Wits right w him ma lovlie? x
Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys
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A blue tick wanker and nae debates. #mapostmarulesMmmm Gabriels
Who on earth eats chips as a side to Nachos?
Happy T H U R A D A Y ma lovelies.
Hope you'se are aww well..
What a surprise, fatty sharted the bed... x
Hope you'se are aww well..
What a surprise, fatty sharted the bed... x
Must have been a massive shart last night to need the mop bucket out, factual
The doorframes!!
bespoke wealth ma luvlies!
bespoke wealth ma luvlies!
Sorry but who changes their flairs cleaner with the seasons? Am I doing something wrong?
I wonder where he keeps that big duck off mop bucket
Derek has a bath in it I reckon.I wonder where he keeps that big duck off mop bucket
bleep washings and clatty bespoke corners what a time to he alive Martian...you could have at least given the mop bucket a wee pump fur us whilst titty pumping so aye impower yersel hens
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Madge hen if ye dinae ken that’s oor scary mahari from the nauld, face like a meltit welly hen so aye!!!!!
Take him back WHERE? He almost certainly listened to that music when it was released in his bedroom either at his parents house or his aunts? Is he saying he heard it when he was clubbing in Ibiza or something? Stupid little toad.
Take him back tae castlevecchis two weeks ago where they played it over the tinny sound system while he inhaled his pickled onions hen
Ah'd recognise that misfit jaw anywhere, even when she is cosplaying Jeffrey Dahmer ma lovelieMadge hen if ye dinae ken that’s oor scary mahari from the nauld, face like a meltit welly hen so aye!!!!!
Am,pure excited hen at the impending auld granny fashun shower the GC so ayeAh'd recognise that misfit jaw anywhere, even when she is cosplaying Jeffrey Dahmer ma lovelie
Sometimes I click on random threads on here and just read about someone I have no idea about, can you imagine someone doing that with this thread? We’ve got our ain language. Factual, nae debates
That's how I found this thread! I don't comment a lot because I'm not half as witty as most of you. Marion is something else for sure.
Ma luvlies, do we think this is the year fur a wee abroad jurnee? Ahm honestly so investeted 
- The jurnee tae the airport on the bus wae the new sootcase
- 6am treatit breakfast with a pint fur wee Deek so he doesn’t cry oan the plane
- Marion dancing doon the aisle tae Jess Glynn obvs
- Or mibbes he’ll be Ayrshire loyal and go tae Prestwick, so we’ll get a jurnee wae that small business Ryanair
- Marion sharting herself at 30000ft and destroying the onboard facilities
- Bespoke onboard tapas tray fur lunch
- Picture fae the plane door telling us it’s ho-at wae Marion in his woodlouse co-at
- Getting turned away at the border as Marion’s no got parental permission tae take Deek abroad
Martin, if ye want tae save yer dying page, look nae further than a trip tae that place abroad! We’d all watch! So aye!
- The jurnee tae the airport on the bus wae the new sootcase
- 6am treatit breakfast with a pint fur wee Deek so he doesn’t cry oan the plane
- Marion dancing doon the aisle tae Jess Glynn obvs
- Or mibbes he’ll be Ayrshire loyal and go tae Prestwick, so we’ll get a jurnee wae that small business Ryanair
- Marion sharting herself at 30000ft and destroying the onboard facilities
- Bespoke onboard tapas tray fur lunch
- Picture fae the plane door telling us it’s ho-at wae Marion in his woodlouse co-at
- Getting turned away at the border as Marion’s no got parental permission tae take Deek abroad
Martin, if ye want tae save yer dying page, look nae further than a trip tae that place abroad! We’d all watch! So aye!
Good lord, can you imagine being stuck on a flight with him screeching behind you? I think I would have to pop several sedatives just to get through it.Ma luvlies, do we think this is the year fur a wee abroad jurnee? Ahm honestly so investeted
- The jurnee tae the airport on the bus wae the new sootcase
- 6am treatit breakfast with a pint fur wee Deek so he doesn’t cry oan the plane
- Marion dancing doon the aisle tae Jess Glynn obvs
- Or mibbes he’ll be Ayrshire loyal and go tae Prestwick, so we’ll get a jurnee wae that small business Ryanair
- Marion sharting herself at 30000ft and destroying the onboard facilities
- Bespoke onboard tapas tray fur lunch
- Picture fae the plane door telling us it’s ho-at wae Marion in his woodlouse co-at
- Getting turned away at the border as Marion’s no got parental permission tae take Deek abroad
Martin, if ye want tae save yer dying page, look nae further than a trip tae that place abroad! We’d all watch! So aye!
Clutching ma bespoke beak at that! That's how ah feel when ah watch Scottish TikTok and ah'm Scoattish
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Read the wiki for sum Marionisms and get tae ken and join in ma lovelie
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