She's bloody private oan that app! Influencer ma backside, she needs tae get tae ken fae Marion and nae debates.
Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie
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Absolutely clutching ma bespoke beak at hoo close the bed is tae the letter box.
Pokey wee hovel.
But it's his safe place and so forth
Pokey wee hovel.
But it's his safe place and so forth
Just had a quick read. She sounds bleeping mental! Even worse than Mario. Can’t believe the selfish bleep is private on that app
Wee Derek reading Tattle and absalootly guttit we aw hate him 
. Never mind, dolly loves ye
. Never mind, dolly loves ye
Ugh, he's doing that weird, whiney kids voice in the video...' l want a dog soooooo muuuuuuch'. It's so creepy 
Huvin a bespoke chuckle imagining oor Mazda pounding the Paisley streets wi a Great Dane in tow. He’s that wee he’d be riding it like a horse
All animals love deed Deek but absolutely hate you ya wee cretin. And stop with the bleeping whining voice, it’s weird!
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I imagine a rogue staffy called Bella running aboot the wasteland that is Beirut. A wee bespoke diamanté collar for her. Specialist dog food along way baby gurl Rayn’s. The dug shitting in his bedroom carpet, an excuse tae get a brand new one #treatit. Taking wee bella on his autumn walks tae protect him fae the wild, rabid blind nikita dugs than run Paisley amok
Never contact this number again!
I mean I wouldn’t want him at the end of a crisis line if I was on the brink of suicide I know that much
Mario to a suicidal person - “ Listen ma lovlie these are your problems not mine. Ye need to stay in your own lane. I have it worst with my bespoke Ibs that is actually a result of me eaten pure shite , now stop ringing this number or I’ll block you” - instantly puts the phone down
A gypsy cob tethered to the lampost would suit him nicely. He could ride it down to the CastelVeechi!
I hope it absolutely chews him up that cameltoe and Johnny have the same dug breed and that it’s the breed he dreams of. They’ve got hooses Mazda hen, and some space for a dog! Unlike you stuck in that padded cell. There’s barely enough room for Rayn, fs! How come that isn’t enough to inspire him to save every penny to get out of the bedsit!? 
It's to save the embarrassment oaf the postie seeing loose boabbies ma lovelei. Strangler fingers ur perfect reach.Absolutely clutching ma bespoke beak at hoo close the bed is tae the letter box.
Pokey wee hovel.
But it's his safe place and so forth
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The wan time the postie wanted a rottweiler around tae bite aff the
#bitetheboabbie---
#cosy #soayeI hope it absolutely chews him up that cameltoe and Johnny have the same dug breed and that it’s the breed he dreams of. They’ve got hooses Mazda hen, and some space for a dog! Unlike you stuck in that padded cell. There’s barely enough room for Rayn, fs! How come that isn’t enough to inspire him to save every penny to get out of the bedsit!?
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He waaantsss onnnne. He wants a ''beeshoong'' lol Fuckwit.
Every animal love Deek.
Every animal love Deek.
What's this? Is oor Deek a long but thin boy?!!
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Whits that in Deek's pocket, no his phone as he's on it, is he pleased to read oor messages
Only dog he needs is a guide dog seen as he’s practically blind
Soz oor Madge, just sort of jumped out at me! That's a boaby oor Maz would.be proud of
Looks like a vape my lovely canny be smoking the green stuff in Johnny’s hooseWhits that in Deek's pocket, no his phone as he's on it, is he pleased to read oor messages
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