_ourhomerenovation_ #5 more unhinged than her bathroom door

[Magee]

New year, new thread, new diary to write pointless tasks on. You got this gal

Former Insta names;
our_homefund
home_byabby
Home_withthedunsmures
Currently _ourhomerenovation_

Abby ended the year on a high, having finally finished in the care sector (her 7th job of the year) whilst she prepares to start training for a prison admin role. To prepare, she went to Body Care and bought toiletries. Let’s hope the inmates worst crime is falling asleep with make up on.

Christmas included the driest roast you’ve ever seen, followed by films, staying in pjs and eating tit. A lonely day with just Stu and the cats. Like every other day then.

For Xmas, Santa brought her more delusions of grandeur. This time, in the form of a secret garden! Her financial plans are to buy the land (former washing line area) behind her house to transform… with plastic Ivy up the walls.
Our year was made when the corner sofa arrived and it practically got wedged through the living room door. There isn’t room to swing a cat, and you’re not short of cats to swing in that stinking gaff.

Abby continues to waste Stu’s money on polishing a turd. Current project is tarting up the bathroom. We wait with baited breath for the REVEAL when it’s half done but she can’t wait to do a snide grid post about it.


Another cat is set to arrive in Jan, presumably sharing the same litter tray. No wonder they wipe their arse on the toaster.

thread title by @GiveMeFreebies

 

[Mr Paul Barry John Allen]

Jesus wept, she goes through usernames quicker than I go through shoes

 

[QwertyBert]

That filter makes her look like Aunt Sally from Worzel Gummage

 

[xbxbx]

That filter makes her look like Aunt Sally from Worzel Gummage

I was thinking Rosie from Rosie and Jim

 

[teabob]

That filter makes her look like Aunt Sally from Worzel Gummage

Spot on

 

[soayemaluvly]

Can’t work out if it’s just the filter or if she’s just bogging! Is this not supposed the be a skin care tutorial? Why does she look like she still has yesterdays mascara on her eye lid

 

[BorderHopper]

Using a filter just totally defeats the point of doing a skincare routine. How can you see the skin? Or the effect the products are having? Pointless

 

[GiveMeFreebies]

She is the gift that keeps on giving - if I feel like crap I look at Abby and realise I’m doing great

 

[xbxbx]

A lot of those perfumes she showed were easily £100+. Guerlain, Chanel, Jo Malone. None of them were small bottles either. I do seriously question wether she ever had the amount of savings she claimed to. Def either getting help from Stu’s family or claiming UC.

 

[LadyWhistledown21]

She legit reminds me of Voldemort with donkey from Shreks teeth

 

[GiveMeFreebies]

She has such a high hairline - a fringe would improve it so much

 

[Baad_sheep]

She has such a high hairline - a fringe would improve it so much

She got a fringe cut about 6 months ago. Well like curtain bangs. After going on and on about it for ages! "Should or shouldn't I, I don't know! - what do you guys think??"

And TBH it suited her really well! But it only lasted about 2 weeks then she scrapped it back again. She got it when she spent £££ at a fancy salon in Glasgow when she got her hair coloured professionally. Then she went back to box dyes 🫤

 

[Mr Paul Barry John Allen]

She legit reminds me of Voldemort with donkey from Shreks teeth

She looks like a drag queen all hail head fanny

 

[Baad_sheep]

A lot of those perfumes she showed were easily £100+. Guerlain, Chanel, Jo Malone. None of them were small bottles either. I do seriously question wether she ever had the amount of savings she claimed to. Def either getting help from Stu’s family or claiming UC.

That was probably when they used to spend £££ in the excess of thousands on each other at Xmas/birthdays. I remember when she would boast at all the presents under the tree for just the two of them. And it would all be high end, designer, luxury stuff. No mention of gifts for anyone else just the two of them

 

[lunatics_thelotofthem]

She has such a high hairline - a fringe would improve it so much

Omg I’ve just had deja vu I’m sure she also had a clip in fringe at one point

 

[Rainbow2011]

I don't get her latest story. I thought she had a date for her new job, which would mean she had, already had her offer I don't understand why she bangs on about the job so much either, it's really not such a great thing. They are probably one of the biggest employers in her area! She needs to seriously get a life, because the one she is living is sad and so unfufilled.

 

[Scar14]

I swear she’s had about 3 “official offers” for this job

 

[Nosyparker86]

She legit reminds me of Voldemort with donkey from Shreks teeth

Nooooooo ! I’m too invested in this house ReNo

Not sure why she never tried to join the police if she wanted “career progression” no disrespect to police offices admin but is she not just going to be a glorified security guard.

 

[Baad_sheep]

But only about 8 months ago she was invested in becoming a author, content creator, fire fighter, cleaner business owner etc

This lassie changes her mind on her idea/perfect job more than I change my underwear! I've had cheese in the fridge longer than she has held onto a career!

(That's a joke, I'm not mankey like Abby )

 

[GiveMeFreebies]

The way she’s building up this career……so deluded and honestly it’s going to be like a car crash!