Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

He'll be raging when he see's the boujee sofa stains have been spotted Deeks cakes will be getting launched aff his heid 🫣

Just seen his muse Mr C has landed a TV job on Sort your life out with SS, oh to be a fly on the wall when he sees that

Who is Mr C.?

 

[coffeeislife21]

Can this twit do anything for himself! Woke up so Derek got up with him. Like a big toddler x

 

[Manbagzda]

Maid Marian walking roon making sure every bleep knows he's got kerikatona eyes

 

[One-of-hunners]

He 100% talks shite about his sight and the more he says it the more it bams me up!
I canny even imagine me walking aboot withoot my glasses, I need to put them oan joost to get to the toilet at night. It would be incredibly selfish of me to go oot wae Mr Hunners and just be like aye you'll need tae hawd ma haun and wipe ma arse coz a canny see and no wearing ma glesses cause a don't want tae.
His shoes must be stinking with dog tit if he genuinely can't see and he's stomping around the streets of Beruit

 

[button moon]

I’m wondering if he has an intellectual disability? He dosent seem like a man his age should

 

[Freefalling]

I’m wondering if he has an intellectual disability? He dosent seem like a man his age should

It's all drama, he's got a new whack of followers and he's going for the sympathy vote. I'm not disputing his eye condition but he's 100% over eggs the pudding and ffs put on your glasses or put in your lenses.

Some people have real problems, MH or physical, he's just a boring wee nasty hole who thrives on attention and being fawned over 🥱 he has zilch to story about as he does hee haw, no pals, no big fancy house, lives in a slum, drowning in debt.

Those lassies aren't his friends, they'd all chuck eachother under the bus if needed and his Scottish lassies are hanging onto him for comedy value, also not his pals, just folk he talks to on Instagram.

As for Deek getting up with him, wtf 🥱 the pair of them are drips looking for a puddle. I'm a crabbit witch the day

 

[notanothergrammer]

Mornin ma hens, so I'm catchin up oan this dayn of dawn at buddy the elf's 16 hour adventures in London. I wiz makin Mr Grammers packed lunch this mornin and it occurred tae me, call it an epiphany, why Marion disnae disclose his joab. He's goat a wee part time number wae bernard matthews fartin intae packets a ham. NAE DEBATES. Opened wan fur the pieces this mornin and hit the boke, so Aye and so forth that's defo his wee joab hens.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Throwing some shade at Miriam...

 

[Caw1982]

God I hate him, so aye and so forth

 

[Madge2022]

Throwing some shade at Miriam...

Is that your Instagram account, and dae ye gobble fur enybudy #gettaeken

 

[#noinfluencer]

Look at him, playing on his non existent aNxIeTy and having Deek to get up with him the night because he can't settle. bleeping idiot isnae a toddler and needs a slap, not pandering to.

 

[laynelo_]

Morning ma luvlies. A hink Maz needs a wee home help if his eyesights that bleeping bad, at this rate am no surprised if he’s been trying to say baby gurl Rayn’s his emotional support animal or claiming he can train her as a ‘guide cat’

 

[mammaof3]

Who is Mr C.?

I assume it's Iwan Carrington who has been on SYLO since it started.

 

[windupmerchant]

Just watched the dots if doom

i just canny the day, I just canny

 

[Pepsi]

Well Hens after watching last nights potty mouthed rambling I was gonna take a wee comma break fae this app. Those rambling when he hud his wee bespoke breakdoon a while ago was why I stopped following him.
Was gonna pop orr ta Gransnet (IYDKGTK) where they ur clutching their pearls when affronted and always complaining aboot the price oh breed in Switzerland but came on here and yous lot are just so funny I canny go.
Might fur the sake oh my brain cells just catch up on here and nae watch his stories.
Spine bright you lovelies, we move so aye and so forth.
Edited to say, he really does need medical intervention, hes no right in the heid. Put your feckin specs on. Like one of yous said, how can he do a cleanin (or any) joab if his eyesight is so bad. Noo im bloody rambling so aye again

 

[notanothergrammer]

Joost caught up oan his dots a doom aswell, by god man I am more than affronted at this bellend, someone could not make up more disabilities than this guy next he'll be saying he needs a wheelchair for summit but only the day he takes a plane (which he never will). He is a skelp in the coupon to anyone with real disabilities, there's nae doubt in my mind he claims disability benefit and the fact he has a public Instagram will definitely cone and slap him in the face. The staff of DWP read the newspapers and have social media, UC work coaches scour social media of their claimants, and all the DWP PiP assessor needs is his national insurance number to check everything he claims and he's finished. He thinks because he hasn't been caught thus far that he won't be caught and its part of why he's kept it boring and covering himself aside from it being an excuse for his unaccomplished shite life.

 

[Rayne]

I think this is why he works under 16 hours a week too, as you can claim ESA if you work under 16 hours

 

[notanothergrammer]

I think this is why he works under 16 hours a week too, as you can claim ESA if you work under 16 hours

Yep and with him working full time him and Deek working full time, neither will be entitled to any top up so Marion has to work minimal to keep his benefits and for them not to question his disability benefits, once he gets a review though he certainly won't pass because he needs plenty medical and specialist letters and input, duck knows how he got awarded it in the first place.

 

[Pepsi]

I think this is why he works under 16 hours a week too, as you can claim ESA if you work under 16 hours

He did say recently that he had a 12 hour shift that day so who knows (and actually who cares) how many hours he does.
We need a wee bespoke Polis ta come ta Tattle and let us ken. Someone whos truncheon wisney polished ta perfection so aye

 

[Babybail93]

All this talk of being blind I think is her angling fae a move oan medical grounds. She knows he ain’t getting oot of that flat any other way, so he’s after a wee disability pad the noo