Gives me the creeps - him sat in the freezing, mouldy bedsit in his housecoat, perving over other men oan the internet.
Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Beard? Beard?? bleeping hell he doesny have enough hair on his heid, it will a bumfluff beard!
Even though this app isnae ma joab.
Ah've goggled this tae pop here in case oor @hopethishelpsallthebest wants tae do anything with it.as a treatit for us all
Ah've goggled this tae pop here in case oor @hopethishelpsallthebest wants tae do anything with it.as a treatit for us all
He hates stubble on himself he needs to keep clean appearance all the time. He's a walking contradiction
clutchin ma beak at the thought of thy little wazzock waiting outside the polis stashun with a bunch of half deed flowers.
Maz imagining mr brick shitehouse is tearing him in half while little gingivitis witch is rimming him, bringing him flowers and gifts to London to escort him home.. deek you’re a mug mate!
---
Sorry fae the mental image ma lovelies but sharing is caring anaw
Maz imagining mr brick shitehouse is tearing him in half while little gingivitis witch is rimming him, bringing him flowers and gifts to London to escort him home.. deek you’re a mug mate!
---
Sorry fae the mental image ma lovelies but sharing is caring anaw
Honest ta goad hen I feel like bleaching ma eyes the noooo !!! Nae debates on this wan!!!
Am sorry hen, a really need to sit doon and get some class
Ain lane Isa doll, daily record oanly run stories on real celebs like I Marion and Suzie Stiletto McGuire and nae debates!Catch my story in the daily record with the finance that groomed me. Poor Mr Isa feeling like a cradle snatcher now. Tbf it did raise a few eyebrows with age difference of few years but older now so don't seem bad now
Take a break mite dae a wee photi shoot wi youse #soaye
---
Wit Marion and wee Deek think they look like, compared tae the truth.Even though this app isnae ma joab.
Ah've goggled this tae pop here in case oor @hopethishelpsallthebest wants tae do anything with it.as a treatit for us all
View attachment 1915721
Funny how we mention milk tray man and then he does
Hi Marion ma lovelie, wit's yer favourite number, ah like 58 #gettaeken
Tight fucker never had gifts for Derek does he. Always himself. Molton brown couple weeks ago. Flowers. Only thing he’s ever got him is cream eggs that he ate. Selfish Marion! Your selfish!!!Lies once again!! We aw know Deek is prolly no allowed control er his ain credit caird so he’s went and bought them himsel so aye!!
Suzie McGuire! That’s a wee blast from Clyde 1 past for me there! I just googled her oan the app that is google to see whit she’s daein noo and looks like she’s been fired for being caught singing f**k the huns
Deek wid no be impressed. A bit of bespoke west of Scotland bigotry for us all. Stay in yer ain bigoted lains ma luvlies 
Looking is all he can do, because l highly doubt he'd give his ugly mug a second glance
Those flowers were half dead and they were trying to get rid of them. Nae debates.
‘Steamed all the bedroom crapets’, so all 2 inch squared of it then Marion.
We know that flats tiny, but come on. They must have to maneuver themselves around that bedroom like an obstacle course. It's friggin tiny! 
Wrong angle to show on the gram Mario, but now we know how small it really is
Wrong angle to show on the gram Mario, but now we know how small it really is
Christ, size a my arse I’d have to go sideways roond that bed and nae debates
What is dis? Is it his crocs and a wee blanket? People have tae know! He must have wee piles of stuff crammed into every little nook and cranny. Also, looks like your skirting board is hanging off Mazda.
So “gutting” the Bedsit doesn’t include cleaning the oven! Right got it 
Jesus how the hell do you get in that room? There is a path around the bed and that us the floor space. Clearly too much crap in the room. The general rule is to put furniture appropriate to the size of the room. I am kelly hoppen nae debatesWe know that flats tiny, but come on. They must have to maneuver themselves around that bedroom like an obstacle course. It's friggin tiny!
Wrong angle to show on the gram Mario, but now we know how small it really is
View attachment 1916733
- Status