Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

[Madge2022]

How funny would it be if he spends aw that petty cash oan a rewrap then the council tell him they're putting in new kitchens

Oh hi Marion, ya weirdo checking here tae see if we menshun your kitchen oan dots oaf doom

 

[Shrekssister]

Did I no say earlier she was going to cancel her q and a this wee gang just cannas have nice things fs. Nathan scissorhands better scalp him tomorrow to make up for it

 

[Freefalling]

How funny would it be if he spends aw that petty cash oan a rewrap then the council tell him they're putting in new kitchens

Oh hi Marion, ya weirdo checking here tae see if we menshun your kitchen oan dots oaf doom

Madge, he would lap up a new kitchen journey. He'd be like a pig in tit if the Quad was demolished and him + Deek got a new build wee hoose aff the cooncil. He'd have tat towers packed up in record time. It would be amazing entertainment for us lot too #lawofattraction #thoughtsbecomethings

 

[Madge2022]

Did I no say earlier she was going to cancel her q and a this wee gang just cannas have nice things fs. Nathan scissorhands better scalp him tomorrow to make up for it

Is he gawn back tae get Nathan Todd tae fix the mess fae last time?

 

[Chez300]

He only re-wrapped it 2 years ago! This will be the third wrap since he’s been there. May as well have saved and get an actual new kitchen.

 

[Dusky pink]

Saying he could sell trainers Going off what we've seen you wear mate, don't give up cleaning toilets

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He has terrible dress sense... those leggings give me the balk, as do all of his clothes

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

How can someone say so much while saying so little?

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

I'm already in witness protection and booked some plastic surgery #madgewho

This wud be Marion if he went, acting aw billy big bawz wi his lassies.
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Marion is quite right though, canni take it way ye, but youse cud move tae a better house, rather than huving bulgy shelves full of tat.

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canni take it way ye, but youse cud move tae a better house, rather than huving bulgy shelves full of tat.

 

[puddleduck]

Is he gawn back tae get Nathan Todd tae fix the mess fae last time?

Sweeny will have to stick bits on before he can cut it - there's nothing there - maybe he's after some extention dreads, pay to see that would I.
Happy Easter lovely people xx

 

[Freefalling]

Happy Easter to my best online pals, eat all the eggs cause you know, life's to short #duck it

 

[#noinfluencer]

Happy Easter to you all, you bunch of hilarious trolls!

Marlon - I hope you're miserable and overdo it like the glutinous pig you are and get the shits, so aye! And I hope Nathan shaves aff the rest of the 5 strands he'll be trying to cut today or at least fucks it up again!

 

[Shrekssister]

Does anyone remember the Big Bang theory episode with sheldon waiting on a haircut and keeps blowing it out his face even though it’s nowhere near? That’s whit she’s up to

 

[Shmebulock]

She looks terrified I have 2 cats, both over 10 years old I've had them from kittens and they have never had this defensive pose or scared look that Rayn has. I feel so bad for her, I wish someone could rescue her

 

[DollyTheLamb]

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She looks terrified I have 2 cats, both over 10 years old I've had them from kittens and they have never had this defensive pose or scared look that Rayn has. I feel so bad for her, I wish someone could rescue her

Looks like he’s put her on that vile chair and threatened her to stay there in his vile screeching voice. Poor wee soul looks traumatised!!!!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

He only re-wrapped it 2 years ago! This will be the third wrap since he’s been there. May as well have saved and get an actual new kitchen.
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I know I always say this, but those cupboard handles get me every bleeping time

Admitted last night on her stories too that if there’s a space she has to fill it. That’s nothing to brag about pal, you’ve got serious problems ask ya mate Lorna to coach you through them

 

[Little Miss Planner]

Happy Easter to THE funniest thread on here #factual

Was just thinking on what he said last night about he knows who watches without following and then he blocks.....the way he said it was like he got joy out of threatening people with a block. His account is so negative and toxic. He's always moaning, swearing, wishing the days away, moaning about how this app drains his time, NOT showing any actual cleaning and comes across a very jealous person to me. All those fake posts with "I need you to get up" etc blah blah are so not inspiring. Really why anyone gets Inspo from him or his account I genuinely don't know. Why is he so negative? Surely he'd get more enjoyment out of the app if he changed his vibe.

If he was more upbeat and just be grateful for having a job, a partner, health and a roof over his head then he might come across as a better person. He just seems a bit nasty if I'm honest and very selfish.

Each to their own in how they live their lives but Christ he is a mood hoover.

 

[Madge2022]

I know I always say this, but those cupboard handles get me every bleeping time

Admitted last night on her stories too that if there’s a space she has to fill it. That’s nothing to brag about pal, you’ve got serious problems ask ya mate Lorna to coach you through them

Lots of space in his heid wit wi his tiny brain.

 

[#noinfluencer]

Happy Easter to THE funniest thread on here #factual

Was just thinking on what he said last night about he knows who watches without following and then he blocks.....the way he said it was like he got joy out of threatening people with a block. His account is so negative and toxic. He's always moaning, swearing, wishing the days away, moaning about how this app drains his time, NOT showing any actual cleaning and comes across a very jealous person to me. All those fake posts with "I need you to get up" etc blah blah are so not inspiring. Really why anyone gets Inspo from him or his account I genuinely don't know. Why is he so negative? Surely he'd get more enjoyment out of the app if he changed his vibe.

If he was more upbeat and just be grateful for having a job, a partner, health and a roof over his head then he might come across as a better person. He just seems a bit nasty if I'm honest and very selfish.

Each to their own in how they live their lives but Christ he is a mood hoover.

Imagine not only having the time but the actual energy to check who's been viewing your stories, then seeing if they're following you THEN blocking them if they don't - duck me, that's genuinely sad!

Oh, and that company is having a laugh sending him a bleeping spray bottle mock jibbit/jibbet for his Crocs!

 

[Rayne]

Ah thought that Derk wae in charge of his Instagram account fur him

 

[SuzyE]

Happy Easter to THE funniest thread on here #factual

Was just thinking on what he said last night about he knows who watches without following and then he blocks.....the way he said it was like he got joy out of threatening people with a block. His account is so negative and toxic. He's always moaning, swearing, wishing the days away, moaning about how this app drains his time, NOT showing any actual cleaning and comes across a very jealous person to me. All those fake posts with "I need you to get up" etc blah blah are so not inspiring. Really why anyone gets Inspo from him or his account I genuinely don't know. Why is he so negative? Surely he'd get more enjoyment out of the app if he changed his vibe.

If he was more upbeat and just be grateful for having a job, a partner, health and a roof over his head then he might come across as a better person. He just seems a bit nasty if I'm honest and very selfish.

Each to their own in how they live their lives but Christ he is a mood hoover.

I'd say he'll be a bitter, twisted old man when he's older, but he's already there