Cleaning with Mario #88 All the crazies, think Beirut looks like Macys

[Lalalaand]

Hallo ma lovelies

A dip in and out these threads so I can bet this has already been discussed but when the duck did he add this to his bio?!

Am affrontit, ave actually hut a riddy for him

 

[SuzyE]

bleeping ladbaby corrupt, annoying bastards. The thread on them is so good to see that not everyone falls for it. Trust Mario to like them

I followed them when they were funny and weren't on the ad bandwagon. I can't stand them now

 

[Sloppys]

It’s blatantly obvious he jumps on this Christmas bandwagon to try and make himself ‘stand out’. I haven’t had a weekend free since the beginning of November with doing Christmas stuff, meeting friends, working etc. He doesn’t even need to be doing things that cost a lot of money. Go to a light switch on, wander around a Christmas market with a hot choc, meet a friend for a drink or coffee, have some friends over for a Christmas movie night etc. He’s just festered away in the bedsit for the last month in between him and Deek having their much needed beige meal out (which they do normally anyway). I certainly won’t be spending the 27th taking my tree down as I’ll just want a bloody rest after doing the rounds over the next few days. He’s honestly such a sad wee man. I would feel sorry for him but it’s difficult to. Maybe next year Mario, don’t make Christmas your whole personality and then doing nothing at actual Christmas time! .

 

[One-of-hunners]

Did they? What's the tea on this?

Might have been mutual but he mentioned them when they had that code during black Friday I think it was and then he removed his code from his Bio and its been there a while so I assumed they've dropped him

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Got a whitney playlist on in the background today and there was a live version of I Will Always Love You and I just shouted “sing it hen”. I’ll show myself oot.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Shall we do a 12 days of Marionmas of all the things he had planned to do but was too busy? I’ll kick it off.

On the 12th day of Marionmus tattle brought tae me, 12 fake pals lassies fur a cosy night in

Edited tae change Instagram tae tattle since it’s oor 12 days and no that fat cunts

 

[Sloppys]

Shall we do a 12 days of Marionmas of all the things he had planned to do but was too busy? I’ll kick it off.

On the 12th day of Marionmus tattle brought tae me, 12 fake pals lassies fur a cosy night in

Edited tae change Instagram tae tattle since it’s oor 12 days and no that fat cunts

11 beige meals oot

 

[peachy-keen]

11 beige meals oot

10 candy cane dildos

 

[Johnnoijones]

Jet lag is kicking ma bleep in ma lovelies so first time I’ve watched Marion since the weekend and duck me, he would drive anyone to throw themselves aff the Kingston Bridge. And why all the constant lies about being so busy that he never got to do anything he had planned?

Hope you’re aw good.

Tonsalove,
M xxx

Welcome back my lovely on this very special day. 20 years since girls aloud released sound of the underground

 

[Lim1947]

9 mop legs a kicking....

 

[GiftedNotFree]

8 boyfriends a blazin

 

[Doodlebug71]

7 bleep washings

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

all the tree posts

Tell me your content is shite without telling me your content is shite.

 

[Doodlebug71]

6 shart showers

 

[G&TGal II]

I was too late for my 8 squirts per annum

 

[Doodlebug71]

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all the tree posts

Tell me your content is shite without telling me your content is shite.

Here is another wan hen...its no the first time he has shot his load over a tree so aye

 

[Madge2022]

Five sharty rings!

 

[teaandgoss101]

Got a whitney playlist on in the background today and there was a live version of I Will Always Love You and I just shouted “sing it hen”. I’ll show myself oot.

Did you say “awwwww take me back” tho?

 

[SuzyE]

Pfffttt Mario that's pop. At my family gathering it's made from scratch with a decent champagne

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Here is another wan hen...its no the first time he has shot his load over a tree so aye

He gives me the actual boke my lovely. The thought of that You need to sit doon and get yersel some class hen xxxxxx