Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie

[menopausalmargrit]

He got on a four hour train Ann.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ahv taken the liberty of mocking up the front cover and so forth.

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Published hen.

 

[Im_Not_Joking_Btch]

Mario should write a book.

OK

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The little scruffy cunts, en route home. Piss off back to Beirut where you've clearly left your so called disabilities, you fat walrus. And invest in a decent top, you can see your fat little titties and burger nipples (not ma quote - @Babybail93 is very fond of his burger nipples and so forth.)

 

[Rayne]

Surely the next thread has to be

Cleaning with Mario #92 “He never goes anywhere outside his hometown” ~ Missgreedy 2023

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Lets hope for more adventures.

 

[paperbackwriter89]

stop it now

 

[Pepsi]

Caption this
Stacy - "Mario, you poor bastard living in that flat in Beirut, you could have had a Pickle cottage if you had fleeced everyone like we do"
Mario - "oan yoursel hen, we move"
Hinch - "I can't understand a word the he says"

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Massive woodlouse on the loose in London

All I'm picturing now hen. #influencer

 

[mrsbucket]

A book? A BOOK?? Aye Ann, he can barely string a quote together for a reel, but he’s currently penning the next ‘The Secret’. Have a word wae ya self Ann

Ahv taken the liberty of mocking up the front cover and so forth.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Youse have made ma day I'm only catching up cos I had to do ma job that is ma job today after our big adventure to London for a night but this is pure class, Marionton Bear, the nakey tracksuit, Harry Potter had a bigger space under the stairs than his hotel room and Maria's Adventures- what a way to start the year with Martin keep it coming
Btw also need to change my PP thanks hen

His nakey tracksuit is pure stunning ma wee hen.

 

[Babybail93]

He got on a four hour train Ann.

A book? A BOOK?? Aye Ann, he can barely string a quote together for a reel, but he’s currently penning the next ‘The Secret’. Have a word wae ya self Ann

 

[teaandgoss101]

THE SUBWAY …THE FUCKING SUBWAY ! As a Londoner I want to punch him in the throat

 

[menopausalmargrit]

NOT THE SINGLE BED!!! Showing it off like it’s a suite at The Savoy!

 

[Ferguson]

These people are fucking stunning, behave Mazda.

Solomon needs a shower & a decent bra.

Her sister looks dead.

Greedy is wearing plastic shorts, which are riding up her chuff.

Hinch is 8ft tall, dressed up as a pirate and has a mean girls resting bitch face.

We just needed that wonky melted face Maw tae complete the set.
Pyoor stunning, aye.

 

[Poptart]

Derek came to bring him home on a train that literally goes all the way in one go.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

LOL

 

[Whats the 411]

Rayn living her best life round at her uncle Johnny’s

 

[paperbackwriter89]

“Beirut nights & sharty shites”
An autobiography by Mario McKnight.
I’ll buy it and display it oan my console table next tae the Christmas chocolates.

 

[paperbackwriter89]

In fairness tae her, am the same - after you’ve been oan holiday, you come back hame, no food in the house, sick of eating foreign food and just want some of your own countries comfort food. #longhaul