Next thread title and nae debatesBespoke anxiety - tailored to just him when it suits!
His switched off DMs wur full oaf people getting anxiety by no getting their day confirmed by a pichure of Marion's mouldy bed. #soayeSo much for staying offline until the weekend. Why does he always contradict himself
Wae his trainers in the shade skitters hens so ayeSo much for staying offline until the weekend. Why does he always contradict himself
Ah wind your neck in you whiney old freak with your anxiety line. Talk about a broken record
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Those awful sainsburys coloured trainers. Is he hoping they will sponser himSo much for staying offline until the weekend. Why does he always contradict himself
Ah wind your neck in you whiney old freak with your anxiety line. Talk about a broken record
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ma lovelies, can someone please shed some light on what’s going on with the wall, was there a fire? Are they chuffing 80 fags a day in there? is there a leak? Is it mouldMa loveleis, how have I never noticed the bespoke barbed wire chandelier? Beirut Boudoir vibes so aye xx
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Hello ma lovelies. There is as much chance of Hinchy calling at mine for a brew (when she’s at the Trafford Centre), as there is her visiting Marion at Beirut Towers. Nae debatesHinch will hunner percent ghost him again. And Maz will try and save face by saying his inbox wasny working and that's why he didn't meet up with his pretend bestie. Calling it the noo hens!
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In another dimension, Queen B is posting oan her socials how I Marion gets her thru the day #beyonceoafbeirutStand down ma lovelies - Queen B has gotten him through his anxiety this morning.
The wall you are referring to is his bespoke wallpaper and yes those are standard light bulbs in the glass pendants. If you do not already know mario does NOT pay attention to these finishing touches. His fight is not your fight and his passions are not ours so get back into your ain lanema lovelies, can someone please shed some light on what’s going on with the wall, was there a fire? Are they chuffing 80 fags a day in there? is there a leak? Is it mould
And is that a boujee standard lightbulb with a glass shade?
I don’t really know, so if someone could get me to know It would be very much appreciated so aye, so on and so fourth
Back in yer ain lane hen, I've seen Marion from way back before he was even big on that app, I knew him as Mario not cleaning with Mario. He has cleaned his kitchen bin in the shower, latter tray oan worktop, washin bed sheets over doors, cleans his floor with shark steamer every day and floors are still black.5 “fucks” in a 15 second story. I’m not prudish when it comes to swearing, the c word being my favourite word so aye. But why when I hear him swear does it make me cringe so much, the wee little potty mouthed gremlin.
I know why he’s anxious, because he had a flurry of followers off the back of our soph and they are dropping like flies. I think the come down has commenced and I think this is going to be a big one
if he wasn’t such a twat I’d feel sorry for him, Instagram clearly isn’t for him, he says so himself, so why doesn’t he just get rid of his account? It’s not like it’s his lively hood, he doesn’t make any money off it (if you aren’t such a moaning, potty mouthed gremlin Mario you might get a few more brands approach you)
It’s a cleaning account and Iv never once seen him clean, that’s not me being dramatic either, I have literally NEVER seen him clean.
Ah thought he hud #treatit himsel' tae a new del boy coat, mebbes he carries it as a spare in case of shart attacks and canni get his woodlouse coat aff in time.What is the bag he is carrying? Is it furry, or is that my eyes
Oh yes, oor Deek has gone from being a wee ride to a lot of us to being disliked and disowned . And he’s got manky gums, so ayeWTF? NO?! Not my little Derek? Pure, innocent and fit Derek?
Afore ah run tae the app, is she oan Instagram, dae youse huv a wee bespoke link doll, or is that no allowed here?Hens swerving right oot ma lane again to say, I don’t know how oor maz hasn’t befriended fellow nutter Abby. Lived in a 1 bed council flat in Glasgow, slags everyone off to the high heavens, erratic as fuck, jumps from job to job, spends money like the grows on trees. Her thread is good. IYDKTGTK
Hen I do no have a link I dinnae how to dae that. Her Instagram is _ourhomerenovation_. She changes the name like the wind. Maybe oor @OhhBacon can help youse outAfore ah run tae the app, is she oan Instagram, dae youse huv a wee bespoke link doll, or is that no allowed here?
I think this link should work, not gonna lie the thread is funny and her Insta is the female version of Mazda but no cleaning ma hens! She is currently painting the house black, building an extension, creating a secret garden and embarking on her dream career. IYKYKHen I do no have a link I dinnae how to dae that. Her Instagram is _ourhomerenovation_. She changes the name like the wind. Maybe oor @OhhBacon can help youse out
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