Cleaning with Mario #88 All the crazies, think Beirut looks like Macys

[Sloggingaway]

I did a Whitney Peloton class today. Through my pain I did the odd beak clutch and a ‘sing it’ at the start of a track. God he’s ingrained into me the annoying little snidey witch!!!

I’ve booked to see the Whitney film on boxing day
Purely cause by then I will be climbing the walls of my three storey house, I am the opposite of Marion, getting cosy is not for me! Life is for living!
Anyway I like Whitney but no mega fan like Beaker so let’s see if she goes to the film

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I did a Whitney Peloton class today. Through my pain I did the odd beak clutch and a ‘sing it’ at the start of a track. God he’s ingrained into me the annoying little snidey witch!!!

Ahv put ma membership on hold in December but that’s tap of ma list fur 3rd January. Peloton has been gathering dust since end of November.

 

[Doodlebug71]

A hav a proposal hens...we could have a whip round fae oor petty cash and send marionette oan a shark diving experience? Wan 1 ofcourse

 

[SuzyE]

Oh feck off you pathetic manchild. Get a friggin life

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Wonder wit he’s popping the pills fur?
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Deek broke the fat cunts back last night hen. There's nae room to swing a Rayn, let alone have a wean in that snail shell, he calls a home. Aye.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Oh feck off you pathetic manchild. Get a friggin life View attachment 1826204

It’s honestly the most unfestive tree I’ve ever seen

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Oh feck off you pathetic manchild. Get a friggin life View attachment 1826204

He's so "boring"

 

[Sloppys]

So he’s spending tonight getting excited about getting his Xmas day outfit ready tomorrow? I highly bleeping doubt he’s going to work tomorrow.

 

[Ferguson]

I'm bespokely affronted that no wan a you'se has bothered tae pit the wee song together. Ah've just got hame and done it masel as a wee treatit.
You'se had better all sing along and so forth


On the 12th day of Marionmus tattle brought tae me,

12 fake pals lassies fur a cosy night in

11 beige meals oot

10 candy cane dildos

9 mop legs a kicking....

8 boyfriends a blazin

7 bleep washings

6 shart showers

FIVE SHARTY RINGS

Four squirrels rats in the loft

3 hairs on ma baldy heed

2 trees in the postage stamp

And wan annoying beaknose bleep

 

[teaandgoss101]

Deek broke the fat cunts back last night hen. There's nae room to swing a Rayn, let alone have a wean in that snail shell, he calls a home. Aye.
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Me again thinking this was what he was actually holding! That is how much of a twar I think Marion is that he would buy a product completely irrelevant to him

 

[Madge2022]

Naw hen, a was afrontit when I caught masel shouting sing it hen.

Did ye dae a wee acapella number at least tae ah wanti dance wi sumboady ma lovelie

I'm bespokely affronted that no wan a you'se has bothered tae pit the wee song together. Ah've just got hame and done it masel as a wee treatit.
You'se had better all sing along and so forth


On the 12th day of Marionmus tattle brought tae me,

12 fake pals lassies fur a cosy night in

11 beige meals oot

10 candy cane dildos

9 mop legs a kicking....

8 boyfriends a blazin

7 bleep washings

6 shart showers

FIVE SHARTY RINGS

Four squirrels rats in the loft

3 hairs on ma baldy heed

2 trees in the postage stamp

And wan annoying beaknose bleep

Brilliant wurk, even though it's no yer joab!

 

[paperbackwriter89]

‘Early finish’ ?? It’s hardly worth the lazy bleep bothering going to work! Back hame to plan Christmas Day outfits and tan. Get out the matching pyjamas, the ‘I believe’ Christmas Eve boxes, get bummed and then bed by ten.
Naw he’s no right.

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Oh feck off you pathetic manchild. Get a friggin life View attachment 1826204

Up at 7am ! Aye hen most people are up well before that to start their day deal with kids or just get out to do a full time job ! And all that before he starts work for an early finish , just doing the full 40 mins the day then hen !

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Up at 7am ! Aye hen most people are up well before that to start their day deal with kids or just get out to do a full time job ! And all that before he starts work for an early finish , just doing the full 40 mins the day then hen !

He’s an absolute embarrassment to being an adult. Wouldn’t know a days work if it whacked him in his huge beak! Sponging little prick thinks he’s a hard worker too

 

[Caw1982]

Ahv put ma membership on hold in December but that’s tap of ma list fur 3rd January. Peloton has been gathering dust since end of November.

Ahhhh dang!!! A fellow Maz tattler on Peloton. We need to be friends

 

[SuzyE]

The plus side of him taking down his tree in a few days is the fact that we won't have to see it every friggin day

And l could throat punch anyone that says happy Christmas eve-eve It's so stupid!

 

[youare1]

Gut the house (flat) well we all know that's a load of ......., him with a bad back and all. Gut the house is running the hoover over and quick wipe with a cloth.

 

[DramaQueen79]

Its no even xmas eve and this fud has already removed the xmas bedding

 

[MrsJ2000]

‘Early finish’ ?? It’s hardly worth the lazy bleep bothering going to work! Back hame to plan Christmas Day outfits and tan. Get out the matching pyjamas, the ‘I believe’ Christmas Eve boxes, get bummed and then bed by ten.
Naw he’s no right.

‘get bummed’ you win the internet today hen and NAE debates!! I near pished mesel

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

The plus side of him taking down his tree in a few days is the fact that we won't have to see it every friggin day

And l could throat punch anyone that says happy Christmas eve-eve It's so stupid!

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Happy Xmas Eve, Eve ma lovelies. (Whatever the duck that is)