Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys

[Fanta lemon]

I have a confession to make lovelies.... Not only did I get birthday money for my 34th birthday.....but I bought a dyson hairdryer with it 🫣 I do have a lot more than 3 hairs though and positively was not influenced by Mario Please don't evict me from the funniest place on the Internet

 

[bigmouth1927]

I have a confession to make lovelies.... Not only did I get birthday money for my 34th birthday.....but I bought a dyson hairdryer with it 🫣 I do have a lot more than 3 hairs though and positively was not influenced by Mario Please don't evict me from the funniest place on the Internet

What about some wee hooker shoes for yourself? Can you be influenced into looking like a bleep? We'll have to consider allowing you to remain a member I'm afraid. You're as plausible as shart pants.

 

[Fanta lemon]

What about some wee hooker shoes for yourself? Can you be influenced into looking like a bleep? We'll have to consider allowing you to remain a member I'm afraid. You're as plausible as shart pants.

I don't even have the fiver left to treatit masel with those

 

[AllieBee]

So Maz shared that skincare woman's bawling video which she asked to be shared to manipulate people into buying her skincare. Nah thanks. I will not buy from people trying to manipulate. I would rather be influenced by @Madge2022 into buying a pot of Lyonsleaf which is fabulous and half the price of the rabbit woman. Not surprised she can't shift her stuff, it's way overpriced and the Instagram bubble has burst. She will just have to do what other businesses do and market her product properly, not cry and wail and expect it all to fall in her lap. So duck off influencer Maz you have not influenced me.

 

[Ferguson]

Saint Marion, saviour of small businesses has made a return...
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Can wan of you'se help me get tae ken who are the 'so many he's helped oan this app, give them mare of a platform'
And so forth

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

I have a confession to make lovelies.... Not only did I get birthday money for my 34th birthday.....but I bought a dyson hairdryer with it 🫣 I do have a lot more than 3 hairs though and positively was not influenced by Mario Please don't evict me from the funniest place on the Internet

I said tae my husband I’d love a dyson hairdryer so aye, but my hair is loooong. He told me tae duck off at that price.
You keep your power lovelie

 

[Poptart]

Can wan of you'se help me get tae ken who are the 'so many he's helped oan this app, give them mare of a platform'
And so forth

I've listed them in gif form

 

[HulaHannah]

Still can’t believe he uses a tea towel as his face cloth dirty bleep

Normal washcloth just clearly isn't big enough!

 

[Madge2022]

I have a confession to make lovelies.... Not only did I get birthday money for my 34th birthday.....but I bought a dyson hairdryer with it 🫣 I do have a lot more than 3 hairs though and positively was not influenced by Mario Please don't evict me from the funniest place on the Internet

Blocked and reported ma lovelie, it starts with a Dyson hairdryer and if we allow that then it'll be titty heart bumps next week. We ur daeing this fur yer ain good #fact
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So Maz shared that skincare woman's bawling video which she asked to be shared to manipulate people into buying her skincare. Nah thanks. I will not buy from people trying to manipulate. I would rather be influenced by @Madge2022 into buying a pot of Lyonsleaf which is fabulous and half the price of the rabbit woman. Not surprised she can't shift her stuff, it's way overpriced and the Instagram bubble has burst. She will just have to do what other businesses do and market her product properly, not cry and wail and expect it all to fall in her lap. So duck off influencer Maz you have not influenced me.

Check me oot being an influencer, auld greedy chops will be inviting me tae London, might get wee Deek tae escort me hame

 

[AllieBee]

Still can’t believe he uses a tea towel as his face cloth dirty bleep

Well you've seen the size of his hooter! I'm surprised a tea towel is big enough for that giant beak, maybe he should try a bath sheet

 

[muscadet]

I drove by the bedsit tonight cause I was trying to miss the traffic on the main road and I had a glance at his close (Glasgow name for the building he resides in) and thought to maself wonder what him and Deek are up to the night, that’s when I realised i needed to get a life

 

[jxhx]

Can wan of you'se help me get tae ken who are the 'so many he's helped oan this app, give them mare of a platform'
And so forth

B&M and Home Bargains to name two..#IYDKTGTK

 

[sadsoupbowl]

Well hens it looks like Marion’s hairdresser is now mobile. Keep you power.

 

[Sloppys]

Oh ffs I’m oan ma holidays in NYC and I told mr sloppys I had been influenced to go to a certain bar. His response was had that wee Scottish Maz been here? I had to tell him he’s never been further than Blackpool. Mortified ma lovelies.

 

[Im_Not_Joking_Btch]

He shat the bed after that monstrosity of a meal last neet then.

It's Thuraday today guys and dolls.

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If that’s a memory foam mattress ma lovelie I bet you it drinks to forget

 

[Madge2022]

I drove by the bedsit tonight cause I was trying to miss the traffic on the main road and I had a glance at his close (Glasgow name for the building he resides in) and thought to maself wonder what him and Deek are up to the night, that’s when I realised i needed to get a life

Wuz there a wee robin chapping the close door trying tae get in?

 

[Manbagzda]

Can wan of you'se help me get tae ken who are the 'so many he's helped oan this app, give them mare of a platform'
And so forth

Premier Inn ma hen, he put them oan the map so aye nae debates oan ma page!!!!!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Premier Inn ma hen, he put them oan the map so aye nae debates oan ma page!!!!!

Not forgetting semi chem ,nathan Todd, avamay, ballybrows, woodhill dental centre the list is endless so aye and so forth

 

[Madge2022]

Premier Inn ma hen, he put them oan the map so aye nae debates oan ma page!!!!!

I need tae get ken this story ma lovelie.
Otherwise my imagination is thinking Marion stole Lenny Henry's premier inn gig!

 

[Manbagzda]

I need tae get ken this story ma lovelie.
Otherwise my imagination is thinking Marion stole Lenny Henry's premier inn gig!

He got some pillows and a few others got some too, copying him. He started complaining in his I'm fiiiiiiiiine voice about how other people oan tiktak app earn commission from sales of the pillows but he didn't. Tagged them a few times but nothing but he made out he'd earned them hunners and thoooosans of poonds xxx