When hes putting the eye cream on, the way the filter fails and shows the foreheid wrinkles coming and going 
Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie
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Howling at him combing his hair and it literally bounced right back into position.
I don't think he has dry skin I think he thinks he has dry skin but it's actually just wee bits of stubble coming through if he didn't shave '6 days' a week then maybe his skin wouldn't be dry?
Why with H does he keep going on about we changed products, we're doing this and that. There is no Marion new products out with new range so stop acting like it's your business also Mario. Going on about mother's day when it's for Valentines. Worse rep ever.
Deed Deek been out since 6am comes home to the be dragged about shops. Honestly I'd be telling Mr Isa to do one or take himself to shops he's a big boy now.
I don't think he has dry skin I think he thinks he has dry skin but it's actually just wee bits of stubble coming through if he didn't shave '6 days' a week then maybe his skin wouldn't be dry?
Why with H does he keep going on about we changed products, we're doing this and that. There is no Marion new products out with new range so stop acting like it's your business also Mario. Going on about mother's day when it's for Valentines. Worse rep ever.
Deed Deek been out since 6am comes home to the be dragged about shops. Honestly I'd be telling Mr Isa to do one or take himself to shops he's a big boy now.
Is this next year's Christmas theme? 
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It would give me claustrophobia having all that shite piled high in every little space.Is this next year's Christmas theme?
So he needs to book an appointment with 'Brooss' to 'get seen to' 
Much as I am not a fan of the orange one with scarlet gums, he really is getting treated as a doormat. Not good enough to be Marions plus one in London but good enough to travel down on the train to accompany him home. Marion publicly shares images of the men he is gagging over whilst all cosy under his fleece wanket, which is demeaning to his finance presumably sitting beside him.
Derek takes presents to Marion in London after watching his stories of him out on the town with Hannah and off to the luvvies book launch, and brings him flowers presumably after watch Marion getting all hot and steamy over fellas he fancies.
We get fed up of the 'I'm no an influencer', 'the opportunities I have turned down', 'its not for me', etc but is he constantly pushing that in Dereks face about what he could do, the opportunities he could have, the places he could go with the riches he could make now he has his Woodhill teeth, lips filled, wrinkles paralysed, lashes lifted and bespoke brows. Perhaps Derek keeps buying treats, flowers, Uggs etc to keep the wee shart sweet as none of Marions rant about what he could do or its 'no for him' ever include "THEM" it is always "HIM"
Much as I am not a fan of the orange one with scarlet gums, he really is getting treated as a doormat. Not good enough to be Marions plus one in London but good enough to travel down on the train to accompany him home. Marion publicly shares images of the men he is gagging over whilst all cosy under his fleece wanket, which is demeaning to his finance presumably sitting beside him.
Derek takes presents to Marion in London after watching his stories of him out on the town with Hannah and off to the luvvies book launch, and brings him flowers presumably after watch Marion getting all hot and steamy over fellas he fancies.
We get fed up of the 'I'm no an influencer', 'the opportunities I have turned down', 'its not for me', etc but is he constantly pushing that in Dereks face about what he could do, the opportunities he could have, the places he could go with the riches he could make now he has his Woodhill teeth, lips filled, wrinkles paralysed, lashes lifted and bespoke brows. Perhaps Derek keeps buying treats, flowers, Uggs etc to keep the wee shart sweet as none of Marions rant about what he could do or its 'no for him' ever include "THEM" it is always "HIM"
I could no sleep wae ma heid that close tae the door (bedroom door, no front door. Although you could kiss the letterboax fram the bed too)
We use our oven, and it doesn't get cleaned that often other than pulling out the liner once a week or fortnight, but the door looks nothing like that...and the grill tray would NEVER be left after being used (and we don't really cook fatty meat products on it but would still not leave it like that
). There is no way that is 2 months when he is out most meals and is meant to be obsessed with his airfryer.And am I doing things wrong? I rarely need to use products and hard scrubbers on my hob. Wipe it over with WUL/water and cloth once it's cooled! For someone 'gutting' the bedsit all the time, why would you need chemicals and harsh scrubbers? I don't even pretend to be a cleaner! Anything for another story trying desperately to be noticed by chemical companies!
