Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie

[paperbackwriter89]

Treatit his new followers to some actual cleaning - funny how we’ve aw been saying he daes none, then he’s guttin the bedsit.
That’ll be him done now for the year.

 

[Freefalling]

That wee bedsit is needing demolished, it's done, nae debates the woodwork looks like it's coming off the wall and what a paint job

Every corner is packed with utter tit, no air is circulating, they're 100% going on a smelly, mouldy damp journey.

His journey is no ma fight but I'm absolutely here for it, buying all the tat in Home Bargains is like putting cheap ass glitter on a steaming pile of poo

Deluded pair of half wits

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£100 for a mop that he uses for approximately 4 metres, please someone cut his cards up, he could wipe it with 1 bloody floor wipe

 

[AuntieSocial]

So “gutting” the Bedsit doesn’t include cleaning the oven! Right got it
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Given he rarely cooks his own dinner, I think it's been considerably longer than 2 months since he last cleaned that oven

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Jeeez, bet they have to combat roll into the bed

 

[Sloppys]

So in his already mouldy bedroom he’s steamed the carpet? Does he just not get it. Steam = water = more excess water in the air = Mold! Can’t imagine he’s flung all his windows open either.

 

[Pepsi]

We know that flats tiny, but come on. They must have to maneuver themselves around that bedroom like an obstacle course. It's friggin tiny!

Wrong angle to show on the gram Mario, but now we know how small it really is

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This will be a high footfall area and nae debates

 

[no flouncing]

What is dis? Is it his crocs and a wee blanket? People have tae know! He must have wee piles of stuff crammed into every little nook and cranny. Also, looks like your skirting board is hanging off Mazda.

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Looks like slippers and a wee hot water bottle to get aw cosy with hen!

 

[iris8]

So “gutting” the Bedsit doesn’t include cleaning the oven! Right got it
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David from the cat piss cottage was going on about oven cleaning yesterday.

Stealing content again Mario.

 

[One-of-hunners]

Fs
Hes blind - loves being a car passenger (for the sights)
Hes got mold - steams his carpet in winter.

I know he's thick but he can't be that thick to steam his carpets in winter when he's already complaining of mold.

Also that oven isn't just 2 months worth! I won't lie I don't clean my oven all that often and I definitely use it much more than he uses his and mine isn't that bad after 2 months!

Take it he's living up to the account name for the new followers wonder when he'll give up.

 

[L00kform3]

Nah duck off that ovens not been cleaned for longer than two months.

 

[Pepsi]

What the feck is this squiggle? is it meant ta be a Hinch heart but his hauns are shakin so much this wis the best he could dae?
All these horrible bad fur the planet products (i prefer good auld bicarb) just think whit money he could be making if any of the brands actually wanted tae work wi the fecker. So aye

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Thread suggestion
The flats been #guttit
He's done the steamin
To show new followers he does the cleanin #treatit

 

[Poptart]

What the feck is this squiggle? is it meant ta be a Hinch heart but his hauns are shakin so much this wis the best he could dae?
All these horrible bad fur the planet products (i prefer good auld bicarb) just think whit money he could be making if any of the brands actually wanted tae work wi the fecker. So aye
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Thread suggestion
The flats been #guttit
He's done the steamin
To show new followers he does the cleanin #treatit

If @hopethishelpsallthebest doesn't Photoshop that into a cock and balls I'll be pure affronted.

 

[Rayne]

She’s feeling herself the day hens, nearly took ma eye out with her titty pumping

 

[peachy-keen]

brushes hair and it doesn’t change shape or position

proceeds to shart

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Of course you were going to post it, wouldn’t have recorded it otherwise would ya, ya wee wanker!

 

[puddleduck]

How many products on that face??
And the television could use a clean.

 

[Rocketllama]

He gets a dry face cause he’s in a “cleaning environment” all day? Is he scrubbing the toilets wi his face??

 

[Pepsi]

Whits he like sittin in that shart coloured hoosecoat tryin ta sell something hes actually getting paid to do.
Swearing away and disnay even ken whit the product is being marketed fur, so aye classy right enough
I really dont ken why Hannah bothers with him. Hes hopeless.

 

[AllieBee]

He gets a dry face cause he’s in a “cleaning environment” all day? Is he scrubbing the toilets wi his face??

His heid ma lovelie. He's not styled like a bog brush for nothing so aye

 

[teaandgoss101]

“I just dried my hair” I’ve got more hair on my eyebrows than he has that head. He is such a deluded little twit

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The dancing I’m cringing.

The cotton pad sounds like sand paper against his skin