So he has just spent another £61 on pre-landfill.
Red blankets - if he gets all hot & sweaty with those, the dye will leach out onto his white Christmas tree tufted bedding. I hope he has a good stock of Astonish stain remover under the sink.
Serving platter - he never has anyone round, he should have stuck with first instinct of reframing himself, his imaginary friends don't eat much.
Sweety jar - his teeth will never cope with candy canes - back to Woodhill Dentistry
Candy Cane Lane sign - looks like it has been made with a John Bull printing set - that one failed QC !
Battery lights and candles - just as Marion couldnt understand that 2 tablespoons garlic powder converted to 32 cloves of garlic, he cannot compute that the money he spends on batteries - which I bet the scabby wee shite doesn't recycle properly - will exceed the electricity on two trees. Even allowing for doubling last years estimate by Ideal Home, he can have two trees fully lit for 8 hours a day for a whole month for the sum of less than £10.
How many AA batteries does he go through a month?