The 0.001% is making me howl
instagrams no his joab ma luvlies, clearly!
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instagrams no his joab ma luvlies, clearly!
He looks like he’s been boiled alive in the latest ramblings, his heed and hoodie are matching shades of lobster 
I'm not really a cat person, I love dogs. But that poor thing looks scared. What has that hole done to her? I haven't ever seen a cat with that expression. This doesn't look rite. I want to go get herView attachment 2087822
She looks terrifiedI have 2 cats, both over 10 years old I've had them from kittens and they have never had this defensive pose or scared look that Rayn has. I feel so bad for her, I wish someone could rescue her
Logic, Mario style:
1/ When you get a visitor to your insta, who wants to see what you’re about before committing to following you, it’s important to block them straight away so they can’t decide if they like you and want to follow.
2/ when you tell somebody you’re a cleaner, and they continue to chat normally, it’s essential to interpret that as judgement and ‘being made to feel degraded.’ Also, cleaners are ‘forgotten about,’ - despite him just having shared the lovely voucher he had for a steak dinner at an actual good restaurant, received from his ‘clients’
3/ loves his profession, but nevertheless, is just setting the scene for a wee musko skeletal claim on his PIP.
4/ can’t be bothered spending time filming, but wants to move to YouTube to do twice weekly hour long videos.
1/ When you get a visitor to your insta, who wants to see what you’re about before committing to following you, it’s important to block them straight away so they can’t decide if they like you and want to follow.
2/ when you tell somebody you’re a cleaner, and they continue to chat normally, it’s essential to interpret that as judgement and ‘being made to feel degraded.’ Also, cleaners are ‘forgotten about,’ - despite him just having shared the lovely voucher he had for a steak dinner at an actual good restaurant, received from his ‘clients’
3/ loves his profession, but nevertheless, is just setting the scene for a wee musko skeletal claim on his PIP.
4/ can’t be bothered spending time filming, but wants to move to YouTube to do twice weekly hour long videos.
He's tapped in the head, he has to be because nothing he ever says makes sense.Logic, Mario style:
1/ When you get a visitor to your insta, who wants to see what you’re about before committing to following you, it’s important to block them straight away so they can’t decide if they like you and want to follow.
2/ when you tell somebody you’re a cleaner, and they continue to chat normally, it’s essential to interpret that as judgement and ‘being made to feel degraded.’ Also, cleaners are ‘forgotten about,’ - despite him just having shared the lovely voucher he had for a steak dinner at an actual good restaurant, received from his ‘clients’
3/ loves his profession, but nevertheless, is just setting the scene for a wee musko skeletal claim on his PIP.
4/ can’t be bothered spending time filming, but wants to move to YouTube to do twice weekly hour long videos.
I've been thinking about his YouTube debut too much 
be interesting to see how many of his 150,000 followers follow him. I'm here for this journey 
be interesting to see how many of his 150,000 followers follow him. I'm here for this journey 
bleeping YouTube 
who even uses YouTube any more?
Don’t forget to set up your MySpace account whilst you’re at it, hen
who even uses YouTube any more?Don’t forget to set up your MySpace account whilst you’re at it, hen
But what about the hundreds of messages?
Wonder if he’ll turn the comments off on YouTube as he does on other platforms?bleeping YouTube
Don’t forget to set up your MySpace account whilst you’re at it, hen
Fat wank!!!!
Mr Tinkerbell cat told me to put my air pods on if I wanted to watch the 1818161939391 dots of utter doom because he hates martins voice as he doesn’t duck upI will hold my hands up and say I watched his stories (husbands watching the golf) he turns to me and says… does this bloke ever shut up!
No dear no he bleeping doesn’t lol
Totally sent these to himself. You can practically hear him reading them out loud
I'm not one to look down my nose at anyone despite living the lifestyle I'm in now. l grew up in a council house and l never forget my roots. But him l will. He's the dregs of society as far as I'm concerned
I'm not one to look down my nose at anyone despite living the lifestyle I'm in now. l grew up in a council house and l never forget my roots. But him l will. He's the dregs of society as far as I'm concerned
Somebody must be writing them for him because they seem quite articulate and we know he is anything but.Totally sent these to himself. You can practically hear him reading them out loud
I'm not one to look down my nose at anyone despite living the lifestyle I'm in now. l grew up in a council house and l never forget my roots. But him l will. He's the dregs of society as far as I'm concerned
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xHe’s “taught us all how to budget”Totally sent these to himself. You can practically hear him reading them out loud
I'm not one to look down my nose at anyone despite living the lifestyle I'm in now. l grew up in a council house and l never forget my roots. But him l will. He's the dregs of society as far as I'm concerned
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duck off!!! Now that’s one deluded dimwit right there. If they’d said get into debt and buy tit we don’t need then ok. But budget 
I’m going back to bed. That’s me done.“You have taught us all how to budget”……… duck off!Totally sent these to himself. You can practically hear him reading them out loud
I'm not one to look down my nose at anyone despite living the lifestyle I'm in now. l grew up in a council house and l never forget my roots. But him l will. He's the dregs of society as far as I'm concerned
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Good god he thinks he's all that doesn't he......saying people look down on him for being a cleaner but change their mind when they find he's a "somebody" on an app.....really?? 
I'm the total opposite...I have the upmost respect for cleaners and think insta "influencers" or fame hungry Wannabees like him are just knobs 🥱🥱🥱
He's absolutely deluded and who is actually believing what he's saying??
I'm the total opposite...I have the upmost respect for cleaners and think insta "influencers" or fame hungry Wannabees like him are just knobs 🥱🥱🥱
He's absolutely deluded and who is actually believing what he's saying??
Mr Lamb is the same ma lovlie. Tells me to get that head off or he’ll throw my phone out the windowMr Tinkerbell cat told me to put my air pods on if I wanted to watch the 1818161939391 dots of utter doom because he hates martins voice as he doesn’t duck up
The “ i need u to get up” kills me everytime! He posts it at 10am on a Tuesday when most of us have probably already been up for at least 4 hours
Mr Duck would rather listen to Mario than Hinch - factualMr Lamb is the same ma lovlie. Tells me to get that head off or he’ll throw my phone out the window
1. His fans ur as illiterate as him.Totally sent these to himself. You can practically hear him reading them out loud
I'm not one to look down my nose at anyone despite living the lifestyle I'm in now. l grew up in a council house and l never forget my roots. But him l will. He's the dregs of society as far as I'm concerned
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2. King Klarna has taught them how tae budget by buying shite and telling them life's too short so buy the tat?
3. Are people putting his job down or him? It's probably neither. The cleaner in my work gets about 300 quid at Christmas as we have a whip round for him.
Any sign of his new Nathan Todd haircut? Ah canni be daeing wi watching him the day.
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Hinch is using some of Marion's patter these days, he really is an #influencer noo!Mr Duck would rather listen to Mario than Hinch - factual
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But Marion need youse tae get up. #lifecoachmarion
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