Hen, I hope you’re feeling better so on and so forth but please don’t insult Michael myers in that way, he’s a hero of mine and nae debates (yes I think there’s something wrong with me
) BUT we move……I have my own bespoke heroes, and nae debates. That @Babybail93 is another so aye
Tonsa love I've said this a couple of times. That fire he has on is for a quick picture for the gram, then it's off and back under his throw or in bed early. It's a tiny flat so shouldn't take much to heat up.
Love this. Cheered up my crappy morning no end ma lovelie.Treatit you all to a bit of an early Christmas eve poem. A vision of what is to come.
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the flat
Not a creature was stirring
It couldn't move for the tat!
The cats bum was hung
From the fire with blue tack
In hope that hot dancing santa
Would soon empty his sack
Their wean is in hiding
Wanting it all to be over
Eyeing the outside
Their excuse they go nowhere
The man children were eating
A Greggs in their bed
Visions of candy canes
Danced in their head
The tress were bedecked
A forest of crap
They'd been up two months
A shiny dust trap
The pyjamas were new
Knock off designer
Crocs were sent back
Due to limits on Klarna
The tinsel was draped
Round the bumming Fort with care
Its covers still missing
They like it to be bare
The cleaning haul was used
to sparkle and shine
Bespoke wax melts lit
Eau de shart and pine
Family gifts are bespoke
from that small business B&M
Bought in September
In the season Wintum
The treats are all bought
Shades of beige to delight
Merry Christmas, hold your power
May you all spine bright
All the stains running down the walls outside . Looks lovely
. Imagine showing that . I think most folk follow him out of sympathy .He shows that and has the brass neck to say we’re aw jealous o him.All the stains running down the walls outside . Looks lovely
I’ve got a beautiful sea view from the front o my hoose Marion, it also has a front, back door and also a patio door. Absolutely perfectTreatit you all to a bit of an early Christmas eve poem. A vision of what is to come.
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the flat
Not a creature was stirring
It couldn't move for the tat!
The cats bum was hung
From the fire with blue tack
In hope that hot dancing santa
Would soon empty his sack
Their wean is in hiding
Wanting it all to be over
Eyeing the outside
Their excuse they go nowhere
The man children were eating
A Greggs in their bed
Visions of candy canes
Danced in their head
The tress were bedecked
A forest of crap
They'd been up two months
A shiny dust trap
The pyjamas were new
Knock off designer
Crocs were sent back
Due to limits on Klarna
The tinsel was draped
Round the bumming Fort with care
Its covers still missing
They like it to be bare
The cleaning haul was used
to sparkle and shine
Bespoke wax melts lit
Eau de shart and pine
Family gifts are bespoke
from that small business B&M
Bought in September
In the season Wintum
The treats are all bought
Shades of beige to delight
Merry Christmas, hold your power
May you all spine bright
Another unfunny muppet who believes she's the next big thing!
Mario latches on to these people, nae surprise! I love Grace but her target audience is 21 year olds that love a good piss up, not a nearly 40 year old man that has their Christmas tree up for 8 months of the year. That being said if it’s guaranteed that he’s gonna go I will absolutely drag myself along to “live tattle” from the audience.
Can you imagine him sitting there. Face like he’s smelt a fart, eBay green screen glasses oan, Shart card proudly hung aroond her pale neck, orange face wae her best Pat Butcher blouse oan. Pure bespoke
Naw just naw. That's no right.
@thatsnotstrictlytrue and @Babybail93 huv their ain bespoke bumming fort ...pass it oanHen, I hope you’re feeling better so on and so forth but please don’t insult Michael myers in that way, he’s a hero of mine and nae debates (yes I think there’s something wrong with me
I fair love the wee hen and nae debatesNaw just naw. That's no right.
@thatsnotstrictlytrue and @Babybail93 huv their ain bespoke bumming fort ...pass it oan
Pure bespoke typos all over the show ma lovelies! I obviously meant ADVENT. But not to worry, Mario probably does think it’s an advert calendar and so forth. So aye!
Pure dead brilliant and nae debatesTreatit you all to a bit of an early Christmas eve poem. A vision of what is to come.
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the flat
Not a creature was stirring
It couldn't move for the tat!
The cats bum was hung
From the fire with blue tack
In hope that hot dancing santa
Would soon empty his sack
Their wean is in hiding
Wanting it all to be over
Eyeing the outside
Their excuse they go nowhere
The man children were eating
A Greggs in their bed
Visions of candy canes
Danced in their head
The tress were bedecked
A forest of crap
They'd been up two months
A shiny dust trap
The pyjamas were new
Knock off designer
Crocs were sent back
Due to limits on Klarna
The tinsel was draped
Round the bumming Fort with care
Its covers still missing
They like it to be bare
The cleaning haul was used
to sparkle and shine
Bespoke wax melts lit
Eau de shart and pine
Family gifts are bespoke
from that small business B&M
Bought in September
In the season Wintum
The treats are all bought
Shades of beige to delight
Merry Christmas, hold your power
May you all spine bright
Ah heard Marion does tae and he's been posting her sexy dance videos.I fair love the wee hen and nae debates
