Four squirrels rats in the loft 
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Moët or Veuve is no fae him ma lovelyPfffttt Mario that's pop. At my family gathering it's made from scratch with a decent champagne
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Buckfizz …tacky tree …thought something from the 80s had been thrown upPfffttt Mario that's pop. At my family gathering it's made from scratch with a decent champagne
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3 hairs on ma baldy heedFoursquirrelsrats in the loft
2 trees in the postage stamp
And wan annoying beaknose bleep 
One penny left in his bank account xAnd wan annoying beaknose bleep
Naw hen, a was afrontit when I caught masel shouting sing it hen.
He probably couldn't pronounce the full names of them either
The reason he can't do Christmassy things is because he has no money to do them.
He spends so much on shite that he hasn't a ha'penny left come December to do the things he would love to do.
He spends so much on shite that he hasn't a ha'penny left come December to do the things he would love to do.
No time to see or do anything yet he's been sat in the hamster cage since 6pm 
Wonder wit he’s popping the pills fur?
I'd sooner swim with the sharks than be within 6' of a narcissistic, nasty, self centred attention seeking freak like Mario 
That’s his oestrogen ma lovely.
The wee lassie said he was popping pills fir his back.
I did a Whitney Peloton class today. Through my pain I did the odd beak clutch and a ‘sing it’ at the start of a track. God he’s ingrained into me the annoying little snidey witch!!!
I tell other drivers to stay in their lane
Smell the wealth hen!!Pfffttt Mario that's pop. At my family gathering it's made from scratch with a decent champagne
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I shouted "hello ma lovelies" at my horses earlier.I tell other drivers to stay in their lane
I’m going to Mop Kick the duck out my 5am wake-up for the Asda shop in the morning. He’s clearly succeeded as an influencer.I tell other drivers to stay in their lane
I know paracetamol when a see it
He’s noooo wellll ma luvlie, he’s got a sore back!!! It’s they 14 minute shifts overworking him so aye!!- Status