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I think Deek likes company and the thought of being in a relationship. I believe Mario is simply there for a roof over his head and extra petty cash!So he needs to book an appointment with 'Brooss' to 'get seen to'
Much as I am not a fan of the orange one with scarlet gums, he really is getting treated as a doormat. Not good enough to be Marions plus one in London but good enough to travel down on the train to accompany him home. Marion publicly shares images of the men he is gagging over whilst all cosy under his fleece wanket, which is demeaning to his finance presumably sitting beside him.
Derek takes presents to Marion in London after watching his stories of him out on the town with Hannah and off to the luvvies book launch, and brings him flowers presumably after watch Marion getting all hot and steamy over fellas he fancies.
We get fed up of the 'I'm no an influencer', 'the opportunities I have turned down', 'its not for me', etc but is he constantly pushing that in Dereks face about what he could do, the opportunities he could have, the places he could go with the riches he could make now he has his Woodhill teeth, lips filled, wrinkles paralysed, lashes lifted and bespoke brows. Perhaps Derek keeps buying treats, flowers, Uggs etc to keep the wee shart sweet as none of Marions rant about what he could do or its 'no for him' ever include "THEM" it is always "HIM"
Did he get a wiff of his ahole?
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I've just realised why he's so hyper and getting so excited to shop. It was the first pay day of the year yesterday.
That oven is definitely longer than 2 month's. We all know he's a filthy bastard, so there's no fooling us
The brush through the few strands hair HAHAHAHA
Mario l wouldn't bother
The clip of him. Bet Andrew is ripping him to shreds looking like that
That oven is definitely longer than 2 month's. We all know he's a filthy bastard, so there's no fooling us
The brush through the few strands hair HAHAHAHA
Mario l wouldn't bother 
The clip of him. Bet Andrew is ripping him to shreds looking like that
Does he not clean the tray after every use? Ah ken ah'm no a cleanfluencer like him, so mebbes ah'm daeing it aw rang cleaning it each time and ah shud leave it bogging fur two months.Given he rarely cooks his own dinner, I think it's been considerably longer than 2 months since he last cleaned that oven
State of them eyebrows!
He's a weird looking little troll
I thought it looked like the view the toilet water sees when he sits doon fur a shart.
Mario's hoop must be the stairway to heaven for Deek to treat him so well. I canny faddum what else he sees in him.So he needs to book an appointment with 'Brooss' to 'get seen to'
Much as I am not a fan of the orange one with scarlet gums, he really is getting treated as a doormat. Not good enough to be Marions plus one in London but good enough to travel down on the train to accompany him home. Marion publicly shares images of the men he is gagging over whilst all cosy under his fleece wanket, which is demeaning to his finance presumably sitting beside him.
Derek takes presents to Marion in London after watching his stories of him out on the town with Hannah and off to the luvvies book launch, and brings him flowers presumably after watch Marion getting all hot and steamy over fellas he fancies.
We get fed up of the 'I'm no an influencer', 'the opportunities I have turned down', 'its not for me', etc but is he constantly pushing that in Dereks face about what he could do, the opportunities he could have, the places he could go with the riches he could make now he has his Woodhill teeth, lips filled, wrinkles paralysed, lashes lifted and bespoke brows. Perhaps Derek keeps buying treats, flowers, Uggs etc to keep the wee shart sweet as none of Marions rant about what he could do or its 'no for him' ever include "THEM" it is always "HIM"
That's aw I'm saying the day and so forth.
Snakes oan this app compromising his safety and exposing his Xmas theme 11 months in advance!!Is this next year's Christmas theme?
"I'm gonna spend some 🤌 petty cash 🤌
He's an idiot sandwich, so aye!
He's an idiot sandwich, so aye!
I am no major fan of Maw Rendall (Tattle thread is available) but her Ava May advert is much better. Mazdas has the old product more prominent than the new ones and he doesn’t include his discount code, unless you listen to his waaaaafle. This is why he can’t make money on this app. He hasn’t a clue.
He is really going for it the day.
His new followers are still fooking off though.
and Sophie Hinchliffe didna invent cleaning products ya twit.
His new followers are still fooking off though.
and Sophie Hinchliffe didna invent cleaning products ya twit.
He said he's been going on deep cleaning but only 2 hours worth of stories. Don't believe took him 4 hours to do all that today I'd believe it if he had rearranged the furniture but no sofa slab is still blocking radiator.
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