Aye a wee pensioners bungalow fur the pair of auld spinsters, he will play on not able to climb the stairs of Beirut towers so aye
Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie
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I was about to say the same. He’s gearing up for scaving something the fat slag!!!
It's the Rimmed ...ah mean Rimmel London look. #soaye
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Deed Deek got up with him to place Marion the man child on his lap and tried to rock him back to sleep singing Whitney Gently to him.Exactly. I've never known anyone trip themselves up as much as he does. He must think everyone's as stupid as himself
Derek got up with him. And did what exactly?!. Honestly, those two are the biggest fannies on two legs
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The S.I.T.Y post I seen that pic on Instagram over a week ago, stop claiming your such a fan of Whitney, sex in the city, Mariah and being so behind on reposting new things about them.
Back to his boring life now, only people that say they don't like aboard are the ones that have never step foot on a plane. I've yet to come across one person (apart Pinocchio of Paisley) that doesn't like being abroad not just for sun and Beach but just getting away, I literally count down the weeks, days until am away in the sun.
He can't go abroad now because then he will have contradicted himself, again.
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New air diffuser (very quickly in the place of his “mario brand” air diffuser not two hours after advertising) with another on the way. Three air diffusers. He’s only got two rooms! 
He’s worried that he’s already bought (another) air diffuser. Okay…so return one? Why does he feel the need to hoard so much?!
Was £110, down to £60! 
lt has to be the ugliest diffuser out as well. Those two have no clue when it comes to spending money on crap. And l don't get why he needs three diffusers?!.
Yeah, he's back to his boring life alright
lt has to be the ugliest diffuser out as well. Those two have no clue when it comes to spending money on crap. And l don't get why he needs three diffusers?!. Yeah, he's back to his boring life alright
Prolly cos his sharts stink. A lot.Was £110, down to £60!
Yeah, he's back to his boring life alright
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I am honestly flabbergasted that Hannah is keeping him as a brand partner. Literally the next story of his ad is about a product that is exactly the same that he desperately wanted (because he knows his is tit). It speaks volumes.
The whole influencer #ad thing doesn’t really bother me. Sometimes I even see things and I’m like “ooh yeah actually, I like that” what does bother me is there is Absolutely zero loyalty from any of them. From brand to brand, it shows that they actually don’t rate the product at all. Especially in his case, it’s his own pissing collab that he’s making look tit ( I mean we all know it is anyway) but some dim sods don’t
The whole influencer #ad thing doesn’t really bother me. Sometimes I even see things and I’m like “ooh yeah actually, I like that” what does bother me is there is Absolutely zero loyalty from any of them. From brand to brand, it shows that they actually don’t rate the product at all. Especially in his case, it’s his own pissing collab that he’s making look tit ( I mean we all know it is anyway) but some dim sods don’t
3 air diffusers in a bedsit.
But It’s fine. It’s absolutely FINE.
Sooner their benefits are stopped the better, no idea of money and life, I used to think it was just Maria, but Dead Deek is just as bad. They are like stupid teenagers the pair of them.
But It’s fine. It’s absolutely FINE.
Sooner their benefits are stopped the better, no idea of money and life, I used to think it was just Maria, but Dead Deek is just as bad. They are like stupid teenagers the pair of them.
Treatit hisself for the wiki:Was £110, down to £60!
Yeah, he's back to his boring life alright
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and another almost identical one from AMA is incoming. I do nae believe Deekz buys all the treats. Marion does or he tells Deekz to.
And he also has those plug ins everywhere
With all those diffusers it must be like the smoke in stars in their eyes when he opens the door.
I'd love to know how is DM's are 'flooded with messages about his trip' when he has it set that his DM's are turned off 
Ma lovelie all the plebs that had messaged him before he turned off story replies can still flood his inbox, outbox, letterbox and so forthI'd love to know how is DM's are 'flooded with messages about his trip' when he has it set that his DM's are turned off
So aye it’s all the lovelies that are absolutely obsessed with Maria’s adventures in London. Get tae know X mwah
Ma loveleis a have tae ask.. maybe a need tae get tae Ken but.. if Martins eyesight is that bad.. why doesn’t he wear glasses? 
at the ready so aye.
They got accidentally packed away with candy cane lane ma lovelyMa loveleis a have tae ask.. maybe a need tae get tae Ken but.. if Martins eyesight is that bad.. why doesn’t he wear glasses?
Sorry doll, think I had a brain fart, I got Mr Carrington and Andrew Wheatcroft mixed up
Can smell the fumes from the tat cave and they've sent me dolally 
Another air freshener
smell the debt, he's trying desperately to keep up with the lassies. They are like a pair of bampots playing hoosies
Doon the communal rubbish chute and so forth
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