I can’t believe he’s been on this planet for 39 years and hasn’t realised that Christmas in the west of Scotland looks duck all like the photos he’s posting! And he has no plans to venture to anywhere else so I’m baffled as to why he’s posting them!
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It totally ruins the magic of Christmas to spread it out over five times as long as it’s meant to last. That’s before you even get to the cheap tat and over commercial crap he buys. It’s meant to be special, magical, thoughtful. He turns it into a boring tat fest.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen him do anything for charity, but this year especially, when so many kids are doing without, why can’t spend a few quid supporting Glasgow’s Spirit of Christmas, rather than throwing more money on more unnecessary decor?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen him do anything for charity, but this year especially, when so many kids are doing without, why can’t spend a few quid supporting Glasgow’s Spirit of Christmas, rather than throwing more money on more unnecessary decor?
Ma poast, ma rules ma lovelie. The sticky bit wull stoap him sliding oan wan oaf his shart skid marks #iykyk
Aw ma lovelie, at least ye wullnae be oan a register noo fur yer Marion photies. Spine bright
I don’t like Christmas so never bother with decorations etc. instead I always donate to a local charity to help families who are struggling.
Quite disgusting how much Marion has spent on tat, he could have used the money for a nice trip away for him + Derek or helped a charity.
Surely he won’t buy any more?!
Quite disgusting how much Marion has spent on tat, he could have used the money for a nice trip away for him + Derek or helped a charity.
Surely he won’t buy any more?!
Ah bless ye doll, so young and innocent. Of course he wull buy mair, the petty cash isnae gawni spend itselfI don’t like Christmas so never bother with decorations etc. instead I always donate to a local charity to help families who are struggling.
Quite disgusting how much Marion has spent on tat, he could have used the money for a nice trip away for him + Derek or helped a charity.
Surely he won’t buy any more?!
I think he’s a size 6
I watched his Christmas 18 and 19 highlights and pretty much all the tat he had at that time is nowhere to be seen now that he thinks he’s Patron Saint Marion of Christmas. The sheer volume of junk items that have came and gone from that bedsit since he started his pageI don’t like Christmas so never bother with decorations etc. instead I always donate to a local charity to help families who are struggling.
Quite disgusting how much Marion has spent on tat, he could have used the money for a nice trip away for him + Derek or helped a charity.
Surely he won’t buy any more?!
it’s frightening!The highlights were worth watching cos he said he wouldn’t hang THIS on the outside of the door because someone might steal it
Who would steal that????!!!!!
You don’t bleeping adult any day Martin. I’ve got 2 kids with gastro bug and hubby at a conference. Plus need to try and cancel all my work commitments today (which I hate doing) and my mother is in hospital. That is adulting. Buying tit from HB and eating Greggs in bed really isn’t. I’m crabbit
I’d forgotten that monstrosity!I watched his Christmas 18 and 19 highlights and pretty much all the tat he had at that time is nowhere to be seen now that he thinks he’s Patron Saint Marion of Christmas. The sheer volume of junk items that have came and gone from that bedsit since he started his page
The highlights were worth watching cos he said he wouldn’t hang THIS on the outside of the door because someone might steal it
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Who would steal that????!!!!!
I just find it mind blowing how much he spends on complete crap, even more so now with the cost of living crisis and people struggling , choosing between heating and eating. He has a little part time job so how he affords it all baffles me. His credit score must be tanked.That view. My dream.
Pure gies aff cosy vibes
Still in bed at 9am on a week day, and he will be home by 4pm latest! Lazy fat duck. Wouldn’t know what adult life is. Even hate watching her is winding me up lately haha
Why is he constantly clutching a hot water bottle? Thought he said he doesn’t like to be hot in bed *shudder* hence the shein ladies pj set (shorts & top) just another example of what a compulsive liar he is. Or is it the fact he cannot afford the heating on because he wasted his cost of living payment in b&m?
Always shattered? Realistically he’s working 4 hours a day max polishing truncheons, it’s not gruelling manual labour and he’s not got a long commute either.
Always shattered? Realistically he’s working 4 hours a day max polishing truncheons, it’s not gruelling manual labour and he’s not got a long commute either.
On wit days DOES he adult? 
Stop talking through your hoop for 5 minutes, Melvin! 
I do a lot of 7am shifts and I leave at 6:30am in the dark & freezing cold (luckily it's a short walk away, but still - it's early! ), so he'd tit himself if he had to do that! 
Stop talking through your hoop for 5 minutes, Melvin! I do a lot of 7am shifts and I leave at 6:30am in the dark & freezing cold (luckily it's a short walk away, but still - it's early! ), so he'd tit himself if he had to do that! 
Treatit you all to a bit of an early Christmas eve poem. A vision of what is to come.
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the flat
Not a creature was stirring
It couldn't move for the tat!
The cats bum was hung
From the fire with blue tack
In hope that hot dancing santa
Would soon empty his sack
Their wean is in hiding
Wanting it all to be over
Eyeing the outside
Their excuse they go nowhere
The man children were eating
A Greggs in their bed
Visions of candy canes
Danced in their head
The tress were bedecked
A forest of crap
They'd been up two months
A shiny dust trap
The pyjamas were new
Knock off designer
Crocs were sent back
Due to limits on Klarna
The tinsel was draped
Round the bumming Fort with care
Its covers still missing
They like it to be bare
The cleaning haul was used
to sparkle and shine
Bespoke wax melts lit
Eau de shart and pine
Family gifts are bespoke
from that small business B&M
Bought in September
In the season Wintum
The treats are all bought
Shades of beige to delight
Merry Christmas, hold your power
May you all spine bright
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the flat
Not a creature was stirring
It couldn't move for the tat!
