Thanks tae oor wee babby gurul @Whenthelightsturntostars fae this bespoke title wae the most votes, in honour of oor wee hobbits 24hr trip tae London. So aye
Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie
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Brilliant!
Am pure affronted ma bespoke thread title didnae get picked,so aye,but we move 
Itβll be youse turn soon hen. Remember, baby steps lead tae great things and memories and so forth and so ayeAm pure affronted ma bespoke thread title didnae get picked,so aye,but we move
Hold your phone high my lovely and live your life like it should be livedAm pure affronted ma bespoke thread title didnae get picked,so aye,but we move
Aye hen I needtae remember this app is no ma fuhl time joab,itβll be ma turn to spine bright soon enough ma lovlie
Aye a bespoke distraction so the DWP donβt come buzzin own his ring doorbell askin why he can travel ti London dressed as a drumstick lolly without a carer henDerek came to bring him home on a train that literally goes all the way in one go.
Cannae wait fur wit the year ahead will have in store fur oor fav fat bleep⦠Maldives? Christmas in New York? European city Christmas Markets? Clydebank?
Now Iβve got the come down fear that itβs only 17th Jan and sheβs been oot for drinks, met a fan and got a star, had a hoose guest, been for meals, been to LONDON FFS! seen a show, met his idols, what the actual duck can top this month
All the next year will hold now is constant βtakkkkeeeee maaaaaeeeee baaaaackβ memories of London, until Christmas in August
Baby steps noo Maggie doll, we dinny even get the Glesga Christmas markets last year... We'll be hearing a this 24 hours in London fir years tae come, it's the furthest he's travelled since Blackpool (cos we aw know Ibiza wis a lie).
Anyway, wit a day eh ma luvlies?! Oor wee Maz creaming his Y-fronts er the instahuns and getting pics way them, al no be surprised if he prints them oot and tries to put the pics oan another glass bauble. He'll be gawn inty work giddy as can be trying tae flex that he met 'celebrities' and in fact they're so close 'LIT THAT
' bleeping delusional wee loser at the end a the day. Zoph and Stace will be gawn back tae their mansions tae slag him oaf aw night but aye spine bright hens 
The little scruffy cunts, en route home. Piss off back to Beirut where you've clearly left your so called disabilities, you fat walrus. And invest in a decent top, you can see your fat little titties and burger nipples (not ma quote - @Babybail93 is very fond of his burger nipples and so forth.)
That's all we're gonna hear
that whiney nasally irritating voice 
I reckon they've booked a wee room for the night
Am pure affronted ma bespoke thread title didnae get picked,so aye,but we move
's aw ower this app and nae debates. Dinni fash though, wan day ye mite be invited tae the big city tae meet randoms fur efternin tea and get yer OH tae spend hauf a day oan the train tae pick ye up. If Jimmy Savile wuz still alive #gbnf ah'd arrange this fur ye ma lovelie 
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Cleaning with Mario #92 βHe never goes anywhere outside his hometownβ ~ Missgreedy 2023
Cleaning with Mario #92 βHe never goes anywhere outside his hometownβ ~ Missgreedy 2023
@hopethishelpsallthebest can I just say, what a laugh you've given us all with these belters. It's nae your job but it should be, you are one talented troll 
Listen to me ma lovelie, this is a companionship relationship only. There'll be no slinging a cocktail sausage down Marion's gaping hole and so forth.That's all we're gonna hear
I reckon they've booked a wee room for the night
Aye nae hanky panky the night hen. His arse will be lit a blood orange way the travel shits running right through him. Exit only hole so, aye...
He got on a four hour train Ann.
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A book? A BOOK?? Aye Ann, he can barely string a quote together for a reel, but heβs currently penning the next βThe Secretβ. Have a word wae ya self Ann
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