Seriously two grown men in bed with a greggs and a tea, Iโm up watching the footie with a wine 
Cleaning with Mario #84 The OG since 2018 but his skirting boards could still do with a clean
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WHO..who is asking him all these questions!?!? The voices in his head?
Yuk imagine the crumbs in the bed 
Thatโs probably the least repulsive thing in his bed tbh!!Yuk imagine the crumbs in the bed
I feel your pain ma lovelie. Bristol airport is one of Danteโs seven circles of hell
The sleeper chat got me thinking of him prancing about the tat cave in the free throw away Dakota slippers. I cringe at the thought, smell the wealth, my luxe sleepers, from the hotel from down the road, where I took a bath bomb cause av no got one. Never change Martin, never change.
P.S Tons o love trolls T U E S D A Y- a bespoke new thread spine bright!!!
P.S Tons o love trolls T U E S D A Y- a bespoke new thread spine bright!!!
Game they play in the morningโฆ is it a melted chocolate chip from the Greggs muffin, or a Shart from Mario in the night.
Fun never ends around that place
Fun never ends around that place
Anyone else being trolled by tattle ads the night?
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Aye ma lovelie, am being trolled by some dodgy looking slippers. I accidentally clicked on it and they cost ยฃ85.00, Marion will have them on Klarna next.Anyone else being trolled by tattle ads the night?
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well hen a also clicked on the bespoke sleepers but sadly the smallest size is a 7 so thatโs nae good for oor marions size 3sAye ma lovelie, am being trolled by some dodgy looking slippers. I accidentally clicked on it and they cost ยฃ85.00, Marion will have them on Klarna next.
Aye Marion shops for wee lassies shoes in a size 3 and auld wummins blouses in XS so he does.
Dae they scratch and sniff or gie it a wee lick
Is the ghost of Marion in that picture, the way one is up reminds me of wan of his poses at the mirror.Aye ma lovelie, am being trolled by some dodgy looking slippers. I accidentally clicked on it and they cost ยฃ85.00, Marion will have them on Klarna next.
Haha, I never noticed that, that is exactly how he poses in front of his 9ft mirror.Dae they scratch and sniff or gie it a wee lick
Is the ghost of Marion in that picture, the way one is up reminds me of wan of his poses at the mirror.
they slippers would work far better turned upside doon or inside oot ma lovelie, plus then ya donnae stick to the bastard flairs
Please tell me heโs really a size 3
Hello ma lovelies, how are youse aw? I've been noooooo wellllll, but I'm keeping ma power and we move, so aye. Terrible terrible news, my phone broke. Lost aw my photos and so forth. My phone couldnae take one more picture of Marion in it, it would rather die. Loved the picture of him in the mirror, he looked just like Michael Myers in a bespoke navy boiler suit. Woke Mr best up snorting over Marions bumhole smelling of a beef oxo cube, he telt me off! Anyway night night hens, am away.
Awww hen, hope you feel better soon, but it's lovely you've checked in
The good thing is, your masterpieces are still here, so all is good 
I got trolled over on that app FacebookAnyone else being trolled by tattle ads the night?
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