Cleaning with Mario #9 Baldilocks & The Three Hairs

[Be More Pacific]

Thank you to @cleaningupthecrap for this thread title - winning with 22 votes

Carry on your discussions about the only man in Paisley who pays FULL RENT to the council to cut his hair (same time as they do the grass) and then styles it out with a protractor

 

[Here for the truth]

Hello all!
Yes!! Youse, Pacific, giruuuul, lovelie, so aye, so forth.... oh god what has my life become...

 

[lauramars]

Gillul is what I hear when he talks to bby rain

 

[Be More Pacific]

Hello all!
Yes!! Youse, Pacific, giruuuul, lovelie, so aye, so forth.... oh god what has my life become...

EXEEEEMAAA!

I missed this when it happened but apparently the way he pronounces marshmallows and et cetera caused much hilarity around here.

 

[Noseybonk]

No debates please

 

[Rocketllama]

Am actually pishing myself laughing how the fuck is he so illiterate!!! We need a mario dictionary

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Hello all!
Yes!! Youse, Pacific, giruuuul, lovelie, so aye, so forth.... oh god what has my life become...

No induction to the Melvyn threads would be complete without "crisss"

NB. Just trying on Melvyn with a "y" for tonight. Have decided its wanky. Normal Melvin spelling resuming forthwith, so aye.

 

[Raindropsonroses]

Does he think that if he keeps walking passed that house and posts it on his stories he’s going to get it gifted to him?! Deluded arsehole

 

[Here for the truth]

No induction to the Melvyn threads would be complete without "crisss"

NB. Just trying on Melvyn with a "y" for tonight. Have decided its wanky. Normal Melvin spelling resuming forthwith, so aye.

Meylvyn, Marion, Martin, Moanio, you lot crack me up I second the dictionary!

EXEEEEMAAA!

I missed this when it happened but apparently the way he pronounces marshmallows and et cetera caused much hilarity around here.

Here’s the thing. I have sensitive skin issues (thank you to the person who posted all the skincare Info ) and there’s no way in hell I could use ANY of that stuff he puts on his face. If he just laid off half of that crap he’d see a massive improvement. Marshmallow? I missed that too.

I’ve really started something now haven’t I. I can’t help it. He winds me up I managed to clean my Shark hoover today without documenting the whole sodding thing nor did I need to refer to an insta video to do it
Here’s the youse in another context
Please tell me, who the f*** is asking about his skincare routine??????? Oh I get it. NOBODY.

 

[4tuhju]

Meylvyn, Marion, Martin, Moanio, you lot crack me up I second the dictionary!


Here’s the thing. I have sensitive skin issues (thank you to the person who posted all the skincare Info ) and there’s no way in hell I could use ANY of that stuff he puts on his face. If he just laid off half of that crap he’d see a massive improvement. Marshmallow? I missed that too.

I’ve really started something now haven’t I. I can’t help it. He winds me up I managed to clean my Shark hoover today without documenting the whole sodding thing nor did I need to refer to an insta video to do it
Here’s the youse in another context
Please tell me, who the f*** is asking about his skincare routine??????? Oh I get it. NOBODY.

He said some facemask leaves your skin feeling buttery. Who the fuck wants their face to feel buttery

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

When he said that the new build had him and Dezza all over the front door, did he mean they'd both had a wizz on it? Marking out their territory as it were?

He said some facemask leaves your skin feeling buttery. Who the fuck wants their face to feel buttery

No self-respecting Drag Race fan would ever want to be a butterface

 

[Here for the truth]

Jesus I know where he lives... I know that big building in his latest story... Morrison’s is just opposite.
Oh and I have a cat, and I can tell poor Rayn is scared of him.

 

[Johnnoijones]

I think he would make that house boujie and plush. He could take us on a decoring jurney

 

[haveuseenmyfriendbert]

I’ve really started something now haven’t I. I can’t help it. He winds me up I managed to clean my Shark hoover today without documenting the whole sodding thing nor did I need to refer to an insta video to do it
Here’s the youse in another context
Please tell me, who the f*** is asking about his skincare routine??????? Oh I get it. NOBODY.

“You all” and “use” clearly interchangeable

 

[Lottiedooda]

Does he think that if he keeps walking passed that house and posts it on his stories he’s going to get it gifted to him?! Deluded arsehole

Didn't he say before he could buy a house just like that *clicks fingers* ?? and the only reason he hasn't is because he built that flat from the ground up and doesn't want anyone else to benefit from it

 

[Louise2019]

I feel like his shark is a fake I’ve never ever seen that ghetto looking style anywhere ever

I’ve just googled it and it is in fact real cheapest one they’ve ever sold mind

 

[Frankensooze]

Does he think that if he keeps walking passed that house and posts it on his stories he’s going to get it gifted to him?! Deluded arsehole

Phone the police, say there's a strange man loitering.

Jesus I know where he lives... I know that big building in his latest story... Morrison’s is just opposite.
Oh and I have a cat, and I can tell poor Rayn is scared of him.

It's quite OK, legal, and definitely not weird to get pics of Mariooo for us during this strange time. PLEASE

No induction to the Melvyn threads would be complete without "crisss"

NB. Just trying on Melvyn with a "y" for tonight. Have decided its wanky. Normal Melvin spelling resuming forthwith, so aye.

Herms jaaiii dee

Remember when natasha cherie pronounced archive as r chive.

 

[NoodlesToodles]

I'm upset he doesnt refer to the national service anymore

 

[DilysMcGillis]

Hello all!
Yes!! Youse, Pacific, giruuuul, lovelie, so aye, so forth.... oh god what has my life become...

Ah kin see you’re already gettin’ the joost

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

I think he would make that house boujie and plush. He could take us on a decoring jurney

It probably has a choice of bathrooms for his lounge display unit to be housed in too