Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys

[Doodlebug71]

@Macmama Pure loving this new jurnee you have created hen ...am so invested oan this bespoke foreign holiday that we have bestowed oan us so aye wit will it be
Monzo fae Little Shittin pure feeling herself or NAE SHART ZONE fur oor minnochio
Maybe our resident digital creator can bastard his thumb heed oan @hopethishelpsallthebest

 

[Madge2022]

If Marion went abroad it wud huv tae be a place with a British pub so no tae upset his delicate stomach, beige food oanly wi an extra helping of salt. Dae they recognize shart cairds abroad, ah hope no and he sharts himsel' in the cludgie queue. #deserved

 

[puddleduck]

If Marion went abroad it wud huv tae be a place with a British pub so no tae upset his delicate stomach, beige food oanly wi an extra helping of salt. Dae they recognize shart cairds abroad, ah hope no and he sharts himsel' in the cludgie queue. #deserved

Looks like a Benidorm gal to me, (never been,) but Thailand would not suit at all. Can you just imagine?

 

[mammaof3]

He shat the bed after that monstrosity of a meal last neet then.

It's Thuraday today guys and dolls.

 

[Madge2022]

He shat the bed after that monstrosity of a meal last neet then.

It's Thuraday today guys and dolls.

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Well he's right on one thing, he needs a miracle tae get oot oaf Beirut towers

 

[HulaHannah]

bleep washings and clatty bespoke corners what a time to he alive Martian...you could have at least given the mop bucket a wee pump fur us whilst titty pumping so aye impower yersel hens

I'm worried that he's sharted, but because it's near the skirting board he's decided to leave it as he doesn't clean them. His skirting boards, his rules!

 

[bigmouth1927]

"Facking chunnne" God he makes me fanny shrivel in on itself and consume my fallopian tubes.

Take him back where? His mothers back bedroom or when he was double dropping Es at the sub club? Shut up, you utter labia.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Been quiet loveliees life has just took over lately, but been keeping up you tattle witches, spine bright n so forth. How are youse all?
Why does someone need a mop and a floor steamer for all 3 SQ foot floors in he's shed.

He's pathetic can't go on holiday... because the cat sorry but she would have a better life in a cattery more space, toys. Truth is Marion would just be affronted shown up to cattery with just Rayn and her special food because she's bespoke cat that has special dietary requirements.

Tons love speak soon! Isa!!

 

[SuzyE]

 

[GreaseSpot]

To go to the mythical lands of 'abroad' our antihero must get on a boat or a plane. However, first he needs a passport and those people don't allow his contractual editorially controlled filters on photos. Factual and nae debates.

 

[iris8]

Has anyone else noticed that on his stories he uses 2 different fonts?
1 from the laptop 1 from his phone?

 

[SuzyE]

He comes up with some stupid lines

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He comes up with some stupid lines

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As always, he tries to use the lingo that the cool kids use but gets it completely wrong.

Complete side note, I’m obsessed with Gemma on Tiktok and her always calling people a dusty gal.

 

[Runforestrun]

He’s had the craptop out again ma lovelies, another bespoke PowerPoint presentation for zoflora

 

[Ferguson]

To go to the mythical lands of 'abroad' our antihero must get on a boat or a plane. However, first he needs a passport and those people don't allow his contractual editorially controlled filters on photos. Factual and nae debates.

He could you'se this wan for his passport photo, nay filter but it was aboot 6 stone ago.

 

[AllieBee]

He could you'se this wan for his passport photo, nay filter but it was aboot 6 stone ago.

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Christ I don't know where to start. Eyebrows, enormous bulbous beak, the crusty lips, the mouthful of misshapen, rotten, grey, stinking teeth, the weird lump above his eyebrow. It's all so hideous.

 

[mammaof3]

He's learnt a new skill, he is now SSS with his bed changing trick.

Why has he laid his scarf on tha bed

He likes to mix his skincare treatments...

 

[Shrekssister]

He comes up with some stupid lines

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The vibe being fire damaged junkie flat in Beirut, factual

 

[Madge2022]

Well ma lovelies ah'd luv tae see wee Deek's skincare routine as he looks better than Marion and nae debates.

Bedtime already, dry humping must take longer than actual sex ...

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Well ma lovelies ah'd luv tae see wee Deek's skincare routine as he looks better than Marion and nae debates.

Bedtime already, dry humping must take longer than actual sex ...
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At least we know if his safe place burns to the ground it’s due to the friction from the polyester jammies.
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And who is bleeping taking a selfie in their bed before they goto sleep?