Cleaning with Mario #9 Baldilocks & The Three Hairs

[BoujeeBabe]

Speaking for myself, I can categorically confirm that this is NOT true in Maz's case or any Instagrammer for that matter.

I probably am a hateful bleep though

So aye!

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The state of her! She really should have made those comments without a selfie, blimey!

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Never be shocked by the hateful cunts that 'slayt ye the mayst'
All the haterzzzzzzz didn't you know that he has far too good a life. We might think he's surrounded by bald snatches, pubic hair ridden loos, manky hoosecoats and he's only ever happy when he has bought something, but we're just jellluzzzzzz

 

[Badaboom]

Swearing like a navvy this morning. Lovely. I’d love someone like that representing my brand. No wonder it’s just a sponge now! I was waiting for them cushion covers to dissolve like candy floss when sprayed them. No such luck

Ha! That tickled me ‘Mario-he’s just a sponge now’

 

[ayeayecaptain]

I actually hadn’t seen all that when I posted earlier. I skipped over not realising what was going on. Anyone catch him saying along the lines of he’s not going to lower himself to outing people - unlike his friend then?
I’m afraid anyone who goes to the lengths of doing what they say is happening would probably be a general nutter in real everyday life not just with them.
The likes of this is just a blether as far as i’m concerned sorry to disappoint....i’m sure he’s not been averse to a bitching session...even about his fellow insta pals i’ll bet!

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Hmmmmm I think this mustachioed young laydee doesn't understand sarcasm. Silly cow.

Guess who's back, Kiki's back

@Kikini Bamalam missed you and your tattler ways

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Not really sure what I'm more jealous of - Marvin's bespoke haircut, his Shark museum, his pubey toilet pan or his padded decor that wouldn't look out of place in a film set in an 1800s style insane asylum!

 

[Badaboom]

I actually hadn’t seen all that when I posted earlier. I skipped over not realising what was going on. Anyone catch him saying along the lines of he’s not going to lower himself to outing people - unlike his friend then?
I’m afraid anyone who goes to the lengths of doing what they say is happening would probably be a general nutter in real everyday life not just with them.
The likes of this is just a blether as far as i’m concerned sorry to disappoint....i’m sure he’s not been averse to a bitching session...even about his fellow insta pals i’ll bet!

Exactly! I have an account on insta that I use to follow accounts for Tattle purposes, I have never messaged anyone with it. I am not two faced. If I did message someone it would be to call them out, not big them up.

 

[twilightgarden]

Not really sure what I'm more jealous of - Marvin's bespoke haircut, his Shark museum, his pubey toilet pan or his padded decor that wouldn't look out of place in a film set in an 1800s style insane asylum!

Shark museum

Will he add to his collection?! Can’t believe he spent £100 on a steam mop for 2 tiny areas of lino. Mad.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Melvin is so guarded on his page that he would never show us the pubes on his bog seat. The baldy scratter!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Pure stonnin' gawjusness ma darlin'

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Has Melvin re-purposed his pink Christmas tree flowers? Have I got too much time on my hands?

A litter tray in the kitchen is the most rancid thing ever. As bad as having a carpeted bathroom

I see your carpeted bathroom aversion and I raise you those carpeted pedestal rugs. They are piddle catchers. And Melvin has one. But I never see him fluff it up with his squeegee though. He knows

 

[Badaboom]

Aw! He’s done us a pure gorgeous potato again

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Aw! He’s done us a pure gorgeous potato again
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Haha Cleaning with Maris Piper

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Gosh.Derek looks rundown and high as....
Then again not surprised living with that bloodsucking leech of a parasite

 

[twilightgarden]

Gosh.Derek looks rundown and high as....View attachment 113648

But a wee cutie! Especially compared to Marco

 

[forthemasses85]

Melvin is so guarded on his page that he would never show us the pubes on his bog seat. The baldy scratter!

Oh my god I’m dying. There is ACTUALLY a big fat pube on the bog

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Haha Cleaning with Maris Piper

Next thread title right there. Ah lurrrrrve it, pure buzzin!

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

But a wee cutie! Especially compared to Marco

Yes I don’t know why he just doesn’t get rid.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Yes I don’t know why he just doesn’t get rid.

Got to be a case of opposites attract here. I get the impression Dezza is quite content with his lot in life. He has a job*, his footie**, a roof over his head***, a telly and his Xbox****, someone who cooks & cleans for him*****, a pet that loves him****** and a luvvin-after-dark life*******.

*Melvin might not have one of these shortly
**Melvin has no discernable social activities
***It's Dezza's roof
****Property of Dezza
*****Quality of service notwithstanding
******Rayn cannae be arsed with Melvin
*******Quality of service notwithstanding

So........aye.

 

[lauramars]

Oh my god I’m dying. There is ACTUALLY a big fat pube on the bog

Can’t beleive he cleaned the loo then picked up tooth brushes

 

[Badaboom]

Got to be a case of opposites attract here. I get the impression Dezza is quite content with his lot in life. He has a job*, his footie**, a roof over his head***, a telly and his Xbox****, someone who cooks & cleans for him*****, a pet that loves him****** and a luvvin-after-dark life*******.

*Melvin might not have one of these shortly
**Melvin has no discernable social activities
***It's Dezza's roof
****Property of Dezza
*****Quality of service notwithstanding
******Rayn cannae be arsed with Melvin
*******Quality of service notwithstanding

So........aye.

Brilliant, ‘Quality of service not withstanding’

As a serious aside for a moment, I read yesterday that Debenhams is reopening eventually, although some stores will close, but Marions is not one of them.

I felt really claustrophobic watching his stories, him talking about the weather but not being able to open a window, spraying all those different chemicals into the air and every single surface covered in ‘stuff’ I will bet any money that all the plush fabric is shedding tiny unseen fibres in the air. It’s left me gasping