The cats bum was hung
From the fire with blue tack
In hope that hot dancing santa
Would soon empty his sack
Their wean is in hiding
Wanting it all to be over
Eyeing the outside
Their excuse they go nowhere
The man children were eating
A Greggs in their bed
Visions of candy canes
Danced in their head
The tress were bedecked
A forest of crap
They'd been up two months
A shiny dust trap
The pyjamas were new
Knock off designer
Crocs were sent back
Due to limits on Klarna
The tinsel was draped
Round the bumming Fort with care
Its covers still missing
They like it to be bare
The cleaning haul was used
to sparkle and shine
Bespoke wax melts lit
Eau de shart and pine
Family gifts are bespoke
from that small business B&M
Bought in September
In the season Wintum
The treats are all bought
Shades of beige to delight
Merry Christmas, hold your power
May you all spine bright
Well done ma lovelie, absoolutely brilliant and pyoor bespoke.Treatit you all to a bit of an early Christmas eve poem. A vision of what is to come.
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the flat
Not a creature was stirring
It couldn't move for the tat!
The cats bum was hung
From the fire with blue tack
In hope that hot dancing santa
Would soon empty his sack
Their wean is in hiding
Wanting it all to be over
Eyeing the outside
Their excuse they go nowhere
The man children were eating
A Greggs in their bed
Visions of candy canes
Danced in their head
The tress were bedecked
A forest of crap
They'd been up two months
A shiny dust trap
The pyjamas were new
Knock off designer
Crocs were sent back
Due to limits on Klarna
The tinsel was draped
Round the bumming Fort with care
Its covers still missing
They like it to be bare
The cleaning haul was used
to sparkle and shine
Bespoke wax melts lit
Eau de shart and pine
Family gifts are bespoke
from that small business B&M
Bought in September
In the season Wintum
The treats are all bought
Shades of beige to delight
Merry Christmas, hold your power
May you all spine bright
Oh god, that's brilliant ma lovelie!Treatit you all to a bit of an early Christmas eve poem. A vision of what is to come.
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the flat
Not a creature was stirring
It couldn't move for the tat!
The cats bum was hung
From the fire with blue tack
In hope that hot dancing santa
Would soon empty his sack
Their wean is in hiding
Wanting it all to be over
Eyeing the outside
Their excuse they go nowhere
The man children were eating
A Greggs in their bed
Visions of candy canes
Danced in their head
The tress were bedecked
A forest of crap
They'd been up two months
A shiny dust trap
The pyjamas were new
Knock off designer
Crocs were sent back
Due to limits on Klarna
The tinsel was draped
Round the bumming Fort with care
Its covers still missing
They like it to be bare
The cleaning haul was used
to sparkle and shine
Bespoke wax melts lit
Eau de shart and pine
Family gifts are bespoke
from that small business B&M
Bought in September
In the season Wintum
The treats are all bought
Shades of beige to delight
Merry Christmas, hold your power
May you all spine bright
It's filled wi ice cubes tae cool him doon as his byootiful bespoke vinyl ...ah mean luxury wood flairs make his bedsit too warrum according tae Marion.
He wull probably do sum dots of doom the night as wee Deek wull be watching the fitba.
A masterpieceTreatit you all to a bit of an early Christmas eve poem. A vision of what is to come.
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the flat
Not a creature was stirring
It couldn't move for the tat!
The cats bum was hung
From the fire with blue tack
In hope that hot dancing santa
Would soon empty his sack
Their wean is in hiding
Wanting it all to be over
Eyeing the outside
Their excuse they go nowhere
The man children were eating
A Greggs in their bed
Visions of candy canes
Danced in their head
The tress were bedecked
A forest of crap
They'd been up two months
A shiny dust trap
The pyjamas were new
Knock off designer
Crocs were sent back
Due to limits on Klarna
The tinsel was draped
Round the bumming Fort with care
Its covers still missing
They like it to be bare
The cleaning haul was used
to sparkle and shine
Bespoke wax melts lit
Eau de shart and pine
Family gifts are bespoke
from that small business B&M
Bought in September
In the season Wintum
The treats are all bought
Shades of beige to delight
Merry Christmas, hold your power
May you all spine bright
This is so good! One truck advert calendar for you ma lovelie!Treatit you all to a bit of an early Christmas eve poem. A vision of what is to come.
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the flat
Not a creature was stirring
It couldn't move for the tat!
The cats bum was hung
From the fire with blue tack
In hope that hot dancing santa
Would soon empty his sack
Their wean is in hiding
Wanting it all to be over
Eyeing the outside
Their excuse they go nowhere
The man children were eating
A Greggs in their bed
Visions of candy canes
Danced in their head
The tress were bedecked
A forest of crap
They'd been up two months
A shiny dust trap
The pyjamas were new
Knock off designer
Crocs were sent back
Due to limits on Klarna
The tinsel was draped
Round the bumming Fort with care
Its covers still missing
They like it to be bare
The cleaning haul was used
to sparkle and shine
Bespoke wax melts lit
Eau de shart and pine
Family gifts are bespoke
from that small business B&M
Bought in September
In the season Wintum
The treats are all bought
Shades of beige to delight
Merry Christmas, hold your power
May you all spine bright
What happened to the boujee hotel with Hannah slippers?
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