Cleaning with Mario #9 Baldilocks & The Three Hairs

[Jeaniepeanie]

*puts hand inside armpit and lipsynchs 'I'm feelin maself... feelin maself' *

When you sniff your hand after they've been doon your oxters feelin' yerself

 

[Be More Pacific]

He's probably got one of these that you can do your own hair with.
Or as we suspect he is bunging a fiver to the coonsil man to do his barnet when he's finished trimming the grass verges. Those weed whackers strimmer things have a long handle so I guess he can still be 6 feet away?

Cleaning with Mario #10 The council cuts his hair same time as they do the grass

Got to be time for that surely?

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Is he not friends with the Greedy woman? Cos to me it looks like he is having a pop at her. Am I misinterpreting his ramblings??????

 

[twilightgarden]

Just when I think his stories can’t get any more confusing!
Nae debates and nae negative vibes on Marlene’s page

 

[ayeayecaptain]

That’s what I am talking about ^^^ Look at the greed bit - coincidence? Or just rambling on??

 

[twilightgarden]

That’s what I am talking about ^^^ Look at the greed bit - coincidence? Or just rambling on??

I didn’t think it was a direct dig at her but really can’t decipher his wittering today.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

The big man himselfs.
God?
Santa?
Director of Shark?

 

[WookieCookie]

Just when I think his stories can’t get any more confusing!
Nae debates and nae negative vibes on Marlene’s page

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Pure pished

 

[Here for the truth]

New thread title. Cleaning with Mario #10 Bespoke boujee pink plush and haircut by the council in a rush.
I have more....

Cleaning with Mario #10 Tom Ford fake, hunners of melts. Good vibes only that’s youse telt.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Just when I think his stories can’t get any more confusing!
Nae debates and nae negative vibes on Marlene’s page

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New thread title suggestion:
Cleaning with Mario #10: Nae debates and nae negative vibes

 

[GiftedNotFree]

New thread title.
Cleaning with Mario #10 Tom Ford fake, hunners of melts. Good vibes only that’s youse telt.

This

 

[Wheretonext]

So super Mario has a dose of the shits. Well it’s not just a dose of the shits. It has to be so much more with him. It’s IBS. The rest of us eat something dodgy and we get a dose of the shits... but not Mario. His arse is special.

 

[Here for the truth]

This

This is my particular favourite

 

[Wheretonext]

So super Mario has a dose of the shits. Well it’s not just a dose of the shits. It has to be so much more with him. It’s IBS. The rest of us eat something dodgy and we get a dose of the shits... but not Mario. His arse is special.

Maybe someone could gift him a padded toilet seat to make this difficult time a little easier on his arse

 

[GiftedWaxMelts]

Maybe someone could gift him a padded toilet seat to make this difficult time a little easier on his arse

With grey padding to match that horrific padded mirror in his living room!

 

[scottishsweetie]

What I want to know is WHO IS CUTTING HIS HAIR my husband can’t get a haircut anywhere obviously and I dearnt t ry it haha and his looks like he has just stepping out the barbers! I need to know the secret

I'm pretty sure he's said before that he does cut his own hair

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Cleaning with Mario: cleaning with Maris Piper

thank you @Exhausted Pigeon that made me cry laughing

 

[Delia Smith]

Cleaning with Mario : Hunners o melts including Mario himself

 

[msitm]

I've been a Tattler for a while now and I just have to say Cleaning with Mario #9 Baldilocks & The Three Hairs is by far the greatest thread title I've ever seen on here.

 

[Badaboom]

I've been a Tattler for a while now and I just have to say Cleaning with Mario #9 Baldilocks & The Three Hairs is by far the greatest thread title I've ever seen on here.

Since he is a boring bastard maybe we should just keep the same thread title and just change the number Baldilocks and the three hairs is inspired!