Who put 50p in this bleep today? He is like a dog with 2 dicks.....so aye and so forth
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The only way his life has changed due to coronacorona is that he's not going to work or the cat vomit cafe. If we weren't in lockdown his stories would be exactly the same.
He bought something to fill the empty void inside him. Give it a few days until the novelty wears off and he has exhausted the stories he can do with the new steamer, he will quieten down then until the next purchase.
Lockdown boredom must be really getting to me, because I’m dying to know where he’s keeping that steam mop! 
I want to know if it’s stood decoratively somewhere like the hoover!
I want to know if it’s stood decoratively somewhere like the hoover!
When I buy wax melts they last forever cos I forget to light them or just can’t be arsedHe must surely have enough to last him a lifetime there in a flat of that size!
I don’t know what it is about these Instagram people and wax melts, they are all like magpies when it comes to them!
Snap. I have a drawerful. I forget to light!When I buy wax melts they last forever cos I forget to light them or just can’t be arsed
It'll be in the magic cupboard that he never shows!!Lockdown boredom must be really getting to me, because I’m dying to know where he’s keeping that steam mop!
I hope Melv does a tutorial on how to steam your balloon knot, to make it pure fresh and stunnin'. The thought of him bent over showing his brown eye to the world and applying steam to it it making me laugh like a drain. I think giving up drinking during lockdown is making me go strange...
Glad it’s not just meSnap. I have a drawerful. I forget to light!
takes me all my time to get dinners n dishes done n everything ready for the next day (I’m still working) so the wax melts are really only for when I can be bothered to light themHow can u give up drinking during lockdown
it’s the only thing keeping me going AA for sure after this is overDid everyone get the “just” of that mattress cleaning tutorial guys??
So basically youse cannae youse washing powder to wash yer pads, even though that’s what the product is intended fur. Naw, Marian says to youse zoflora so youse better aw youse that okay ma lovelies? Personally I’d have used a biological detergent in ma machine, Cos I was under the daft impression that it was a cleaner because it contained surfactant
whereas Zoflo doesn’t... but I deffo won’t make that mistake at this present time and will definitely be following marians advice Cos he’s the expert after all.
ALSO, folk that say “game changer really rip my knitting. Usually they are from some sort of network marketing cult
I fail to see how a steam cleaner is a game changer when you have two wee falirs and a boggin mattress to alternate between 
So basically youse cannae youse washing powder to wash yer pads, even though that’s what the product is intended fur. Naw, Marian says to youse zoflora so youse better aw youse that okay ma lovelies? Personally I’d have used a biological detergent in ma machine, Cos I was under the daft impression that it was a cleaner because it contained surfactant
whereas Zoflo doesn’t... but I deffo won’t make that mistake at this present time and will definitely be following marians advice Cos he’s the expert after all. ALSO, folk that say “game changer really rip my knitting. Usually they are from some sort of network marketing cult
I fail to see how a steam cleaner is a game changer when you have two wee falirs and a boggin mattress to alternate between Don't be skeptible.....skeptible??? Just message the twit and mean it when you say you think he's a diamond
There was about 4 contradictions to every dot there 
What I want to know is WHO IS CUTTING HIS HAIR my husband can’t get a haircut anywhere obviously and I dearnt t ry it haha and his looks like he has just stepping out the barbers! I need to know the secret
He's probably got one of these that you can do your own hair with.What I want to know is WHO IS CUTTING HIS HAIR my husband can’t get a haircut anywhere obviously and I dearnt t ry it haha and his looks like he has just stepping out the barbers! I need to know the secret
Or as we suspect he is bunging a fiver to the coonsil man to do his barnet when he's finished trimming the grass verges. Those weed whackers strimmer things have a long handle so I guess he can still be 6 feet away?
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What I want to know is WHO IS CUTTING HIS HAIR my husband can’t get a haircut anywhere obviously and I dearnt t ry it haha and his looks like he has just stepping out the barbers! I need to know the secret
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Think he hack ...oops ..cuts it himself , using his Freddy Krueger fingers ...then uses a toffee apple to comb it
And styles it with a melted wax melt
He said ages ago that he cuts his own hair xxWhat I want to know is WHO IS CUTTING HIS HAIR my husband can’t get a haircut anywhere obviously and I dearnt t ry it haha and his looks like he has just stepping out the barbers! I need to know the secret
Bet he uses the flash bathroom scent so he's pure boujee an fresh
*puts hand inside armpit and lipsynchs 'I'm feelin maself... feelin maself' *Bet he uses the flash bathroom scent so he's pure boujee an fresh
Can someone discern what he's actually trying to say in that latest rabble of stories?
Something about how people are jealous and want what he's "gowat" and that these people (yo)use him because of his follower count? I'm at a loss.
Something about how people are jealous and want what he's "gowat" and that these people (yo)use him because of his follower count? I'm at a loss.
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