Could be outta ma lane, hen, I'm sure Essex's answer to wee Marion, did send her bespoke bedlinen, as featured on this app via his stories, it's no ma job, so I canne be sure.
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Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie
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Ffs it's y'all why can't he get nothing right bet it even came up y'all on his phone and he changed it to ya all. Honestly how sad are these people wondering where a stranger from online that is an influencer but isnae influencer is at.Insta can't be arsed with you either, you whinge bag
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And then security steps in and asks him to move along for the next person, followed by Mario saying 'Do you know who l am?!'
In a huff because Mrs.H not gave him a v.i.p invite.
Shaking like a shitting dug (blind Nikita)
Water all over the bespoke flairs. Dripping doon ontae the junkies.
Cooncil ripping his letter box oaf again tae gain entry.
He’ll prolly try get his nieces affa Krystal for a day so he doesny look *as weird*, keeping in mind his nieces are tweens I’m sure but aye they pure love Hinch and her book… and oor Maz conveniently was in silverburn with them on that day
I can awready here him rattling aboot trying to set up a cheeseboard, bleeping wee weirdo.
I can awready here him rattling aboot trying to set up a cheeseboard, bleeping wee weirdo.Wonder if he has purchased a ticket or been bombarding the Hinch DM with pretty please messages. 
HeartbrokenHappy reading
Cleaning with Mario #77 Shine bright like a £4 neon yellow pepper
Was I dreaming ma lovelies or did Martin not buy a winter coat at the start of this year and say he was he was putting it away for this winter? 🤔 ma lovelie, you read ma mind. Ahm sure he bought 2winter coats last spring to put away - and am sure one was a grey sleeping bag…… just like his...tattle.life
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Hinch will hunner percent ghost him again. And Maz will try and save face by saying his inbox wasny working and that's why he didn't meet up with his pretend bestie. Calling it the noo hens!
Ma loveleis, how have I never noticed the bespoke barbed wire chandelier? Beirut Boudoir vibes so aye xx
What would his hunners of fans do without that daily shot of his bed 
That throw looks like it belongs in a nursing home. Absolutely bogging.
Speak for yousel hen, I personally don’t know wit day it is without oor Maz posting it!! So ayeWhat would his hunners of fans do without that daily shot of his bed
Roll oan 9pm?! 
must be away up the road tae the brothers cash in hand joab after the polis polishing today. #workhardshartharder
must be away up the road tae the brothers cash in hand joab after the polis polishing today. #workhardshartharder
Ah'm a bit concerned how much we ken aboot Marion, he cud be oor specialist subject on Mastermind.
#wekenhimsowell
#wekenhimsowell
5 “fucks” in a 15 second story. I’m not prudish when it comes to swearing, the c word being my favourite word so aye. But why when I hear him swear does it make me cringe so much, the wee little potty mouthed gremlin.
I know why he’s anxious, because he had a flurry of followers off the back of our soph and they are dropping like flies. I think the come down has commenced and I think this is going to be a big one
if he wasn’t such a twit I’d feel sorry for him, Instagram clearly isn’t for him, he says so himself, so why doesn’t he just get rid of his account? It’s not like it’s his lively hood, he doesn’t make any money off it (if you aren’t such a moaning, potty mouthed gremlin Mario you might get a few more brands approach you)
It’s a cleaning account and Iv never once seen him clean, that’s not me being dramatic either, I have literally NEVER seen him clean.
I know why he’s anxious, because he had a flurry of followers off the back of our soph and they are dropping like flies. I think the come down has commenced and I think this is going to be a big one
if he wasn’t such a twit I’d feel sorry for him, Instagram clearly isn’t for him, he says so himself, so why doesn’t he just get rid of his account? It’s not like it’s his lively hood, he doesn’t make any money off it (if you aren’t such a moaning, potty mouthed gremlin Mario you might get a few more brands approach you)
It’s a cleaning account and Iv never once seen him clean, that’s not me being dramatic either, I have literally NEVER seen him clean.
Well thanks for that informative talk on anxiety Marion. I bet Alex George is fearing for his mental health ambassador role after that! 
Bespoke anxiety - tailored to just him when it suits!Well thanks for that informative talk on anxiety Marion. I bet Alex George is fearing for his mental health ambassador role after that!
Well thanks for that informative talk on anxiety Marion. I bet Alex George is fearing for his mental health ambassador role after that!
I mean I wouldn’t want him at the end of a crisis line if I was on the brink of suicide I know that much
Mario to a suicidal person - “ Listen ma lovlie these are your problems not mine. Ye need to stay in your own lane. I have it worst with my bespoke Ibs that is actually a result of me eaten pure shite , now stop ringing this number or I’ll block you” - instantly puts the phone down
With a “your fight is no ma fight” to finish off
I mean I wouldn’t want him at the end of a crisis line if I was on the brink of suicide I know that much
Mario to a suicidal person - “ Listen ma lovlie these are your problems not mine. Ye need to stay in your own lane. I have it worst with my bespoke Ibs that is actually a result of me eaten pure shite , now stop ringing this number or I’ll block you” - instantly puts the phone down
"Don't message this helpline again!"With a “your fight is no ma fight” to finish off
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