022 · Apr 9, 2023

SuzyE said:
I really wish we could find out why that happened with the Aunty's box room. It must be the only thing that bastard has kept secret
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One of the many episodes we saw the other side of Mario. Nasty little dick

Shud huv asked him on his Q and A ma lovelie

Tinkerbell cat · Apr 9, 2023

Can’t wait for this Q&A - it’s going to be full of pure shite. He must be feeling left out, hinch and greedys partner did Q&A’s on centre parcel, but our Martin doesn’t go anywhere so he can’t do a Q&A about anything really so instead he’s just gonna ramble and talk shite for 18181761 dots of doom.

puddleduck · Apr 9, 2023

Tinkerbell cat said:
Can’t wait for this Q&A - it’s going to be full of pure shite. He must be feeling left out, hinch and greedys partner did Q&A’s on centre parcel, but our Martin doesn’t go anywhere so he can’t do a Q&A about anything really so instead he’s just gonna ramble and talk shite for 18181761 dots of doom.

Bought myself a king size Twix in readiness for this

Very Cherry · Apr 9, 2023

puddleduck said:
Bought myself a king size Twix in readiness for this

I think it’s a king size bottle of those

drinks you’d need to listen to his 15678 dots o doom ma lovelie.

Madge2022 · Apr 9, 2023

puddleduck said:
Bought myself a king size Twix in readiness for this

Huv youse goat a wee bespoke boax marked Q and A night tae put yer criss and joos in, like Marion's fillum night boax ma lovelie

puddleduck · Apr 9, 2023

Madge2022 said:
Huv youse goat a wee bespoke boax marked Q and A night tae put yer criss and joos in, like Marion's fillum night boax ma lovelie

No I forgot.. Off I toddle... am still learning don't you know

SuzyE · Apr 9, 2023

She's your spirit animal?!. You're both creepy as feck as well

Madge2022 · Apr 9, 2023

puddleduck said:
No I forgot.. Off I toddle... am still learning don't you know

Get tae ken ma lovelie, tonsa luv and

tae youse.

So, has his Q&A materialised yet, ah'm a bit under the weather today and canni face his face #fact
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SuzyE said:
She's your spirit animal?!. You're both creepy as feck as well

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Is that Katie Price without the surgery?

IsaHen · Apr 9, 2023

mammaof3 said:
He really is the gift.

He can't even check his spelling on a PR story. Mario, it's ''their'' ya spanner.

And what is this ifykyk with the Molton Brown bottles? Is he referring to the Jo Malone hand wash?

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Hope Derek secretly tops them soaps up with piss

plonkington · Apr 9, 2023

Hello ma lovelies! Thought I’d proper treatit Ma self to a wee a nose at our Mazdas thread!
never disappoints and I’m just off to catch up, see you all soon, tonsa Love and tattie hearts

mwah mwah

hopethishelpsallthebest · Apr 9, 2023

Q&A hens!

puddleduck · Apr 9, 2023

Madge2022 said:
Get tae ken ma lovelie, tonsa luv and tae youse.

So, has his Q&A materialised yet, ah'm a bit under the weather today and canni face his face #fact
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Is that Katie Price without the surgery?

Kicking off now #Madge2022 - big 🫂s to you

xx

laynelo_ · Apr 9, 2023

Wee Deeks gawny get his baws leathered if he even looks at they hand washes, factual. I’ve just destroyed an entire Easter egg in one sitting, diet starts tomorrow… happy easter ma luvlies

Doingitforthegramhuntake2 · Apr 9, 2023

Bing bong… wtf is with that voice

First question and he’s already showing contempt for his followers. ‘I touch on this all the time’ *rolls eyes*

Thread suggestion: How to win friends and influence people with Marion McKnight 2023

OhhBacon · Apr 9, 2023

We are going on a You Tube journeeee….get in, can’t wait, ya beauty!
Its going to be brilliant.

SuzyE · Apr 9, 2023

He's doing that creepy voice again

I'll watch him after I've finished watching the tv.

See Mario, that's how interesting you are in my life

menopausalmargrit · Apr 9, 2023

So to summarise -

1. Suffers with really bad back pain but has a soft mattress although worried his joab will wreck his body.
2. People judge him for being a cleaner but as soon as they see he’s an influencer their attitude changes.
3. Giving advice to first time house buyers. LOL.
4. Hasn’t accepted any big offers but recently there have been some that he’s considering. He’s said that about a million times so won’t hold me breath.
5. Doesn’t like his new skin products but got something he’s been using for 5 days and seen instant results but skin still looks like sandpaper.

Feel free to add anything ahv missed anything Ma lovelies

puddleduck · Apr 9, 2023

I've abandoned ship. Even a mega Twix can't get me through that